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King Ferret

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a ferret in a human costume. Dating a white girl has been the pinnacle of my sexual life!

My Interests



design, pens that don't bleed, diy punk, Bones Brigade, Early 90's Chicago graffiti and skate culture, DC5, Aerosoul, dvds, futa, chalk on sidewalks, lake michigan, chai, brazil, crappy laptops, eating left over crumbs on the table, sticking ferrets down my pants

I'd like to meet:

The prettiest girl ferret in the whole wide world.

Music:

Afghan Whigs, Air, Angel Alanis, Bad Religion, Badly Drawn Boy, Bauhaus, Beatles, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Bettie Serveert, Bjork, Bobby Conn, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blondie, Blur, British Sea Power, Buzzcocks (I've Got Spiral Scratch on vinyl biatch!!), Catherine Wheel, the Charlatans, Charlie Parker, the Church, the Clash, Cocteau Twins, the Cramps, the Creatures, the Cure, Daft Punk, the Damned, the Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Dinosaur Jr, DJ Hyperactive, DJ Krush, DJ Shadow, the Doves, Echo and the Bunnymen, Edwyn Collins, Electronic, the Exploited, Felix Da Housecat, the Flaming Lips, Frank Black, Graham Coxon, Heavenly, His Name Is Alive, the Hives, Ian Brown, Iggy Pop, Ivy, James, Jesus and Mary Chain, John Coltrane, Joy Division, Kid Loco, Kitchens of Distinction, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Ladytron, the Lightning Seeds, LTJ Bukem, Lush, Manu Chao, Massive Attack, Mazzy Star, Mike Dearborn, Miles Davis, Ministry, Misfits, Mission of Burma, Moby, Mogwai, Morrissey, Moving Units, Naked Raygun (I still have my NR t-shirt), Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, Neu!, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, PJ Harvey, Pailhead, Paul Johnson, Peter Murphy, Pink Floyd, Pixies, the Pogues, Portishead, Pyschedelic Furs, Public Image Ltd, Pulp, Radiohead, Revolting Cocks, Richard Ashcroft, Roxy Music, Saint Etienne, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Slowdive, the Smiths, Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, Stereolab, Stereophonics, Stone Roses, the Stooges, the Strokes, Suede, Sugarcubes, the Sundays, Superchuck, Supergrass, Swervedriver, Sybris, Teenage Fanclub, They Might Be Giants, Tricky, TRS-80, U2, the Verve, Wedding Present, Wilco, World Party, plus others I might have forgotten to mention.

Movies:

Le Samourai, Amores Perros, The Seventh Seal, Sanjuro, Grand Illusion, Taxi Driver, Casino, Pulp Fiction, Hard Eight, Touch of Evil, La Belle et La Bête, Blade Runner, The Big Lebowski, City of Lost Children, M, Faraway, So Close!, Taste of Cherry, The Salton Sea, Nights of Cabiria, Trash, Man Bites Dog, Style Wars, Public Domain, Ban This

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, The Young Ones, Twin Peaks, Futurama, Max Headroom, the office, Lost, Law & Order, Little Britain

Books:

Snowcrash, Darktower Series, The Stranger, Raise High the Roof Beam Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction, Franny and Zooey, End of the Affair, Ribofunk, Sandman by Miles Gibson, Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse, The Richest Man in Babylon, The Red and the Black by Stendhal

Heroes:

John Coltrane

My Blog

Fallen Comrades

Sad fate!Tragic fate!Rainbow Bridge (Check!)Waiting on the other side!...
Posted by King Ferret on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:50:00 PST

I promise to do it every monday

THE MONDAY CANDLE CEREMONY
Posted by King Ferret on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:30:00 PST

Family Medicine Offers Group-based Patient Treatment to Improve Effectiveness of Chronic Diseas

Family Medicine Offers Group-based Patient Treatment to Improve Effectiveness of Chronic Disease Management
Posted by King Ferret on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:46:00 PST

death to all foes of Ferret

Traveling to the corner shop I happened upon a strange fellow. He asked and asked for cash, but I had none to give. I strayed from my destihgghngvnation with aggravation, so hopped up on stuff that I ...
Posted by King Ferret on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:05:00 PST

comments made

I would like everyone on my myspace page to respect each other. Being a text-format, it is easy for people to misconstrue what is being said. Therefore, I would like to get together with everyone and ...
Posted by King Ferret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Springfield

Have fun http://www.csupomona.edu/~jelerma/springfield/map/index.html
Posted by King Ferret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it started in 1974

30 years doesn't seem like a long time. I accomplished that today.
Posted by King Ferret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Dropped some plates and cleaned the pipes.
Posted by King Ferret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

on the road

Chillin like a villain in NYC, and headed for DC, be back next week.
Posted by King Ferret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

digging for contacts

I had a weird dream, I was in the bathroom putting on my contacts. The contact case was larger than my usual case, deep and full of water. I pull out the first contact, that ones fine, and place it on...
Posted by King Ferret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST