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emily

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

About Me

sometimes i ride my bike everywhere for so long that i forget to ride my mopeds. so i start to ride my mopeds and it feels crazy and fast and awkward. then i remember how nice it is to bike, and i go back to biking everywhere. it feels weird and tall at first, but for the first week or so you really appreciate the fact that you don't smell like gasoline all the time.
bored?
really?

My Interests

riding my safari everywhere, feeling like im going fast. being awkward. trying to go to the gym. making letters with glitter pens. jokes. cooking at home. trying to settle in. being excited for spring. planning my summer away. watching my cactus grow. SCIENCE! exploring the city on foot and bike. moped rides with good friends. mexican food. out of town adventures. ultimate punches. big plans, halfway done. missing pocket. fake diamonds and gold. learning things completely new, and being excited about it.

I'd like to meet:

more things to feed down the food-e-rator in the sink.

Music:

records, ipod, computer.

Movies:

jokes for days.

Television:

hmmm....

Books:

the library and i are real tight. we go way back.

Heroes:

Yo i heard a hero aint nothin but a sammitch

My Blog

an email from my old boss who sold the salon in october

Hi Emily how are you and every one miss you gyse mouch Iam doing good the boys are beautfull and fun so how wase the holdays where did you all want for chrastmase party ?,wasit fun I hored you mo...
Posted by emily on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:22:00 PST

this is so totally brutal

yep.  my flickr account had 666 views today.  that is soooooo brutal.  i'm gonna go drink blood and kill kittens.
Posted by emily on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:33:00 PST

pure genius

i'm so totally pumped. http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/east/06/15/square .watermelon/index.html i want one. ...
Posted by emily on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:45:00 PST

i'm going to the bahamas!

someone keeps leaving me text to landline messages from a number i don't recognize inviting me to the bahamas at the end of june.  apparently, according to the messages, it costs less than 5...
Posted by emily on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:40:00 PST

dang!

well, i'm moving AGAIN.  it seems like a neverending cycle.  i hope i will want to stay at this place after a year, i assume i will since i've been stalking it for a few years now. starting ...
Posted by emily on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST

ha.

i just made a donation in the name of my salon to the Queen Beez Motorcycle and Social Association, Inc. Apparently they are the first all female sport bike and social club to be founded in Richmond....
Posted by emily on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST

can i tell you....

i'm so thankful that people i know maintain and make sites like these that still make me laugh.  i revisited this today for the first time in YEARS and laughed just as hard as i did the first tim...
Posted by emily on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:35:00 PST

ridin durty.

hoooo boy.  i just got a new road bike and its super sweet.  picked it up last night, its an old vitus frameset with durace and campy components.  its amazing.  all white and ...
Posted by emily on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:57:00 PST

i love....

sometimes it feels like the best thing ever to ride my bike in the fog.  getting where i'm headed and being covered in dew.  taking a longer and more drawn out route to work at a relaxed pac...
Posted by emily on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:04:00 PST

today...

so today i read cosmo magazine and learned ten things about men and sex that blew my mind and might have changed my life.   sike.
Posted by emily on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST