Dead worm cologne--just roll with it. |
Does anyone else do dis? Rollin' in really gross chit.I likes ta roll around on dead, dried up worms. Dey smell really nice, especially when dey really crispy. eheheheheeeI iz not the one w...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Mon, 26 May 2008 11:28:00 PST |
Worthless information *updated!* |
If yooo opened dis, yoooo must be lookin' for some really worthless information.You came to the right place!Deese is actual entries from Wikipedia.And, we start it.Woo hoo
From Wikipedia, the fre...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:52:00 PST |
There goes the neighborhood...(Helping careless pet owners) |
My ma iz always tryin' ta save the world in some way. She's too late, but she tries anyway.Well, dis weekend she saw our neighbor's tiny dog, "Cotton," scooting around in the ...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:46:00 PST |
I iz not a male prostitute |
It seems dat every time I checkin' mah comments, dey anodda one for somebody buyin' an' sellin' meeee. Dis is a new game thingy somebuddie dreamed up here on MySpace.Now I can understand wantin'...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST |
SPAM: Its whats NOT for dinner (I hope) |
SPAM is a creepy thing, whether it’s in yooo inbox or in yooo doggie dish. (Which by da way if DAT eva happens, promptly transfer it to the cat dish, if yooo has one).Tha point i...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:21:00 PST |
Howta tire out a Jack Russell Terrier |
Anyone wiff a Jack Russell (or any other looney, hyper dog) knows it’s not so easy to tire us out.Like I say befo’, weeze iz not da doggie for inactive people, or for people who don’...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST |
Procedures, policies, photo requests, an other chit |
Caution:
Hewoow!!
About me -- Allow me to introduce mahself for dos of yooo who don't know meeee. My name is Mister Jasper an' I'm a purebred Jack Russell Terrier. I was born in Wax...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:03:00 PST |
@holes galore! |
I was tryin' ta think of a blog wiff a headline everyone would read. An' so here it is.Yoo saw tha title already an' I ain't gonna repeats it cause dis already has enough swearin' in it.Dis is simply ...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:42:00 PST |
Mister Jaspers New Years resolutions |
Here is mee resolutions for New Year's. Dey is not in any particular order.
*I will make my Nylabones last for at least two days, instead of going thru' dem like a buzz saw in an hour.
*I wi...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST |
Jasps and Not-So-Noble Booksellers.... |
Well, me an' tha ma are off today, an' instead of wastin' an entire day on busy work and nonsensical chit, I suggested dat we be productive. An' here's the fruits of our labor....yet an...
Posted by Mister Jasper ♥ Jill Baby on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:26:00 PST |
