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About Me

I am currently in school studying to be a mortician. No shit. I'm a badass. I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You? What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
You're a Shot of Whiskey!
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You tend to lose all inhibitions when you are drunk and just go with the flow. You are highly entertaining to all of your friends, with all of your crazy antics.
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What infamous serial killer are you?
Jack the Ripper
The knife is your best friend. You love being the lilith on the prowl late at night, looking for protitutes to mutilate. Your killing spree has gone unsolved for over 100 years, and chances are no one will know for sure who you really were.

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My Interests

My '76 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham, Learning to be a good Mortician, My dog Porter, Drinking, SEX, Partying with my friends

I'd like to meet:

me, you, John Holmesa

Music:

The Clash (the only band that matters), Misfits, Ween, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, The Sex Pistols, Elvis Costello, Beck, Dolly Parton, Blondie, The Buzzcocks, The Jam, Wu-Tang, The Pixies, The Pogues, Social Distortion, NOFX, Beastie Boys, New York Dolls, Weezer, The Ramones, Dr. Feelgood, The Cure,

Movies:

The Rules of Attraction, Harold and Maude, Gleaming The Cube, The Poseidon Adventure (1972), Battle Royale, True Romance, Videodrome, Blue Velvet, Idiocracy, The Cook The Thief His Wife Her Lover, Gummo, Three Amigos, Dead Alive, The Lost Boys, The Dark Crystal, Heathers, Stripes, The Neverending Story, 16 Candles, Secretary, Toy Story, I Spit On Your Grave, Labyrinth, Escape From New York, River's Edge, The Goonies

Television:

Weeds, Dead Like Me, Nip/Tuck, Quantum Leap, The State, Fraggle Rock, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, CSI, Hee-Haw, Criminal Minds, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Tales From The Crypt

Books:

Anything by- Brett Easton Ellis, Anything by- Chuck Palahniuk, Anything by- Augusten Burroughs, England's Dreaming, Confederates in the Attic, Harry Potter, Hitchiker's Guide, ROTTEN- No Irish- No Blacks- No Dogs, Pill Bible

Heroes:

I do my own thing. You don't impress me.

My Blog

Fuck Buddy Application

okay-this is COMPLETELY for shits and giggles. my friend TJ came up with this fuck buddy application and i thought it was pretty funny. i'm in a relationship so i am not currently acc...
Posted by Turbo-Hag on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:24:00 PST

cuz i had toooo much

I just had to edit friends. I went from 411 to 180. Wow. I eliminated all of the people that I don't know, the bands that I don't know, and the places i've never been. you know...
Posted by Turbo-Hag on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

My Birthday

This was Mac's Dumb Joke Of The Day. It pretty much sums up my Birthday weekend :) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- The FDA is considering additio...
Posted by Turbo-Hag on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:31:00 PST

ready to move already

We are going to look around a house tomorrow! We will probably sign a lease. It is soooo cute! Red door, picket fence- you know! I am excited. Eddie's a little pissed tha...
Posted by Turbo-Hag on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:58:00 PST

Where have I been?

I haven't been on myspace a lot lately. I also haven't been going out a lot lately. I have been really busy with work trying to save money. Eddie and I are currently looking for...
Posted by Turbo-Hag on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

Check out this video: DARK DAYS PROJECT - LOVE KILLS

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Posted by Turbo-Hag on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST

AMERICAN HARDCORE

I went to see American Hardcore at the Westhampton last night. AWESOME!!! If you get a chance, you must see this movie!!!
Posted by Turbo-Hag on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST

fuck you, you myface fuck!!!

i am really SICK of the fucking myface messages that i keep getting. when you open them, it is the neverending parade of pop-ups. FUCK!!! half the time that i check my mail it says "...
Posted by Turbo-Hag on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:48:00 PST

funny letter

On her radio show recently, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew/Christian, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circu...
Posted by Turbo-Hag on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:20:00 PST

diaper porn

okay. so i came across this guys myspace page 2 days ago. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=76282581 i was mesmerized immediately. he was wearin...
Posted by Turbo-Hag on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST