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Donkey Lips

I have sexy Donkey Lips!

About Me

I am donkey lips. I was always the big guy at camp and never got respected enough for it. My breath always stunk as did my armpits. But now deodorant is my bestfriend. I am a loyal friend, who loves summer camp. Send me a message! I hate the camp leader Kevin "Ug" Lee! He is the worst. I love it when budnick plays pranks on "Ug". And boy is "Ug" hard up for cash. The love of my life is Dina and I fear the Awful waffel!!! ALSO...Please make sure you have your speakers on so you can hear my beautiful singing voice!
As you know I am Donkey Lips. I have slightly overcome my lisp and weight problem to become the MVP on the Capture the Flag team (remember I couldn't do the tires?). Later I become the owner of the ice lollies - birdhouse business (classic quote: "The construction crew demands a new flavor of ice lollie. We're tired of cherry.") I am Best friends with Budnick for unknown reasons.
God Bless all those who lost their lives at Virginia Tech this past week. Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

My Interests

Acting, Summer camp, and having fun all the time

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is chill. And of course if you're a fan of me and Salute your Shorts.Please sign: http://www.petitiononline.com/jgallo03/petition.html

Also take the quizzes:
You are SALUTE YOUR SHORTS. You are a wangsta who
knows business. You have fun in the sun and
know how to have a good laugh.

Which old school Nickelodeon show are you?
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Music:

Rock, alternative, pop, rap, slo jams.

Movies:

Umm "Dude Where''s my car" Look for me in it, cuz yes I do have a small part. Also look for me in Singled out from back in the day or the one "Friends" show I was on!

Television:

Salute your shorts is all I watch on T.V. My favorite episoide is: WRESTLING. On a quest to join the wresting team (for a free lobster dinner), Sponge and me don't meet the weight requirements. So Sponge has to gain weight, while I have to lose it. Budnick tries to use us to smuggle hamburgers into camp while on a jog for exercise. Telly is our coach.

Books:

Donkey Lips doesnt know how to read. I just look at pictures and get a general idea whats going on.

Heroes:

Budnick---Rock on with the mullet brother

Here is my girl Dina, But I gotta stay in the Northern Hemisphere
Um Ugh really isnt my hero

My Blog

Put Salute Your Shorts Under your Tree

SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM MICHAEL RAY BOWER SALUTE YOUR SHORTS ON DVD OK EVERYONE here we go the dvd is finally availible but for a limited time until dec 15th so you must follow these instructions closely...
Posted by Donkey Lips on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

What is an Awful Waffle??

Find the answer to that question and more by checking out Michael Ray Bowers Video Blog here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfhhIbNw72A   Also check out his myspace page. The link is in my...
Posted by Donkey Lips on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:49:00 PST

Meet Donkey Lips in person!!!!

MEET DONKEY LIPS IN PERSON!!! here is the schedule so far  for the philly, new jersey, and new york tour. AUG 7 (you can also meet kevin smith to)2pm-6pmJay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash - East35...
Posted by Donkey Lips on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:50:00 PST

Hey Everyone check out these new Donkey Lips sites!

Hey everyone check out these websites.  The first one is the site of the actor who played Donkey Lips, the second is a site dedicated to the character from SYS.  The last 2 sites are a new m...
Posted by Donkey Lips on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:32:00 PST

NEW MOVIE COMING OUT!!!!

Hey everyone check out Michael Ray Bower in his new movie.  Please follow the link below for more info and a trailer. http://www.myspace.com/marilynhotchkissmovie...
Posted by Donkey Lips on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:16:00 PST

Salute your Shorts Outakes Video Online!

Please Read the following message from Michael Ray Bower..... hey yall im including a link here to watch the gag reel of salute your shorts --the gag reel is the mistakes,and jokes,flubs,etc this is f...
Posted by Donkey Lips on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:40:00 PST

The Real "Donkey Lips" / Michael Bower on Myspace

Hey everyone as most of you know...or those of you that asked me, I am not the real "Donkey Lips". However the real actor just made a myspace page. Here is the link: http://www.myspace.com/donkey...
Posted by Donkey Lips on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 05:54:00 PST

Donkey Lips on Entensity.net

A link to the Donkey Lips myspace was put up under the FFL (link) section on the Entensity.net website. Not sure who submitted it but it's pretty sweet and the donkey lips myspace is getting alot mor...
Posted by Donkey Lips on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Salute your Shorts on DVD

OK many of you have been asking where you can get SYS on DVD. Well I have responded to those who have asked and told them to search on Ebay. For those of you also interested, I just search for Salute ...
Posted by Donkey Lips on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST