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Serving the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Other, less important, interests include: Eating, sleeping, drinking, listening to music, hugging puppies, combating evil, star gazing, long walks on the beach, Goomba stomping, cooking, video games, reading, and falling asleep in Starbucks coffee shops. I generally hate anything that has to do with school "spirit," such as dances, rallies, and activities. Let me study and graduate in peace! Oh, and I love to study philosophy independently, so I know a lot about nothing. I am NOT interested in hardcore Republicans and Democrats, take your partisan bigotry elsewhere.
The Supreme Court sucks.
Political parties suck and so does unquestioned authority (even though the President is Congress' bitch).
No place is safe from His omnipotent Noodly Appendage.
I seem to be branching out. I haven't been listening to too much Trance lately. I still love it, though!
I don't really have a favorite movie. I do love The Matrix (the 1st one), The Green Mile, Independence Day, Gangs of New York, Gigli (just kidding), the original three Star Wars episodes, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Water Boy, Wayne's World, Terminator 1/2, Men In Black 1/2, Spider-Man 1/2, The Exorcist (not Emily Rose!), Scary Movie, Mean Girls, and mindless teen movies.
I really f---ing hate Fox News. O'Reilly is definitely going to Hell.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Bobby Henderson are my heroes.
I exceed my own expectations.
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