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Flying Spaghetti Monster

When in deadly danger; When beset by doubt; Run in little circles; Wave your arms and shout. - Unkno

About Me


Join me and my fellow Noodle children, and become a Pastafarian spreading the word of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster, while at the same time leading a Sauce-filled crusade against those who would teach Intelligent Design in science classes. The FSM is the creator of all, and He rewards His followers with stripper factories and volcanoes of beer in Heaven! All of the global warming and natural distasters are caused by Him because of the decline of the pirate popluations since the 1800's. EVERY Friday is a religious holiday in which you must wear Pirate regalia, and, best of all, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has very flimsy moral standards! We are led by the Prophet Bobby Henderson, a man who is currently unemployed but has a degree in physics.
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Here are some other useful links to help expand your mind.
www.religioustolerance.org
www.uncyclopedia.org
And the prototype for God's brain
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Do I need to explain this one?
Kitten huffing. For those who think that coke doesn't have that special "umph."
It takes a man of true logic to believe in the historical flood.
Apes provided a third front against Germany in World War II.
Pastafarians' IQ's are too high to register.
BEHOLD!!! This is my pet emu. He lives on the moon. Don't question it.
The Intelligent Design Zoo! Shows featuring dragons and four-legged foul are scheduled at 1:45 P.M.
Become a pirate before it's too late...

My Interests

Help me conquer the world.

The original MySpace Map! Click here to make your own!

KEN MILLER! 2 hours in length. Only for the most devoted.

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Thanks to Ew Gross for this. Some of you won't get the joke.

Serving the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Other, less important, interests include: Eating, sleeping, drinking, listening to music, hugging puppies, combating evil, star gazing, long walks on the beach, Goomba stomping, cooking, video games, reading, and falling asleep in Starbucks coffee shops. I generally hate anything that has to do with school "spirit," such as dances, rallies, and activities. Let me study and graduate in peace! Oh, and I love to study philosophy independently, so I know a lot about nothing. I am NOT interested in hardcore Republicans and Democrats, take your partisan bigotry elsewhere.

The Supreme Court sucks.

Political parties suck and so does unquestioned authority (even though the President is Congress' bitch).

I'd like to meet:


No place is safe from His omnipotent Noodly Appendage.

Music:

I seem to be branching out. I haven't been listening to too much Trance lately. I still love it, though!

Movies:

I don't really have a favorite movie. I do love The Matrix (the 1st one), The Green Mile, Independence Day, Gangs of New York, Gigli (just kidding), the original three Star Wars episodes, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Water Boy, Wayne's World, Terminator 1/2, Men In Black 1/2, Spider-Man 1/2, The Exorcist (not Emily Rose!), Scary Movie, Mean Girls, and mindless teen movies.

Television:



I really f---ing hate Fox News. O'Reilly is definitely going to Hell.

Books:



Heroes:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Bobby Henderson are my heroes.

I exceed my own expectations.

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My Blog

The Mind of a Devout Maniac

Long time, no see!So right now I just got back from my 3-hour class about terrorism, revolution, and political violence, and my roomates are playing Assassin's Creed on our Xbox.  But right now I...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:00:00 PST

A Week Too Late

Okay okay, I know I promised a blog last week, but more important things arose...like school and going on vacation for a week at Lake Havasu.I spent the last week at Havasu with someone who I consider...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:20:00 PST

Squishy Politics

As you are all probably and painfully aware, the race for the White House started unbearably early.  A YEAR AND HALF IN ADVANCE!!!  So, now I have to listen to countless more "debates" (if y...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

Virginia Tech, Depression, and Ken Miller

Hello everyone, once again, to another edition of my erratic blog.Now, I know it's been plastered everywhere on the news, and has probably made headlines in extraterriestrial civilizations, but I...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST

Sleep Deprivation

Jebus, I'm so tired.  It's not really my fault (okay, maybe it is -- I have to watch Ghost in the Shell on Cartoon Network at 1 in the morning everyday) because I have so much work to make up fro...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST

The War on the War on Christmas

I'm going to start off by saying that I do NOT support the supposed "War on Christmas".  Honestly, I do not know why anyone would want to ruin such a great holiday.  I don't care if you're s...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST

Hallow's Eve

I said I would get a blog written before the month's end :)As you are all very aware, today is once again Halloween.  Ghosts, goblins, and ghouls (alliteration!).  I know many of you will be...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST

The Future

Well, it's been a while since I last posted anything.  In my personal life life I have been training nearly 23 hours a week and taking a summer college course for another 8 hours (not to mention ...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:35:00 PST

The Divine Blasphemy

The Divine BlasphemyI was surprised when I saw an advertisement on TV saying that Hell was now a great place to take the family. Tours, brochures, travel agencies, and airlines glamorized Hell as the...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:37:00 PST

Speaking Out of Character

This is not the usual blog.  This one is more personal.Ever since the day of my birth I have taken on many different labels and beliefs.  I was born Agnostic, raised Christian, deconverted t...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:42:00 PST