I WANT YOU~ELVIS COSTELLO & FIONA APPLE
My name is Kindra, and my favorite color is green. I greatly enjoy the usage of "air quotes," and saying fuck rather loudly in public places. I like to eat steak and drink beer; I like medium cooked New York Strip and Blue Moon with an orange slice.
Methinks that freshly cut pineapple is the tastiest of all fruits, and I am convinced that Frank's Redhot is a condiment created by the gods.
I love the smell of rain, sandalwood, leather and obsession cologne. I love the sound of someone whispering in my ear, thunderstorms and crunchy fall leaves beneath my feet. I love the feeling of mud squished between my toes and fingers running through my hair.
I detest all canned soups except for tomato and the Progressive brand. I refuse to eat broccoli and cheese soup that is sans potatoes. I loathe chickpeas and lima beans. Hamburger Helper is a food product designed by Satan and eaten only by those who worship Satan.
My fixation with the Beatles is quite disturbing, as is the crush I harbor for Bono. If ever I have the opportunity to see U2 live, I will definitely remove my damp panties and throw them to Bono on stage. Had my concert seats for Paul McCartney been closer, I surely would have offered him my discarded undergarments. I don't give a fuck that the man is nearly old enough to be my grandfather.
I am in love with Irish culture, and I plan to visit the land of my ancestors one day. Until then, I settle for eating dinner at Bennigan's and watching Celtic Women on PBS.
I say fuck you to most sports, especially basketball, which I loathe even more than golf. I have been known to enjoy baseball now and again, and sometimes you will catch me watching a little tennis because I can't reach the remote, or I'm too fucked up to give a fuck. It is my esteemed opinion that ice hockey is the greatest sport ever created. I would go as far to say that hockey is even better than beer pong. The bestest best hockey team in whole frickin' world is the Detroit Red Wings. I will not even entertain the idea that some other team could possibly be better. No way.
p.s. Rufus Wainwright kicks ass hard core.
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