Staying out of debt, stopping the kids from fighting, as well as, stopping the dogs from fighting, dodging the bullet, jumping on the bandwagon, walking a fine line, trying to stay above water, putting the pieces together, jumping to conclusions, watching the shit hit the fan, running around in circles, facing the music, covering my ass, looking thru rose-colored glasses, finding a common ground, dishing the dirt, putting all of my eggs in one basket, having an ace up my sleeve, going against the grain, beating a dead horse, bending over backwards, betting my bottom dollar, biting my tongue, opening a can of worms, chewing the fat, getting my ducks in a row, losing my marbles, missing the boat, playing with fire, recharging my batteries, rolling with the punches, shooting the breeze, thinking outside the box, watching the paint dry, reading the writing on the wall and driving miles to get to a store.
In my spare time, I publish a joke ezine a couple times a week, come check it out:
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This has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. If you are 24 fan, you have to see this.
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You are a Black Coffee
At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable
At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty
You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it
Your caffeine addiction level: high
What Kind of Coffee Are You?
You Are An ESFJ
The Caregiver
You are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first.
A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change.
You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project.
You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people.
You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher.
What's Your Personality Type?
Take the Which Brat Pack Character Am I? Quiz
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
30% Yankee
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Your English Skills:
Spelling: 100%
Grammar: 80%
Punctuation: 80%
Vocabulary: 80%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Take the quiz:
Are you Spy Material?
James Bond
One way or another, you've done rather well. If you took the quiz honestly, you might want to consider a career within the intelligence community. If you cheated to get here, well.... at least maybe you learned something in the process.
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I would like to meet people from all over.
I would love to be your friend, but please do me a favor. If you are adding me just to increase your friend numbers, then please don't ask me to be your friend. I am not here to be a statistic. I only ask that once we are friends, please come back to my site and say Hi! I would love to here from you! I downsize my friend list periodically. I don't want to be just a number.
I am pretty much stuck in the 70's: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Who, Elton John, Billy Joel, Fleetwood Mac, Aerosmith, The Doors, Rolling Stones, ZZ Top, Queen, Tom Petty, Van Halen (with David Lee Roth) and most other music in the 70's.
The Breakfast Club, History of the World - Part 1, Blazing Saddles, The Bird Cage, For Pete's Sake, The Red Shoes, Westside Story, Young Frankenstein(..what hump?) Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shawshank Redemption, Liar Liar, Fun with Dick and Jane, Airplane.
24, Two and Half Men, Medium, CSI, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami, Law and Order, also SVU & CI, Last Comic Standing, House, Boston Legal, Cold Case, Without a Trace, Ghost Whisperer, Numb3rs, The Biggest Loser, Dexter, Shark, 1 vs 100, Don't Forget the Lyrics & 48 Hours Mystery.
The Men and Women in the Armed Forces fighting for our country and the Men and Women who lost their lives, that risked their lives, and worked endlessly through search and rescue and cleanup at the Twin Towers on 9/11 and after.