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BLOODY CRACKDOWN

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"With a co-headlining list of names like GWAR, Lamb Of God, The Red Chord, Municipal Waste, Murphys Law, G.B.H., The Midnight Creeps, The Krays, Antidote, N.Y. REL-X, R.P.G., The Dead Pets, Theo and The Skyscrapers, The Strap-Ons, Stinking Lizavetta, The Girly Freak Show, The Human Marvels, Enigma, and Katzen, Fourth Year Freshman, The Goons, The DC Swindlers, The Dave Brockie Experience, Mensrea, and Zippo Raid, BLOODY CRACKDOWN is itching to free the airwaves from corperate muzak, and wreak musical genocide in the process."Bloody Crackdown (Slave-Pit Records) Genre:Post Hard Core Punk/Thrash. Hometown: Ft. Campbell, Ky., and Richmond, Virginia. Recruited from the bionic discards of various footnote bands of the Richmond, Va. music scene (GWAR, White Cross, and F*ck Your Mother), The Bloody Crackdown debuted on October 3rd, 1999, the 6th anniversary of the Bakkara Market massacre in Mogadishu, Somalia. Founding members Al K., Moe Lester, and Buddy Love. gave birth to an unholy child grounded more in the ways of their previous outfits, the 101st Airborne Division, the 5th Special Forces Group (Airborne), & the U.S. Marines, than of their own skills. At first public reaction was lackluster, but years of training, touring, and rehearsals made their mark and the unit managed to earn it's wings. After some critical acclaim (and outcry), Buddy Love made a personal sacrifice, committing himself to mastering the secrets of Delta Force, & the Kama Sutra, for the good of one & all. Faced with the prospect of no low end attack, the crippled Crackdown enlisted the services of Master Sergeant Mke Hunt, fresh from Operation Anaconda, in war torn Afghanistan, with recent memories of furious firefights, festering body piles, and flashbacks from the valley of death careening through his head.A few years later, while on an operation in some burnt-out Iraqi Hellhole, the CRACKDOWN came across the C.I.A trained, and Deep Undercover Operative, from the "Special Control Group", who avoided a Rag execution by hiding underneath the dead body of her team-mate, "Weird Harold". She gave the boys such a big fuckin' headache, that they tied her up, duct tapped her mouth shut,(which she didn't seem to mind), kidnapped, & smuggled her back to their barracks in the United States, to be their personal Hardcore Playboy Bunny, Heavy Metal, Geisha Girl. ...They brought back Old Weird Harold too. (NO ONE LEFT BEHIND!)...A fully galvanized noise machine was forged. Also, they got new weapons. They were now well armed, with the resolve and intent to BLOW SHIT UP!!! ...Their finely-honed sound ranges the post punk/hardcore underground map.*NOTE: FOR $500, 6 LITRE'S OF WATER, 3 EXTRA LARGE PIZZA'S, AND 6 TOWELS, YOU CAN HAVE BLOODY CRACKDOWN ROCK YOUR WORLD!**NOTE: We can be had for as low as $175, but that..s for all you poor folks out there. Let..s face it, in order for us to thrash, or rock, we have got to eat, and sleep, and our Troop carrier doesn..t run on hot air! Any further question..s and/or comments can be left at: www.myspace.com/bloodycrackdownhqCALL B.C.H.Q. FOR DETAILS...(804)283-7783 EMAIL: [email protected] STORY OF TASK FORCE 3/502 "Reactivated and assigned to the 101st Airborne Division on 5 June 1984, the 3-502d Infantry was deployed to the Sinai, Egypt as part of the Multinational Force and Observers from July to December 1985. For outstanding service, the task force received the Army's first Superior Unit Award. TF 3-502d's return home was marred by the tragic Gander air crash in which 248 soldiers lost their lives.On the morning of December 12, 1985, at 0645 local time (0515 EST), Arrow Airlines flight 1285, a DC-8-63 charter carrying 248 passengers and a crew of eight, exploded, and crashed just after takeoff, form Gander International Airport, Gander, Newfoundland, Canada. All on board perished as a result of the impact or the post-crash fire, which, fed by the contents of the stricken aircraft's full fuel tanks, took local fire fighters nearly four hours to bring under control and approximately thirty hours to completely extinguish. The firefighters were hampered in their efforts because of the rugged terrain, which initially prevented more than one fire truck at a time from being used.The passengers on the ill-fated charter were U.S. Soldiers. All but twelve were members of the 3d Battalion, 502d Infantry, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault); eleven were from other Spec. Op's. units (Delta Force), and one was a CID agent form the Criminal Investigations Command. They were returning to Fort Campbell, Kentucky, home station of the 101st Airborne Division, after completing a six-month tour of duty in the Sinai with the Multinational Force and Observers (MFO). This international peacekeeping organization, made up of contingents from ten nations, had been established under terms of a protocol between Egypt and Israel signed on August 3, 1981. The MFO has had the mission of implementing security provisions contained in the 1979 Israeli-Egyptian peace treaty.No other event in its history has so wrenched the soul and torn at the heart of the US Army as the Gander tragedy, which ranked as the worst military air disaster in our nation's history. But in spite of its grief, the Army moved quickly in COVERING UP the causes of this horribly tragic event."On my arm I wear a black fucking armband. I no longer allow those who were accomplices in the cover up to write the fucking funeral script. The fucking whores in the media who accepted alms and brownie points in exchange for covering this shit up can all suck my Airborne Cock. May they all live long and prosperous lives, so that we may finally be able to pull their fucking asses onto the carpet and make them tell the fucking truth about what they've fucking done; in front of an honest and authentic judge who is not on the payroll of the fucking PDP club that has been manipulating the truth about legislation, corruption, and judgment in this nation for decades, if not centuries. May the motherfuckers who know about the Gander Crash truth someday be forced to confess their fucking shit to a real goddamned being...a person who wants to see truth rise to the surface...to a person who is not a stink-horn sucking chessman in the army of whatever wicked fucking witch is sitting at the top of the heap, gazing out at all of the pathetic little losers all over this planet, and feeling really fucking happy everyday about what a wonderful fucking mess he or she has made out of this spinning fucking orb called planet Earth." GANDER TRUTH IN THIS LIFETIME -Drill Sergeant Dharma (HHQ 3/502)"The real fucking funeral is coming soon...but this one will be scripted by Real Diehl. No cheap fucking seats this time. No scripted fucking Captains reading bullshit sentimental shit that is intended to pull the heartstrings and sedate the grieving. No cocksucking television network anchor-whore reading phony sentimental shit that is intended to make me believe he actually gives a fucking shit about the soldiers who died on the goddamned plane." -Sgt. Tom Diehl (B 3/502) 1984-86'"Although I know it hurts, the truth about Gander MUST be exposed, and never forgotton. ...And it must happen A.S.A.P. within our lifetime, in honor of our fallen brothers."PFC. AL K. (A 4/187) WITH M-203/M-16, SMOKING A "HASHER" IN THE SINAI, 1985PFC DHARMA REAL DIEHL(B 3/502) WITH M-60 MACHINE GUN, IN THE SINAI, 1985..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™V2.5 , ...these men DIED as they LIVED, and FOUGHT. ...TOGETHER! THEY DIED WITH THEIR BOOTS ON!! THEY WENT DOWN STANDING UP!!! THEY DID NOT GO QUITELY INTO THE NIGHT, ...THEY WENT OUT WITH A BIG BANG!!! ...THEY WERE BROTHERS OF OURS FROM THE AIRBORNE!!!O.K. GEORGE, SADDAM IS DEAD NOW. WE ALL KNOW THAT HE CLOWNED YOUR DADDY AFTER THE GULF WAR, BUT NOW YOUR FAMILY VENDETTA IS OVER. YOUR "PERSONAL MISSION" WAS ACOMPLISHED. SO LET'S BRING ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. ...AND THE GODS WILLING, HOPEFULLY THE NEXT PLACE YOU SEND THE MILITARY WILL BE FULL OF WHORES, AND WHOREHOUSES, AND BARS, AND THERE WILL BE NO PISS TEST, BECAUSE ALL THE FOOD IN THIS NEW WAR ZONE WILL BE OPIATED, AND NOBODY WILL GET RATTED OUT, FOR SMOKING DOPE, & FUCKING ALL THE WHORES! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT SHIT?!? YOU CAN'T BUST THE TROOPERS FOR FUCKING ALL THE WHORES!!! OUR SOLDIERS, & MARINES, ARE GETTING SLAUGHTERD, AND OUR GOVERNMENT SAYS THEY CAN'T FUCK A PROSTITUTE, GET TATTOOS, OR SMOKE A HASHER?!?...ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN' MIND?!? ...WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WORLD COMING TO? YOU ARE FUCKING IN OUR WORLD NOW GEORGE, YOU FUCKING WORM. YOU ARE A GODDAMNED DISGRACE!!! SPECIAL CONTROL GROUP AND MOE LESTER @ WONDERLAND SERGEANT MAJOR SEZ: "Everybody I know is either FUCKED UP, DEAD, or in PRISON. MIKE HUNT @ THE MILESTONE, CHARLOTTE, NC.THE KRAUT. M.I.A. SINCE 2 OCT 07

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Member Since: 7/25/2004
Band Website: slavepitinc.com / valiantdeath.com
Band Members: THIS IS THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM!....LEARN IT FUCKTARDS!!!(BCHQ 3/502 Infantry): Command Sergeant Major Al Koholic: Vocals, Guitar. Master Sergeant Mike Hunt: Bass, Vocals. Sergeant Moe Lester: Drums, Backing Vocals. Special Control Group: Independent Contractor, Playboy Bunny, Dancer. Drill Sergeant Dharma Real Diehl: Spiritual Adviser/Chaplain/Special Envoy To High Command. The Kraut: Master Sergeant / Chief Technitian(M.I.A. since 02/10/07). Staff Sergeant Haywood Jablomi: Everything Else. *K9 Dresden McBarker: Mascot(*DECEASED, K.I.A., 8/19/06, RICHMOND, VA.) Sergeant Weird Harold: (*DECEASED, K.I.A., BATTLE FOR FALLUJAH, IRAQ, MARCH 2004.)*FORMER MEMBERS: Tina "Beast" Hayer Laura Love Angelo DeFranzo Sharon "Haa Cha-Cha" Moon "Dangerous" Danny Vanderford Doc Ramsey Count Cockula Doc Payne Suzanne "Candy Cox" Hall Dinwiddie Buddy Love Bailey O'Flaily Elaine "E-Z E." Rush Kleo Lane Texas "Tappahannock" Terry The drunk Crackhead and Neal "The Taliban" Webb."BLOODY CRACKDOWN" 3rd BATTALION, 502nd (AIR ASSAULT) INFANTRY, 101st AIRBORNE DIVISION. WE ARE YOUR MASTERS, WORMS! ...UNDER THE SACRED OATH'S, AND STANDARDS, OF THE 101st!1st SQD, 1st RECON PLT, ALPHA COMPANY 3/502 INFANTRY, WIDOW MAKERS, 101st AIRBORNE DIVISION (AIR ASSAULT).My Webcam is Online on MeetCam SPECIAL CONTROL GROUP @ WONDERLAND DRILL SERGEANT DHARMA, AND "HUMPY", SEARCHING FOR THE TRUTH, ON A SOLO TOUR OF THE HOLY LAND!COMMAND SERGEANT MAJOR AL K. - N.C.O.I.C. (...OR H.M.F.I.C. TO ALL YOU BROKE DICK MF's!!!)MIKE HUNT @ THE HOUSE OF BLUES SGT. HAYWOOD JABLOMI CRAWLING OUT FROM A BODY PILE!!! (WE THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD...SORRY HAYWOOD!)MOE LESTER: A LITTLE LESSA YOU DRINKA - A LOTTA BETTER YOU PERFORMA!!!HAYWOOD, HAROLD, & NORTH CAROLINA CHICKS Dresden McBarker on the road with G.B.H. CRAZY LEELOO McBARKER ...LONELY ON THE ROAD
Influences: Alcohol, Dead Presidents, G.B.H., 3/502nd Inf. Regt., Black Flag, Yuppiecide, Dayglo Abortions, Flipper, Carcass, Butthole Surfers, Slayer, Nausea, 1/503rd Inf. Regt., Gang Green, Drugs, Gang Of Four, Haa Cha-cha, Donita Sparks, Heather Bailey, Free Beer, Ultra-Bait, Poison Idea, Suicide Voltaire, Coffee, D.O.A., Buzzcocks, Kleo Lane Texas, 2/75 Ranger Regt., The Hunns, True Sounds Of Liberty (beneath the shadows era), Milhouse, Buddy Holly, The Red Chord, 2 Live Crew, Agony Column, Melvin Fleebish, Theo Kogen, FEAR, Ice-T, New York Rel-X, KISS, The Midnight Creeps, Ween, Lunachicks, David Bowie, W.A. Mozart, Rick James Bitch, Madball, Neil Diamond, 187th Inf. Regt., Anti-Nowhere League, Chuck Berry, Death By Crystal, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, Municipal Waste, Hot Sluts, U.S.M.C., The Tubes, Musel, The Dead Kennedys, Krahl, Blondie, 29th Inf. Div., Neurosis, 2nd Inf. Div., The Pogues, GWAR, Leeway, Murphy's Law, Blow Fly, Wagner, Naked Raygun,The Psychedelic Furs, 1st Cavalry Division, Sheer Terror, Urge Overkill, Husker Du, Soul Asylum, Brockie, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr, Hank Williams III, Die Kreutzen, Trash Can School, Honky, 101st Abn. Div., Gerschwin, Chuck Varga, Eye Hate God, U.S. SOCOM, L7, Daddy Longhead, The Big Bopper, Beethoven, 1/509 ABN. (OPFOR), 160th S.O.A.R., Deep Purple, Bad Co., 5th Special Forces Group, Death Stars, Black Sabbath, Damn Smell, Urge Overkill, P.J. Harvey, Slave-Pit Inc., Bonner, Dick Hyman, Slymenstra Hyman, Candy Cox, Dick Cox, 2/224th Avn. Regt. AASLT., National Public Radio, Bobby Badass, Bow Wow Wow, Godflesh, Repulsion, Indecision, The Bronx, The Melvins, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Doc Flaily, 82nd Airborne Div., Gibby Haynes' Problems, Sleazy E., Sleazy P., E.Z.E., Soft Cell, Derks & Dewey, Drill Sergeant Dharma-"Real Diehl", The Clash, and All Active Duty, Reserve, National Guard, and Retired personel who served in the United States, and/or any other Military, ...EXCEPT FOR THE RADICAL ENEMY RAGHEADS!...FUCK THOSE LITTLE BOY FUCKIN', WIFE BEATING, NO CLUE HAVIN', OVERLY REPRESSED, HYPER-RELIGIOUS, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! STAFF SGT. Haywood Jablomi, making out with one of his favorite heads!
Sounds Like: Bloody Crackdown, The Meatmen, Flail'o, RAWG, The Millenium Falcon, Dik Suk Jak, C.O.D., A Racket, Someone Killing Cats, People Shooting At You, The Soundtrack For Your Life/Death.To hear some old school BLOODY CRACKDOWN recordings, please go to:^*CLICK ON THIS GARAGE BAND ICON DUMMY! *^
Record Label: Slave-Pit Records.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Misconceptions of Obama fuel Republican campaign - 13 Oct 08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqcfqiXCX0 ...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:21:00 PST

The Coming Conscription of Your Spoiled Slacker Amerikan Brat Children By: Drill Sgt. Dharma

The fuckers in Washington D.C. have reached a level of rhetoric that cannot be tamed. These wars in Afghanistan and Iraq are far from over.The fuckers who supported Bush and his war mongering rhetoric...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:38:00 PST

Man Charged With Battery For Farting Near Cop

News Edition: 09/26/2008 SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman. Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:05:00 PST

Thousand Of NYers Waive Limp-Wristed Goodbye To Yankmee Stadium By: Sick Bastard

 New Yorkers come out of their closets one last time to say "TOOT-A-LOO!" to the legendary New York gloryhole Duh Bronx, NY- Last night a place known as THE place for NY men to find wild unprote...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:53:00 PST

IM SOO FUCKIN GREAT!!! By: Sick Bastard

I AM GREAT.. That's no debate. I am SO great, that:...I can whack myself off from acoss the room....when I watch the Bad Lieutenant (BEST MOVIE EVER) I scoff at him for being soft....Angus Young plays...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:17:00 PST

P. Diddy Sez: Lower oil prices so I can fly on private jets!!!

News Edition: 09/03/2008 LOS ANGELES, California-- Fuel prices have grounded an unexpected frequent-flyer: P. Diddy. Sean "Diddy" Combs complained about the "... too high" price of gas and plead...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:26:00 PST

Man Gets DICK Stuck Trying To Have Sex WITH Bench By: Specialist Anita Hanjob

News Edition: 08/22/2008  A "lonely and disturbed" Hong Kong man had to call police to try and free him after his penis got stuck in a park bench he had apparently tried to have sex with, reports...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:37:00 PST

Religious Cult starves demon toddler who wouldnt say amen By: Major Paine

A toddler whose remains were found inside a suitcase in Philadelphia was starved to death by members of a religious cult, including his mother, in part because he refused to say "amen" after meals. R...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:32:00 PST

Kissing Obacka Baramas Ass! By: Drill Sergeant Dharma

Jesus Fucking Christ! This election is a fucking nightmare!  Every time I turn on the television or read the news, I am amazed to see the fucking scores of my "peers" who are lining up in conven...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:09:00 PST

LAURA BUSH IS A SHITTY POLITICAL WHORE! BY: DRILL SERGEANT DHARMA

Sorry, First Lady! I am sick of you! I was watching a television show about Afghanistan! Do you remember Afghanistan, Laura Bush? Do you remember how you helped to sell Dubya's war by telling all of t...
Posted by BLOODY CRACKDOWN on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:38:00 PST