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Lancelot

Looking for cat friends, and maybe even dogs too

About Me

OK, so check it: I'm a cat. A black cat. Some people think that means I'm bad luck, but I think it just means I'm bad. As in good. Cool. Hip. Like Shaft. Like Kerouac's turtleneck, man. Back in the day, I ran my neighborhood. Sure, it was the suburbs, but they were MY suburbs. I used to prowl those burbs like a tiger in the jungle. Master of my domain, and all that jazz. Of course, now I'm a little long in the tooth, and grey in the fur, and I'm looking back on my time in this big blue litterbox of ours. I'm trying to reconnect, you know, reach out to all my old friends, and any little kittens I may have left behind.
So my oldest pal Maya and I finally got our reality web site for animals up and running. It's called Daily Paws and I hope you check it out. We've got all kinds of cute animal photos, plus health tips, and a forum section for us to trade ideas. Best of all: no humans involved.
Speaking of tips, if you are worried about the bad food that has made some of us pets sick, we have gathered some information about it. Helpful information about the recent pet food recall .

My Interests

Tuna fish, catnip, crumpled balls of paper, kneading your skin with my claws. I'm also reading a lot of Marx, since I think that he may hold the secret to the feline revolution. I am also a huge fan of giving my extra food to my pal Macey, who is AWESOME.

I'd like to meet:

Mostly I want to catch up with some of my kids, but meeting other older cats who want to swap stories would be good too. I'd like to meet Mr. Bigglesworth, because you just know that Dr. Evil fed him all kinds of high-quality fish. Like all cats, I am forever in debt to the composer of the Meow Mix jingle, so I would love to hang with him for a while. And, although this is truly embarrassing for me to say, I wouldn't mind getting to know that little dog from Frasier. He seemed cool.But my all time wanna meet: Toonces. Man, that cat could drive.

Music:

Stray Cats, Ted Nugent, Pussycat Dolls, Cat Stevens and .38 Special, but only for Eye of the Tiger

Movies:

The Aristocats, Born Free

Television:

Miami Vice -- that Tubbs was cool. I also like Skating With Celebrities and So You Think You Can Dance, but if they let cats on those shows, we would win every time. We're very graceful, you know.

Books:

Jungle Book, Cats of the World, The Prey and the Hunted, Calvin and Hobbes, Hello Kitty

Heroes:

Pavlov -- anybody who turns dogs into zombies is OK by me