My kids swear I have adult A.D.D. They're wrong. I'm just old and demented.
HAPPY THINGS:
My kids. My husband. Sitting on the deck in the morning with my coffee and smokes. Random acts of kindness. Adults who aren't afraid to be silly. Anything that makes me laugh.
CRAPPY THINGS:
Dishonesty. Aggressive,
rude and/or otherwise nasty people. If you mistreat my loved ones, especially my kids, I'll beat the crap out of you.
PERSONALITY DISORDERS freak me out. If you have one, please stay the f*ck away from me.
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Certainly none of you myspace creepos. I am happily married with a family and good, solid friends. As for my friends list here, I include only those I know in Real Life... or those who are real life friends of someone I know personally. In other words, I stick to those I know, love and trust. There may be a few exceptions, but chances are you're not one of them.
If you invite me to view your sleazy web cam, or if you message me with some foul-mouthed BS, I'll report you. Go away. Get outta here. Puuuke.
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ACCORDING TO YOUTUBE:
WORST COMMERCIAL EVER
"This commercial is for real. I mean it happened for real. He really made a rap video for his furniture store."
Good stuff.
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Impossible to name them all, but here are a few "harder to find" ones I've always loved...
and then there's...
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24 (yeah!), CSI, Without A Trace, Kyle XY, Prison Break, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Heroes, more stuff I can't remember right now.
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Books? Hell, I don't read. A magazine near the toilet is good enough for me.
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My old man, my young kids, any jeans that make me look 10 pounds lighter...
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and Jack Bauer!
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