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Jimmy the Worm

A Quinn Martin production.

About Me

The Iron Chef of pounding vag.

My Interests

Sex and violence.

I'd like to meet:

J.K. Robertson, so I can demonstrate my new fuel-efficient intake for small engine planes.

Movies:

Die Hard 2, but only the Dennis Franz parts.

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Books:


View my profile on crimespace

Heroes:

Lee Marvin.

My Blog

Cindy Sanders

is a twat.
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:04:00 PST

The gig is up.

And so is Plots with Guns 2.  Simply go to plotswithguns.com to read a story by me, my old Grossmont writing program comrade Josh Converse, and a slew of other fabulous writers with whom I didn't...
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:55:00 PST

Crackin’ the whip.

But no more for tonight.  If I keep staring at this screen, next thing you know, I'll have a Myspace profile and be posting retarded blogs on it.     Wait a minute......
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:10:00 PST

Coming soon to a computer screen near you.

So word from on high is that Plots with Guns 2 should be up within a couple of weeks, featuring (as I'm sure you'll recall) a story by little old me.  Not to mention the superlative "Southwe...
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:27:00 PST

Record albums

taste better in the mail.  I haven't had a decent record shopping experience in this town since I found Fear of a Black Planet on vinyl at the Hillcrest Off the Record.  And to think, I used...
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:47:00 PST

Youve been speaking it for years, it cant be that hard.

Pay attention: y'all:  a variant of "you all"; a (mostly) Southern colloquial contraction meant to refer to two or more people. ya'll:  a variant of the future tense contraction "you'll." No...
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:02:00 PST

Get bent.

Assholes.
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:33:00 PST

An honourable mention

is better than noune. http://crimespace.ning.com/page/page/show?id=537324%3APage%3 A134495 ADDENDUM:  I wanna make it clear that I think it’s rad that I even got that far.  Frankly, I&r...
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:50:00 PST

Next stop: Broadway

Here is an e-mail (attachment not included) that I sent this afternoon: Neil: Hey, man, I read the Crimedogs round table in Crimespree today, and thought I'd send along this little ditty for possible ...
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

It’s actually by The Creation.

But you knew that already.
Posted by Jimmy the Worm on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:59:00 PST