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Hells Satans

LIVE FAST RIDE SLOW

About Me

THE BADEST BAND OF MOPED RIDING DIRT BAGS TO ROAM THE WASTELAND OF RICHMOND VIRGINIA ON THE HUNT FOR PARTIES, SLUTS BEERS, AND BOOTIE. YOU KNOW, THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE.
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My Interests

SHREDING THE STREETS AND DOUBLING DIRTY SLUTS IN SHORT MINI SKIRTS, RAPING, PILLAGING, AND TURNING UP THE SUCK.
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I'd like to meet:

MOPED RIDING SLUTS WITH BEERS, AND OTHER SHIT BAGS THAT LIKE TO HUFF CARB CLEANER IN DIRTY BASEMENTS.

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Music:

THE SWEET SOUND OF A BAFFLELESS MUFFLER AT FULL SPEED OF 25MPH, GEARS GRINDING, AND NO THATS NOT YOUR NEIGHBOR MOWING THE LAWN AT 7:00AM ITS THE HELLS SATANS RIDING AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOUR DAUGHTERS.
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Movies:

"THE HELLS SATANS" AT THE ATTACK OF THE FOOT REEL, 8MM FILM FESTIVAL AT THE CANAL CLUB.
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Television:

THE SIMPSONS, BUT WHO HAS TIME TO WATCH T.V. WHEN YOUR OUT SHREDDING THE STREETS 24/7. HOLMES!
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Books:

DUSTY OLD MOPED MANUALS
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Heroes:

"THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE","COSTIN DRACULA", "MAGNEETO","THE COUNT DICKSUCKULA","THE MOPED BANDIT", "THE ONED WONDER", "KING PAT", "JOHNNY ON THE SPOT-THE MOPED FOOL", "SKIDMARKS", "CHANCY PANTS", "CLEAN BOBBIE", "THE GAY GOBBLIN", "RUSSEL THE LOVE MUSCLE", "AL DOUGH',"CRAZY EYES BURNETT","B-RAD","GIRLISH FIGURE", "VIOLENT NIEL' AND "ROB TIGHT PANTS LEE", "CORNELIUS DANDRIDGE aka CORNY D".
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My Blog

once again.. .

everyone in this fucking city need to drop dead.
Posted by Hells Satans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I was sweet as hell!

Once again I was sweet as hell today.
Posted by Hells Satans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what we did today.....

today we cruised the mean streets of richmond.
Posted by Hells Satans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST