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About Me

... Hungry-ass Hooligan. Petite Swinia. I gets awesome and I'M NOT SORRY...And thats what its like to be a gangsta. I aspire to one day be on Datelines "How to catch a Predator".

My Interests

* ghost ridin the whip, dirtbags, having laughs, extreme pug cuddle puddles, PTC, ridin dirty on my homoped. petite swinias, silly peeps, making fancy hair-dos, bugs, cooking out, smut, boozin and bruisin', being a dirt-bag sailor scallywag, muffin stuffing, going to Da Riva, jello wrestling, jena davidson, sleeping. My pleasures are simple. I aspire to someday become a person of substance, but for now I'll continue to make trouble for all of yous.
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I'd like to meet:

a sugar dick daddy with the candy nutts. passenger side road head. Otherwise, anysomeone who can take me with a grain of dirt... but honestly, PTC has all the meet I can handle.

Music:

all mariachi all the time...

Movies:

Team America City of God Casino

Television:

i miss In LIving Color...

Books:

menus and the books i write. Somehow graduated from VCU witout ever learning how to read or spell... go finger.

Heroes:

Homer Simpson. the praying mantis Naughty By NAture

My Blog

so i had this idea...

what if richmond had its own division of G.L.O.W. (aka gorgeous ladies of wrestling). We could get some fancy outfits and film what we do every weekend, perhaps in jello or ky jelly... Anycrap, ...
Posted by don'tbarry on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:42:00 PST

small town (downs) syndrome...

what the fuck are you people gonna talk about after i retire? christ on a cracker, always trying to catch me ridin dirty. Oh yeah, sorry to whomevers shit i may have broken this past saturday: s...
Posted by don'tbarry on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:50:00 PST

house arrest, come over!!!!

come over and play with meeee! I can't drive and cant afford to go out due to recent lawyer and court fees, etc. Im sooooo bored and lonely. Bring food, cigarettes, and booze, I cant afford them ...
Posted by don'tbarry on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:21:00 PST

Im fucking discusted...

so these 3 guys from jersey are headin to a party in NY for the evening, it just so happens to be a costume theme party... Everyone had to dress up as an emotion to get into this party, right? S...
Posted by don'tbarry on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

i f'in love yous guys...

there's nothing like a couple few days of raw and retarded fun to make me emo enough to realize you lovely fuckers are fantastic. This weekend i made new bff's and i hate them just as much a...
Posted by don'tbarry on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:53:00 PST

this week i learned...

1. you can not add yourself as a friend... 2. nobody understands sarcaism via text message... or spelling for that matter. 3. salads, tacos, xtra side of beans and prunes are not your stomachs friends...
Posted by don'tbarry on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:04:00 PST

oh dang...

i am slowly turning purple... if its not a good weekend unless you've got the scars to prove it...one look at my legs and butt must confirm the most awesomest time ever. Between flopping off the...
Posted by don'tbarry on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:24:00 PST

booooooooooooooooooo...

boooooooooo!!!! Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence.
Posted by don'tbarry on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:19:00 PST

donkey dongs

well, on monday i woke up from the weekend speaking swaheleeee with a donkey dick stuck in my ear. Luckily i didnt get too shit housed to remember that on sunday i wet my pants laughing at my friend w...
Posted by don'tbarry on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST