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DWARVES

The Greatest Band in the World

About Me

..Welcome to the DWARVES MySpace page. There are a lot of bands out there, but they all suck, so we compliment you on your good taste and refined sensibilities. For complete information on the DWARVES check out the official website at-
http://www.thedwarves.com
There you will find tour dates, pictures, bios, videos, MP3s and more stuff about the best looking band in show business.
After releasing THE DWARVES MUST DIE, hailed as the most eclectic and bizarre of all DWARVES records, a solid 3 years of touring followed. In Australia we got as down under as you can go without coming back over the top. In Japan we set fire to the land of the midnight sun. And in Europe we proved once and for all why everyone hates us, but they just cant get enough of the Devils music. We were the hit of the Leeds and Reading Festivals in the UK, the toast of Sweden's Malmofest and the drug fueled mongoloids of Spain's Azkena Festival. We were the Big Daddys of the Fatherland, the Nebuchadnezzars of the Netherlands, well, you get the idea.
And now its time to destroy the US all over again as we spread the mayhem from sea to shining sea. Check this page for tour dates and venues.
Mass media felt the sting of the DWARVES as well. Appearances on MONSTER GARAGE, BBC Radio 1 and Japans NHK were just the beginning. Playboy TV has us featured on an upcoming episode of NIGHT CALLS and the hardcore porn Rocksuckers, complete with naked lovelies and Hewhocannotbenamed! Mvd released FUCK YOU UP & GET LIVE, a live dvd with lots of additional videos and surprises. Bob Sexton created the classic SALT LAKE CITY video just to let the world know who runs rock n roll now and forever. And the video for FEFU featuring the Suicide Girls captured the hearts, minds and boners of America's youth like nothing since Annette Funnicello in Beach Blanket Bingo.
For over two decades one band has set the standard for hard rock and beyond. In this age of prepackaged punk and ready-made rebellion, the Dwarves remain fiercely independent and unrepentant to the end.
BLAG DAHLIA, THE FRESH PRINCE OF DARKNESS, GREGORY PECKER, CHIP FRACTURE, WHOLLEY SMOKKES and HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED- THE DWARVES!

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Member Since: 1/5/2004
Band Website: thedwarves.com
Band Members: BLAG the RIPPER FRESH PRINCE of DARKNESS GREGORY PECKER CHIP FRACTURE WHOLLEY SMOKKES HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED
Record Label: GREEDY
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

DWARVES ROCK FLORIDA, CONFUSE MILLIONS

We were supposed to play a big show at Studio A in Miami, but due to extreme flight delays and bad weather at the hub, we wound up getting there too late to play. We apologize to all of the fans who ...
Posted by DWARVES on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:52:00 PST

DWARVES LIVE IN MIAMI, FL AND VIENNA AUSTRIA

Check the Dwarves in their first FL show in yearsMIAMI at STUDIO A- Friday April, 25Then get on an airplane and check us out as we headline REBELLION FESTIVAL, VIENNA AUSTRIA Sunday, April 27All acros...
Posted by DWARVES on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:34:00 PST

DWARVES LIVE IN OAKLAND AND SAN JOSE

Check out the Dwarves in their natural habitat, Northern California.San Jose- Blank Club- Tuesday, April 22Oakland- Uptown- Wednesday, April 23Also check the White Barons and Turbonegra!...
Posted by DWARVES on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST

DWARVES IN XXX PORN- ROCKSUCKERS!!!

The Dwarves have sunk to an all time low and appeared in a full on hardcore porn!See- your fave band lip synch while naked girls cavort!See- penises, vaginas, tits and asses!See- lesbians, nymphos, fr...
Posted by DWARVES on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:16:00 PST

DWARVES SPAIN AND PORTUGAL NEW VENUES March 22-29

Here is the updated schedule. The DWARVES return to Spain and discover Portugal!22·03·2008 Freakland Festival Ponferrada 23·03·2008 Ar De Rato Coimbra Portugal24·03·2008 Lotus ...
Posted by DWARVES on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:59:00 PST

DWARVES in VIENNA, AUSTRIA- REBELLION FESTIVAL SUNDAY APRIL 28

The DWARVES return to VIENNA, AUSTRIA for the only FESTIVAL that MATTERS- REBELLION!!!width="286" alt="Rebellion Flyer Vienna"/>...
Posted by DWARVES on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:42:00 PST

BLAG SOLO ACOUSTIC COMEDY HAHAFUN!!!Tues 2/26 San Francisco @ Hotel Utah 10PM

Blag Dahlia returns for a rare solo acoustic performance next Tuesday 2/26 at Hotel Utah in lovely downtown San Francisco, CA. What starts as a bunch of dirty songs usually degenerates into a bunch o...
Posted by DWARVES on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:29:00 PST

DWARVES IN SPAIN AND PORTUGAL MARCH 22-29

The DWARVES return to Spain and the Basquelands and hit Portugal for the very first time! After their appearance at the Azkena festival in 2005 fans have been clamoring for the first Dwarves concerts...
Posted by DWARVES on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:13:00 PST

DWARVES IN SAN DIEGO, BAKERSFIELD AND LONG BEACH

January 10- The Casbah SAN DIEGOJanuary 11- The Dome BAKERSFIELDJanuary 12- The Vault LONG BEACHThe DWARVES return to Southern California, where attractive surgically altered harlots run free!January ...
Posted by DWARVES on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:49:00 PST

DWARVES at SPEEDFEST- EINDHOVEN, NL December 8

DWARVES INVADE HOLLAND!SPEEDFEST- EINDHOVEN, NLDECEMBER 8, 2007With Madball, Nine Pound Hammer, Peter Pan Speedrock, the Accidents, the Goods and more!
Posted by DWARVES on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:17:00 PST