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Chick

you're trying to catch fish, not the bushes!

About Me


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I am Kelly Sheldon. Welcome to my life.


This is the house I grew up in.....



.....and this is what i dream of at night...

..

"Sooner or later, everybody goes to the zoo." Sloane, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.




You are Torgo the Servant!
On top of being The Master's faithful servant, you also border on being a huge pervert. You can't walk too well because you have satyr legs. Who the hell knows how you managed to get those? You just want someone to love you for your creepy ways. And they will. Even if you have to hit them over the head with your walking stick!
(I fill out johdpurs like regular pants!!!)

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My Interests



I like humor, pop culture, old time radio, anything 80's, French Impressionist art especially Monet, blasting the radio in the car and singing along badly, hanging out with friends, cats, TV, forcing myself to read, writing stories & poems, family (most of 'em), kids, traveling, TV, and you know what else Jeny.

At top, Gypsy Grace, aka 'Bitchy', 'Fuzzy Bottom', 'Gypstarr'... at bottom, Rini Elizabeth, aka 'Stinky Bottom', 'Beaner', 'Dingleberry'.... I gave my cats middle names so that my scolding becomes immediately more menacing. ex. "Rini Elizabeth Sheldon! How dare you poop on the bed?!"

I'd like to meet:



What Sex Dessert Are You?

strawberries your classy...you like it nice...but simple...you know just what you want, where you want it...IN YOUR CHAMPAGNE!

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Music:

I like all kinds of music, except most country. I love classic rock, oldies and 80's & 90's music I grew up on. My song of the moment is "Karn Evil #9" by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer. The last CD I bought was "Close To The Edge" by Yes.

What Beatle are you?

John Lennon
You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

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I am going back in time to the sweet 80's, among other reasons to make passionate love to this man.

essential: the band, the beatles, blind faith, bowie, chicago, any form of clapton, dada, the doors, led zeppelin, pearl jam, pink floyd, the police, the moody blues, rush, steely dan, tull, van fucking morrison, the who, winwood in most forms, yes, XTC


o&l


Shows I've seen (and liked)? (By number of times): Yes (3), Dada (2), Van Halen (2, + the Sam and Dave tour=3), The Who!, U2, Rush, Page and Plant, Steely Dan, Steve Miller (WHOO!). the Who doing Quadrophenia at the Knick/Pepsi was the greatest show I ever saw, and Yes doing "Keys" at the Palace comes a close second...

This man can play.

other stuff i like? Phil Collins. because it's best to just put it all out there. and Billy Joel. i love that 80's stuff. now that i said that Michael Jackson because he used the be the shit. i am addicted to vh1 classic. someone help me.

i like hip hop soul. also r&b and some rap. idols: Aretha, Stevie Wonder, Whitney, Vanessa Williams, Mary J. Blige. i like Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, HOV, Kanye West, Ludacris, Usher, Twista (What happened to him?), Beyonce/Destiny's Child, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, TLC.

Movies:

I don't really have the attention span required to watch a movie. But my faves are Back To The Future, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Quiet Man with John Wayne, and I guess my newest favorites would be the Austin Powers movies.

Who's Your 80's Movie Icon Alter-Ego? Find out @ She's Crafty

Television:


DO THE STRING DANCE!


I like Late Night with Conan O'Brien, MST3K, Seinfeld, The Simpsons (about the first 7 years or so), American Idol, cartoons especially old WB or Hanna-Barbera & 80's toons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, The Brak Show, Futurama, Home Movies, Sealab 2021 (with Murphy only), Space Ghost SGC2C and Cartoon Planet, Spongebob, Tom Goes To The Mayor; The Jack Benny Show; old game shows especially I've Got A Secret or Match Game; Mets baseball, Buffalo Bills football; VH1 Classic; old sitcoms on Nick at Nite or TV Land. Ion TV also has a few good 80's sitcoms. I was definitely raised on, and am sorely addicted to, watching television. Somewhere, my Muse is shaking her head disapprovingly.
What I don't like: drama, sexploitation, History Channel (unless it's food- or pop culture-related ^_^), golf, that every news channel has turned to fluff.
i'm rooting for leif!
FOR YOUR HEALTH!

My newest discovery, I've Got A Secret, makes me belly laugh every time I watch it... I especially enjoy Henry Morgan...

Books:

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy and its sequels, biographies of old comedians, Kurt Vonnegut, & Toni Morrison, but my favorite book of all time is Catch-22 by Joseph Heller.





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Heroes:

John Lennon. Jack Benny. Chuck Jones. Oh, and Ferris Bueller.

My Blog

a lesson

bewarekarma's revenge
Posted by Chick on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:15:00 PST

the only reason

anything affects meis because i allow it.thoughthe reason he affects mecan't beonly me.love has murdered soulssince the beginning.
Posted by Chick on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:40:00 PST

breaking the bottle

freeemotion in full colornewlike touching hellsuddenis not and not istodaymake love to realitylivenot to survive
Posted by Chick on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:02:00 PST

pain crashes down

hard when you've held it off for so long
Posted by Chick on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:55:00 PST

Gypsy is home!

She got hungry and came in. Rocket science, I know. I am so happy Rini, meanwhile, is so jealous of the attention Jeny and I and everyone are lavishing on Gypsy, she decided to poop on Jeny's bed...
Posted by Chick on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:10:00 PST

gypsy come home!

a few nights ago both of my cats absconded through an open window (slit window screen). in the morning one of my roommates noticed he'd left it open and opened the door, and Rini rushed back...
Posted by Chick on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:36:00 PST

"The Match Game" Drinking Game

"The Match Game was an American TV game show hosted by Gene Rayburn. The show featured celebrities and contestants answering fill-in-the-blank questions. The most famous versions of the 1970s and...
Posted by Chick on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:43:00 PST

Go. See. This. Movie. And bring everyone you know.

I am not a movie buff or expert.  I don't really know how to review movies; I don't watch many.  I can only say what I like.  And I have to say that "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of th...
Posted by Chick on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:52:00 PST

he

for the first timemy own instinct tells me what is right and i follow iti have faith in my own perceptionsit is no longer what he thinkswhat does he think should happen today?its up to ...
Posted by Chick on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:42:00 PST

we decide which is right. and which is an illusion.

everything i ever thought i knew was wrong. every thing is its own. but the same in what it needs to survive.reality is phony and pretentious. predictable.i was never too good for it no matter what i ...
Posted by Chick on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:28:00 PST