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Lucky Charms

Mr. Barky VanSchnauzer???? Mr. Barky VanSchnauzer!!!!

About Me


I'm Singing A Song Becasue I Want Danny Domino's Sweater!
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Add this boy to your friends, or I will turn off the internet.
I miss you, crazy lady.
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1. I don't accept friend request from kids.
2. I'm very cautious about spam profiles. If I even have the slightest suspicion I won't even click the profile to check before denying. That includes anybody trying to sell or promote anything, yeah you're spam too.
3. If your page takes three million years to load then I may not be able to add you. I like to chat and annoy, that makes it rather hard if I can't find out anything about you.
4. If your page is plastered top to bottom with Christian propaganda I can't add you because that creeps me out. If that bothers you on some personal level then go to hell, I'll see you there.
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Hi there! My name is Kristine. I'm married and I have 3 kids. I live in a small town filled with cows and old people, once a year they get shit faced and drive a big white plywood boat down the river. It may not be much but it's home sweet home to me and the best part is I don't even have to leave when I'm dead because there's 2 cemetaries just down the road.

I LIKES:
My Kids.
My Dogs.
My imaginary friends.
My Cats.
Strawberry Shortcake.
The 80's.
McDonalds
Harassing baby boomers.
Babies
Claw Machines.
Toys and Collectables of the vintage pop Culture type.
Lucky Charms Cereal.
Photo Shop.
Sewing
Smoking
Canadians
Men with dark hair and blue eyes.
Boobies
Ponies
Swearing
Gay People!
Animals wearing people clothes.
Pappy
Candy
Crazy Folk.
The comforting guy from the Allstate commercials.
Shiney objects.
Yoooouuuuuuuu!!!!
Animals that do people things with their hands.
Rumage sales.
Red hair.

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I DISLIKES:
Dr's Offices.
The Rachel Ray Show.
Reality TV.
Talking On The Phone.
Being Tired.
Texas (Give back Tara and the babies, you S.O.B!).
Ponies (NOT!).
Large Dogs.
Bratwurst
Church
Telemrketers
People who call my house looking for Jo-ha-na.
Long Car Rides.
Spiders
Peanut butter taffy candy crap.
Weddings
Bible Busters.
Geico Commercials.
Sad movies.
Books
Movie theaters.
Heights
Sundays
Blowing money.
Celebrity overkill.
Romantic Movies (barf).

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My Kids! :D

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Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor - Image Hosting

My Interests

This is Danny (I like him!)!He's Super McAwsome and you should check him out! :D

Danny Domino's Profile

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I like TOYS!!!!

Yes I take pictures of my toys!! What the hell do you take pictures of? People? Pfff!! lol!

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I like to do Photoshop. It is fun to make silly pictures because it makes me laugh.

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My Drawings

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I edit videos, check them out on YouTube:

My YouTube Videos

I'd like to meet:

Anything with a pulse ......... eeeeeeEEEeeeeeEeeeee

Music:

ACDC, Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, Lindsey Buckingham (just his face), Journey, Rush, Cyndi Lauper, Quiet Riot, Steelheart, Twisted Sister, Most any 80's hair band, Rap Blows (except for old school, hip hop hippitty hop)

Movies:


The People Under The Stairs (I don't wanna have to kill you, but I don't like you that much anyways.) Halloween I, II & III, Labyrinth (David Bowie is nicley packaged), Killer Nerd, Motel Hell (they talk about packing meat through the whole thing, that cracks my shit up), Con Air (Why couldn't you just leave the bunny in the box?), Elf (This is Buddy The Elf, what's your favorite color?), Happy Gilmore, Billy Maddison , Taledega Nights (We thank you, sweet little newborn 8lb 6oz baby jesus with your chubby little fist all balled up.), Napolean Dynomite (Your grandma went to college.), Adventures In Babysitting (Thor's a homo!),MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (We made you! We made YOUUUUU!!!!), Universal Solder (The food is good; Fuckin' A it's good!), Terminator II (Why do you cry?), The Star Wars Trilogy, Star Trek IV (Well double dumb ass on you!), Mystery Men (Lazy boy and the recliner!), Old School, The Dukes Of Hazard, The Graveyard Shift, X-Men I & II (Part three depressed the shit out of me!), The Princess Bride (Inconceivable!), The Breakfast Club, Superman (the original ones dammit), Joe Dirt (Why don't you go practice falling down, I'll be there in a minute!)

