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Jack

If its round its mine

About Me

Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0I was bred to assist in hunting small game. Fox is my specialty but I'll chase anything that moves. I've chased fox but there aren't many where I live so to stay sharp I play ball. Usually my pack leader throws the ball and I catch up and bring it back to him. When I return he always has something else to throw, usually another ball or a frisbee. The small balls are OK but what I really like is a big ball. Small balls are for small dogs. I like to play soccer. I face the ball and bay relentlessly until my pack leader tries to dribble past me. He's too slow, I think the only reason that he's the pack leader is because he can throw and he can also fill my bowls. I wish he would fill my bowl with ice cream but he won't. I'm learning to throw and when I'm pack leader I'll have ice cream every day.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Jack Russell Terrorist
What is your name? Jack
What other nicknames do you have? My name isn’t Nutsy Fagan it’s Jack
What is your favorite treat? Dried chicken gizzards
What would your owner describe you as? Intense, concentrated, Nutsy Fagan
What is the funniest thing you have done? Barked at a bag of poop
What is the bravest thing you have done? Attacking that Siberian Tiger but
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes but I might get em back
Are you a social animal? I’m a ball player, dogs are ok if they don't touch my ball
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Its not bad if Im doing it
Are you friendly? I love people when i know them. Dogs hafta learn the rules
Are you overweight? nope
Do you like warm milk? I don't have time cept when I'm bored
Do you eat cheese? its ok
Do you eat bugs? some bugs deserve to be eaten
Do you live with other animals? yes with Cody
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Outside except I don’t like rain and snow too much
Do you like to exercise? Do I like to exercise? I can't get enough.
Do you like car rides? Better n stayin home
Do you get into stuff? It ain’t your stuff is it?
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Ok except when his face gets all red. I don’t know why his face gets all red.
Do you like to swim? When the balls in the water I’m in the water
Do you chase laser pen dots? Just when they move
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes I do, he fills the bowl
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My Interests

Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball. My pack leader wants me to try agility. We'll see. His ideas aren't always that good. It might be fun. ..

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a fox! I'll settle for a squirrel or a rabbit but I really like chasing deer. Just before my 2nd birthday I took down my third deer. One was kinda slow because it had been hit by a car but if you think its easy you catch em. Two were young and small, they might be small but they were a lot bigger than me. My pack leader won't let me run it the places the deer are anymore when the new ones are young. When I'm pack leader I'll make those decisions. I like anyone who will throw my ball. Small kids don't throw it very far but if its all you got, its all you got. I get tired of my pack leader throwing all the time so I'm always evaluating new throwers. My mail man almost soiled his pants when I ran up to him with the ball but he caught on. Anyways, if you can throw I'd like to meet you as long as you remember the fundemental rule that holds the universe together. IF ITS ROUND ITS MINE! Balls, frisbies, wheels or for that matter pizza!

Television:

Animal Planet, Wishbone, Fraser

Books:

How To Be Your Dog's Best Friend

My Blog

I've been tagged by Norman P. Henry

I've been tagged by Norman P. Henry!!!! Here are the rules: You have been selected (or tagged if you will). Now, you have to tell 6 odd or not so odd facts about yourself, and select 6 of your friend...
Posted by Jack on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:19:00 PST

Why do people who own Rotties laugh so much?

I wrote this a while ago about people who own Rotties but today some people who own a Pit Bull did the same thing. Now I gotta ask, why do people who own Pit Bulls always gotta laugh so much?I like to...
Posted by Jack on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST

The Old Hidden Ball Trick

My Pack Leader has accepted his fate and that he can no longer engage in any activity that can't be stopped every 20-25 seconds to throw a ball. One day he had a soccer game and he let me stay at h...
Posted by Jack on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST

Cody Chasing Squirrels

Sometimes I don't like listening to my Pack Leader telling me about stuff that happened before I was born.  He's too old anyways.  I especially don't like hearin how good Cody was when she...
Posted by Jack on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

How to throw a ball for dogs

Many dogs and people have asked how I expect to learn to throw a ball. I don't have hands I have paws.  That's true but I don't throw with my paws.  I throw a couple of ways.  Someti...
Posted by Jack on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:39:00 PST

Jack and the Bull Mastiff

I don't have to tell you that Jack was bred to 'go to ground' which means go down into a fox den and bolt the fox for the hunt. Jack Russell Terriers are at the very same time 'cute as can be' and te...
Posted by Jack on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST

Chynaa has Wobblers

The first time I saw those rotten old Siberian Tigers I was with my friends Chynaa and Reese.Chynaa has Wobblers'.Chynaa was my first and best friend. We met a long time ago when I didn't have any fri...
Posted by Jack on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST

The Very Ugly and Stupid Siberian Tigers

I don't know why I always gotta post what my pack leader sezta post. I posted a dumb ole bulletin but now he sez post it here:Dec 22, 2006 1:01 PMSubject The nasty ole Siberian TigersBody: My pack l...
Posted by Jack on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

Jack is growing up!

I have been working with my biographer on the net step to the story when my Pack Leader steps in and says post this:A year ago, on a night that I couldn't make our usual evening walk, Jack joined my f...
Posted by Jack on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST

boy named Jack

If he writes about me in third person its not because I'm a psycho its just his style.  He's a little lame. People assume that Jack's name has something to do with his breed but not true.The...
Posted by Jack on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST