Something about this crow always makes me laugh. That fucker, with those crazy boots. He's up to something, damned if I know what, but I suspect that if I ever found out I'd have discovered the meaning of it all.
I'd like to meet:
I would NOT like to meet your shitty band. So don't friend request me. I would NOT like to meet people who feel the need to post naked pictures of themselves on myspace. So don't friend request me. I would NOT like to meet anyone who has nothing in common with me and pm's me to let me know I'm hot. I'm hot and I'm smart, so I won't fall for your crap. So don't friend request me.
Music:
Did you ever notice how when people describe themselves they always say I like music. Everyone likes music, no one ever says they don't like music. And most people say 'all kinds' when you ask what type.
Movies:
Some directors I like:
Almodovar, John Waters, Sam Peckinpah, Otto Preminger, George Romero, Stanley Kubrick, John Carpenter, Wes Anderson
Some movies I like:
A Clockwork Orange, The Big Lebowski, Welcome to the Dollhouse, American Movie, Royal Tennenbaums, Little Miss Sunshine, Brick.
Television:
Project Runway
Books:
So, I guess I like certain writers as oppossed to certain books. In my little literary family Shirley Jackson could be my sweet but kinda scary gramma, and Sylvia Plath would be my hysterical mother. And I'd gladly claim Nikki Giovanni, Lucille Clifton, and Annie Ernaux my wise worldy aunties. But I guess with all these woman in my family I'd need some men or we would die off quickly. So lets say Chuck Palahniuk and Irvine Welsh are my crazy pill popping uncles. Oh, and Kurt Vonnegut and Dave Sedaris would be in there somewhere. And the black sheep that no one talks about could be Richard Stark (yes, I know he's really Donald Westlake, but I only like the Parker novels)
Heroes:
Tom, for spending his worktime to do this-
Bears that can drive, especially pandas
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