Television:

Family Guy (like a fat guy loves cake), The Colbert Report (I love that frenchie SOB), The Daily Show (I've wanted to make out with Jon Stewart way before you did), The Veiw (screw chick power, Whoppie Goldberg fucking rules), Star Trek (William Shatner is the shat), The Twighlight Zone, SOAPS!!! One Life To Live & General Hospital (shut up, they're awsome), Snacks Unwrapped (they tell us things, seeecret things), Little House on the Prairie (No, you suck!), Best Week Ever on VH1. Mythbusters (are those guys brothers?), No Reservations With Anthony Bourdaine (I wuv him!)

Books:

ZzzzzzZZZzzzzz...... what was that? Oh I'm sorry, just the thought of reading a book gave me mono.

Heroes:

Anyone who's ever made the effort to be good to another person.

MY PAPPY!

My Blog

I wonder what they did with the ashes of the guy who invented the Cleavland Steamer?

Pringles Guy So if you're too damn lazy to click the link, basicly the guy who invented the Pringles container had his ashes put into one and burried. I heard it on the raidio and thought "Wow, Dj's s...
Posted by Lucky Charms on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:05:00 PST

I’ve been sick, blah

I've been sick and I don't feel good and I'm sick :>(
Posted by Lucky Charms on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:32:00 PST

Seinfeld Blog

Cause it’s about nothing. We’re putting in a new stove, well I’m not, the dudes are. It’s very loud and hurts my brain. My son asked me if the clown from IT was real. I said "N...
Posted by Lucky Charms on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:52:00 PST

Boo Hoo Billy & His Sock Monkey

Join me in a laugh at Billy’s expense! I found this picture of my Mother in law’s (she’s the girl on the left admiring her new Pat Boone record). I laugh and I laugh because as you ...
Posted by Lucky Charms on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

She threw out my sink :>(

Driving my son to school this week I noticed my bathroom sink was sitting at the road. This made me sad, that was officially the last thing in my childhood home that was the same. I had so many fond m...
Posted by Lucky Charms on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:35:00 PST

Jehovahs Witness OWNED

It really was a good Friday. For starters all the places I needed to go to today weren’t closed so that there was a highlight. I had my car all warmed up and ready to go and I grabbed my stuff t...
Posted by Lucky Charms on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:27:00 PST

Pork Chop Sandwiches!

1. Have you ever made out with someone you weren’t dating?Yeah, duh. 2. Is there a difference between the terms ’best friend’ and ’friend’?Sure. 3. Has anybody on your to...
Posted by Lucky Charms on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST

OMFG, people! THE best thing ever invented!

So’s I went to Super Walmart (I heart Walmart) last night to get easter fun for the children. I took a run down the end caps at the check out lanes to have a look at the impulse buys (cause I fi...
Posted by Lucky Charms on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:59:00 PST

Mah Dreamland CD is commin! ...... and you may never hear from me again .... Duh Duh DUUUUUUHH

Man! I can’t wait for my Dreamland CD to come! Me and Dreamland CD are gonna have so much fun. We’ll go to the park together and we’ll play the claw machine at Walmart together. You ...
Posted by Lucky Charms on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:00 PST

Some guy rode a chick on the Mayflower to N.Y.

Ooooo scandal ........ OOooooOOoooo ....... shocking ......ooooooo. Rich powerful dude does something bad. Wow. I am so shocked. I mean yeah, it’s ironic and all. But really ......... come on .....
Posted by Lucky Charms on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:32:00 PST