About Me
I am Kelly. I'm an analytical thinker. I am very candid and direct when expressing my opinion. So watch out.
I am a very loyal friend. If you tell me a secret, I will take it with me to the grave. I will be there for you through anything as long as you tell me the truth and laugh at my jokes. I am extremely funny and I love to laugh. Although, some people do not get my jokes, but if they don't, I no longer want to be their friend anyway. Neither do I tolerate liars. I am completely honest and I expect the same.
I consider myself extremely brilliant and have no patience for stupid people. But I am also humble. I'll try being friends with anyone, once. I don't limit my friendship to cool, beautiful people. All I ask is that you're smart.
I am very good with computers. I consider myself a computer nerd. My husband has a Ph.D. in Computer Science so between us we can do just about anything with computers as well as build a robot from the motor in a weedeater.
I got married almost 2 years ago. We have since bought a house that I love. We have a son, two cats, three kittens and a dog. I love animals, especially cats! My son goes to an awesome school and I stay home during the day. It's what I've always wanted.
I consider myself nice looking and I have the ego to match. But I don't think I'm a celebrity. I don't try to puff my lips out and I don't act snobby. I do not buy into that celebrity bullshit. As a matter of fact, I despise it. I don't watch tv and I never go to the movies. I think movies are laughable, predictable and a complete waste of time. I will not pay money to be brainwashed and to make the rich, richer.
I'd like to have a lot of MySpace friends. But I will never whore myself. I want to actually like the people on my friends list. If I ask you to be my friend, it's because I thought something about you or your profile was cool. So do not send me a message asking "Who are you?" or even worse: "who r u?" I will immediately delete my add request at that point. This is MySpace, a social network, a place for friends. I try to treat all of my friends well and leave comments as much as I can but if I've left 3 comments and you haven't left a comment back then you're shit out of luck. (Also people, please put some thought into the bulletins you send before you send them. That is another way to get yourself deleted from my friends list.)
