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Burger King

It's Good To Be King

About Me

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I was born December 4, 1954 in Miami, Florida with the name Insta Burger King. I dropped the Insta part of my name. I thought it was kind of gay. Anyway, I now own more than 11,220 outlets in 61 countries. 66% of them are in the U.S. The Whopper is my claim to fame, although I have many other sandwiches and menu options. Obesity is just a state of mind. Do I look fat to you? I've been eating Whoppers since 1957, when I was 3 years old. Oh yeah, back to my story...I have over 340,000 employees who serve approximately 11.4 million customers a day, yet somehow I'm still second to that McDonald bastard. Hey Ronald, who has the best commercials? Yeah, that's what I thought you frickin' clown. I don't see no "Big Buckin' Chicken" in your ads.

My Interests

Food and myself


I'd like to meet:

Ronald McDonald, Grimace, the Fry Guys, Birdie the Early Bird, the Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese, Colonel Sanders, the Taco Bell Dog, Wendy, Jared from Subway, that stupid little star from Hardee's Carl's Jr., and that little ugly Fudgems thing from the Dominos commercial. Just so I can kick their asses like I did with that gay ass cowboy who I for some reason let do a couple of my commercials. Oh yeah, I'd also like to meet Paris Hilton. She's Hotnormus!.... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Elvis. Gotta respect another king, B.B. King, Carole King, the Kingsmen, the Kingston Trio and anything with King in the title.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

A day at the beach with Brooke Burke and the Burger King dude



My Home Movies



Video of me and Brooke Burke riding horses on the beach. Aaahhhhh that was a good day. Anything by Stephen King, The Lion King, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, the still to be release Burger King Movie (no joke google search it), the King and I, King Kong, The King,The Scorpion King, I could go on, but you get the point. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

My commercials, King of Queens, and King of the Hill, and Larry King Live
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Books:

Stephen King's books

Heroes:

Martin Luther King, Jr., myself, and Jesus Christ Our King and SaviourSORRY BURGER BUDDIES. THE KING'S DRAWING PAD HAS BEEN REMOVED. UNFORTUNATELY, LIKE MOST THINGS IN LIFE, A FEW JERKS HAVE TO RUIN THINGS FOR EVERYONE ELSE. THAT'S WHY WE ARE LIVING IN THE LAND OF FREEDOM, RESTRICTED FREEDOM NOW, BECAUSE SOME DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE. IF I DO FIND OUT WHO POSTED DIRTY WORDS AND DREW NASTY PICTURES, YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE KING'S FRIENDS LIST!!! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WHOPPERFUL DAY!!

My Blog

Relay for Life. You can Help!

This year I will be participating in a fun and exciting community activity  the American Cancer Society Relay For Life. The Relay is a unique way to raise money and awareness for the American Cancer ...
Posted by Burger King on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:58:00 PST