Hey Brothers! I'm Hulk Hogan (except, not really). Baddest wrestler on the face of the Earth. I slammed Andre the Giant like thirty years ago. Pretty cool huh? I also released an album that smashed records all over the Hulkaverse. I do a little rappin', a little rockin', I even sing a song to a dead British kid I made up. How big are your arms? MINE ARE BIGGER! How many Bandana's do you own? I OWN MORE! how many fake hips do you have? I HAVE MORE! No matter what you do or have accomplished, it don't matter cause I done it, more, bigger, better, badder, and to the EXTREME! Maybe you've seen my hit tv show, Hogan Knows Best. Do you have a tv show? No? I DO AND IT ROCKS!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
.. width="425" height="350" ..I've met everyone I ever wanted to meet. I'm sure you want to meet me, seeing as how, I'M HULK HOGAN (but not really)!
