customer quote of winter 07 |
me: any questions about the menu this evening?dude: yeah, what's up with the rare tuna?me: well you can have it cooked at any temperature you like.dude: i mean, what makes it so rare?me: b/c tuna is a...
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:14:00 PST |
"i am sorry that i am hot!" |
This is my last response to YOU! I have better things to do with my time than to make fun of other ppl to "TRY" to make my self feel better about my self. There are other ways to handle your problems ...
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:48:00 PST |
customer quote of fall 2007 |
- uh, ya'll need some mo baf tissue fo da female room- (setting down a basket of bread).......*under her breath* "that ain't no hush puppy"
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:01:00 PST |
customer quote |
customer: i'd like a margaritame: would you like house or top shelf?customer: which ever has more liquorme: ........well ma'm they both have the same amount of liquorcustomer: ok, well, which ever one...
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST |
telephone conversation of the week 7/2/07 |
me: hi, i'm scheduled for jury duty for this month and i can't make it b/c i have school and work.judge: sorry, we don't accept those excuses. you're just gonna have to do make up work.me: so basicall...
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:28:00 PST |
customer quotes from the past year |
- customer: take back this soup server: what's wrong with it cutomer: it's too soupy same customer: i dont want this coffee server: is there something wrong with it customer: it's ...
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST |
conversation of the week |
my brother: my house is gonna be done in two weeksme: how much is your salarymy brother: well, last month i made around 30,000*10 seconds of complete silence*me: you know you're buying me a new comp...
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:24:00 PST |
customer quotes of winter 2006/07 |
Bartender: ma'am, what can i get for you? customer: yes, i'd like a cosmetology customer: i don't want this shrimp and scallops...
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST |
customer quotes of fall 2006 |
- 1st year medical student from mcv: i'd like a bottle of the chateau st. michelle cabernet sauvignon. is that a cabernet?- ...
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:46:00 PST |
customer mother fuckin quote of the YEAR |
this quote by itself just needed it's own blog. i felt the depth of it was far beyond the past quotes. enjoycustomer: excuse me, but are you korean?me: no i'm not, i'm vietname...
Posted by Lyricsless Freestyler on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:17:00 PST |
