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Zac

It's called the Radioactive Flesh. It's the latest...and the last!

About Me

I am Zac. Right now I am beginning a new life and job in Lexington! I don't know many people here, so it's an interesting experience.My personality depends on whom you ask. To some, I am a sweet, intelligent guy who charms people with his funny stories and witty remarks. To others, I'm a big nerd who tells meandering stories that go nowhere and always has an array of awful puns at his disposal. Whichever you prefer.My screen name on the various chat programs is zacwbond

Of course, I typically am not online and when I am I have an away message. To get in touch, which I hope you will, your best bet is to leave me a message here.Here is a bunch of music.

My Interests

Computers, Ultima (the video game, not the perfume), general political arguing, ancient history, archaeology, Transformers (the toys only), sexual innuendo, the Voynich manuscript, the Vectrex and old video games in general, Captain Planet, late-80's to early-90's professional wwrestling (The days of IRS, Issac Yankem, Doink, Akeem, etc), going for long drives, telling longwinded but entertaining stories, old coins still in circulation, Sierra Mist, unusual jelly bean flavors, the Three Stooges (especially Shemp), unusual cartoon artork, making fun of poorly designed websites, funny voices, talking about the merits of different foodstuffs, strawberry juice, late-night Wal-Mart, superfluous verbiage, Waffle House, dogs, hypnosis, really old cars.

I'd like to meet:

Once upon a time, a young woman called me on the phone out of the blue (she was a friend of a friend) and wanted to read "The Portrait of an Artist As a Young Man" over the phone with me. Sadly I didn't have that book, and it didn't go anywhere. A more effective repition of some similar unexpected experience would be ideal.
I especially want to meet someone who recognizes my "headline" quote. It would make me certifiably giddy! :-D

Music:

Note: I am an convicted MP3 hoarder.

Classical: JS Bach, John Cage
Misc: Robert Johnson, Jimmie Rodgers, any ancient music

50's: Jump blues, proto- and early rock n' roll
60's: Garage bands and psychedelica
70's: Early punk and nowave, darkwave
80's: All that is dehumanizing: goth and industrial
90's: Sweet-boy indie pop and anything weird

Some of my favorite bands:
Chuck Berry, Big Joe Turner, the Crystals, the Silver Apples, Bob Dylan, Velvet Underground, the Left Banke, the Zombies, Patti Smith, Nick Drake, X-Ray Spex, Wire, the Fall, Joy Division, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, Stiff Little Fingers, Neu!, Kraftwerk, Depeche Mode, the Smiths, the Pixies, My Bloody Valentine, Throbbing Gristle, Sisters of Mercy, Nirvana, Tori Amos, a Perfect Circle, Modest Mouse, the Ass Ponys, Trench Coat Yuppies, the Postal Service, Nada Surf.

Movies:

Simon of the Desert, Metropolis, Pinic at Hanging Rock, The Third Man, Solaris, Grizzly Man, High Fidelity, The Best Years of Our Lives, Hour of the Wolf, Rebel Without a Cause, A Clockwork Orange, Ran, The Three Stooges shorts, Wild Strawberries, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Last Year at Marienbad, My Dinner With Andre

Television:

Home Movies, Star Trek: DS9, Star Trek: TNG, Homicide Life on the Street, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, Lost

Books:

The Magnificent Ambersons, Woyzeck, Lolita, Nostromo, The Winter of Our Discontent, On the Road, Nausea, The Sound and the Fury, The Way We Live Now, anything by Franz Kafka, Anything by Albert Camus, anything by Italo Calvino, anything by the ancient Greeks, anything by James Joyce

Heroes:

John Cage: Did his own thing for his entire life
Carl Sagan: Skeptic until the very end

My Blog

Be no more subject to my wrath, dear bud!

The night, it hath mollified my ills, as it is wont to do--None but a wandering in dreams cures the malady, jealousy, inspired only by womanhood.  Had I but posted this missibe ten hours ago, 'ti...
Posted by Zac on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

Ah, fury!

Others happiness annoys me, especially the happiness of young couples in love.  Actually, I guess it's just young women in love.  I have an unfair hatred of them.  Actually, no, many of...
Posted by Zac on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:17:00 PST

Rocking Horse Weiner

I just listened to music from Rocking Horse Winner, an old movie whose name was taken by a band Becca sent me music from long ago.Life is going normally.  I bought more piles of very cheap books,...
Posted by Zac on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:22:00 PST

Tell me the tooth...

I wrote Michelle a letter last week.  And I quoted a Chinese poem in it, of all things.  I even drew out the title in those wacky Chinese characters.  Her reply reportedly has some artw...
Posted by Zac on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:47:00 PST

I'm not bitter; I just hate you

--- That's not a cross look it's a sign of life but I'm glad you care how I look at you this morning (after I got up) I was thinking of President Warren G. Harding and Horace S. Warren, father of the ...
Posted by Zac on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:35:00 PST

Moona my tuna or something

I copied a title Becca used once for a blog long ago. This weekend was pretty fun.  I hung out with my cousin and her male and female friends in Nashville (sadly, to my knowledge, all of the oppo...
Posted by Zac on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:49:00 PST

Pipe down, stinkypants!

"Stinky" has been one of my favoite words lately because of a Simpsons episode where Homer says his new garbage sevice will "air out your stinkables." Work has been OK and most everyone is friendly, ...
Posted by Zac on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

Stalkers

I wonder what it's like to have a stalker.  I guess I don't want to know--but it seems like it'd be hard for someone to stalk me.  The women I know who have had stalkers, for the most part, ...
Posted by Zac on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

Thinkings

Someone sent me a friend request under the guise of mass-murderer Seung Cho today, in a grotesque attempt at juvenile humor.  I also saw a myriad of hate groups on Facebook, which are well-justif...
Posted by Zac on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:06:00 PST

Radio

Well, my lovely radio station continues to broadcast to one listener (me) off of my computer at home. I think the general playlist is very nice, and all the music fits together very nicely. Yet ther...
Posted by Zac on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:39:00 PST