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Dutch

I have the mouth of a Komodo Dragon!!

About Me

My name is Dutch and I live with my family in Springfield, WV. I am a Jack Russell Terrier. I have a little brother, Mickey and he is a JRT also. He is soooo cute. I like to sleep and play with my toys, Snail, yarn baby, and Hedgehog. I really like to go outside and play, but sometimes I am not allowed because I run across the street to see my friend. I have caught and ate many small animals, such as; one squirrel, one mole, a few mice, and about 3 snakes. I like to dig big holes in the yard, and one of these days, I WILL catch those darn chipmunks! In the summer, I am subjected to being shaved. My hair grows really wild and my mommy shaves all my hair off. I think when she does this, I look like a little rat. Sometimes when I get mad at my family I still peepee and poop poop on the floor. I would like to have a brother or sister but I can't stop myself from attacking other dogs. I like to lay on the couch and recliner. I like to lie on my back and let my gonads show. My breath really stinks. My sister always tells me it smells like garbage. Theres nothing I can do about it I don't have thumbs! I can't brush my damn teeth bitches! Ruff! plain layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

digging, scavenging, barking, killing small rodents, cheese, running, marking my territory, Runts, playing, rawhide bones, and acorns. I love Cesar foods and Pedigree pouches!!!! I like the stinky lamb and Rice!
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I'd like to meet:

some hot pooches, maybe even some cats, and anyone who is willing to throw a ball.

Music:

I don't really listen to music, sometimes when I try to sleep my sister blasts music and its scary music!

Movies:

I can't see the tv screen, but Mickey can! He watches the TV all the time!

Television:

growl... Myspace Backgrounds

Books:

sniff...

Heroes:

Lassie, Beethoven, Milo, Otis, Skip, and any dog that can open the fridge.
How to make a Dutch
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
1 part brilliance
3 parts empathy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little curiosity if desired!
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D Dashing
U Useful
T Tempting
C Crazy
H Handy
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My Blog

I've been Tagged!!!!

The first player of this game starts with the five weird habits or things about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own about five odd habits and things they do as well as st...
Posted by Dutch on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:16:00 PST

Super bad memories!

Something really horrific happened to me and it was awful.  Back in July, I was playing outside having a great time. I was running and chasing spiders and out of no where there was a snake! ...
Posted by Dutch on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:54:00 PST

Interbreed dating and why I am against it

I can't give any logical explanations why  I am against it, but I think that if dogs and cats hooked up then their offspring would be really ugly! The cartoon Catdog wouldn't be as funny,  a...
Posted by Dutch on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

Its frustrating being a doggy!

I get so mad when mommy moves the furniture in the living room! I am use to MY couch being where it always is. She moved it, and now the sun is in my eyes when I try to sleep! Grrrr!!!
Posted by Dutch on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST