T h i s i s m y M A I N P A G E . I h a v e 2 p a g e s h e r e o n M y S p a c e . Y o u c a n a c c e s s t h e s e c o n d p a g e , b y c l i c k i n g o n t h e l i n k b e l o w t h a t s a y s " S E C O N D P A G E " .
SECOND PAGE80's PAGEYAHOO 360IF YOU ARE A GUY AND YOU HAVE TONS OF PRETTY LOOKING GIRLS FOR BUDDIES, DON'T BOTHER REQUESTING ME AS A BUDDY! I DON'T NEED YOU TO REMIND ME OF HOW UNATTRACTIVE I AM, COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE FEMALE POPULATION, THANK YOU! IF YOU HAVE TONS OF SLUTTY LOOKING WHORES AND TRAMPS FOR BUDDIES, DON'T BOTHER REQUESTING ME AS A BUDDY! I'M NOT A SLUT AND I DON'T WANT TO BECOME PART OF ANY GUY'S COLLECTION, OF CHEAP BIMBOS!
My name is Melissa. I live in Maine. I hate myself and the only thing I like about myself is my eyebrows! And might I add, I've got great eyebrows!! The world is my playground!! I love to have fun! If you don't like happy stuff or things that blink and have glitter, then GET THE HELL OFF MY PAGE! And just in case you think you might know me from school, the answer is YES! I am that crazy **tch who brought air filters and Dirt Devils to school with her. LOL Moving on....I'm crazy, insane, and wacko!! I guarantee that you'll never, ever meet anyone like me in this lifetime. Unless of course, you take a trip to your local mental hospital or a really far, far away planet. I love animals, and I often think of them as people. I can do a really great voice impersonation of a wrong number recording, or so I've been told. I have the STRANGEST sense of humor. I love to laugh. But most of all, I like making other people laugh. I can be a bit of retard sometimes and really immature. If you can't handle that, then I strongly suggest that you pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow, ok?Since I call party lines and am totally obsessed with phones.....It's time for the partyline disclaimer. If you don't call partylines, then don't worry about this part, you can just skip over it.PARTYLINE DISCLAIMER
If you're from out-of-state, and are reading my profile, chances are, you are one of the many conformists from Gaga. And you have decided to jump on the bandwagon and tell me how I should be living my life, what I should look like, and whether or not I should be happy with myself and my life. Great, it's so nice to see you!! Sit down, hang up your phone, and stay a while! Enjoy an uncensored, semi-truthfull and in-depth look at my poor, miserable, pathetic and boring life, according to all you partyliners. And remember, if you decide to use any of this crap in my profile against me on the partylines (pictures included), I get 50% of whatever you make off it, cuz this whole profile is copywrighted! Got it?! LOL
Ok, now it's time for the technical stuff. You know, like the stuff you see in small print at the bottom of your TV screen during a car commercial....I am in a relationship!! That means that I have a BOYFRIEND, and I am perfectly happy with just him!! I'm not here looking for any extracurricular relationships or activities! One man is enough for me! So don't go hitting me up, telling me that you think I'm hot, pretty, or whatever pathetic, little lines you might use to try and get a girl to melt like a chocolate bar on a hot dashboard and then hop in the sack with you! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!! I am NOT gay or bisexual! Do not hit me up asking me to do weird or kinky stuff with you, pertaining to a sexual nature! I AM NOT INTERESTED!! I am not into the whole "freaky sex thing", ok? I have absolutely no desire to ever become associatied with it. I hate perverts! I don't do the cyber-sex thing. I will not give/trade naked pics with you.
Sooo...let's see, what else can I tell you about myself? Well, I love the 80's and I collect toys from that time period. Mainly Strawberry Shortcake dolls. I LOVE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!! I collect the dolls, playsets and anything and everything that pertains to SSC, or remotely resembles SSC! SSC stands for "Strawberry Shortcake", in case you didn't know that. I also collect various other types of dolls. Such as Bratz dolls, a few barbies here and there, and basically any kind of doll that looks cute. And no, I don't sit around playing dress up with them like a 5 year old. I pretty much put them all up on shelves in my house and let just let them sit there, looking cute and collecting dust. I love Hello Kitty, she's my second favorite thing, aside from SSC. Just about everything I own, has some form of Hello Kitty or Strawberry Shortcake on it. I'm obsessed!
I'm really into photography. I love it!! You might think I'm concieted, because I have so many pictures of myself on here. But thats not it at all. I just love taking pictures! What can I say? - I love the camera, but unfortunately, the camera doesn't always love me back. LOL I especially like taking pictures of my dolls. It brings great pleasure to me, to be able to take an oridinary doll and bring it to life in a picture. What do I mean by that? Look around my page!! Flying fairies, Bratz dolls walking down city streets, etc. You might think it's stupid, or immature. But it's not. It's art! My hobby! And it's fun!! It's not hurting anyone, so why should it bother you? If you really can't accept that part of me, then you're just an old fuddy-duddy! All of the pictures of dolls on this page and on my other pages, were taken by none other than myself. I worked hard on them and put a lot of time and effort into them, so please do not copy or steal them.
Ok, some more stuff about me. I was born in New Jersey. I grew up in New York, and I have a horrible voice. I talk really loud with a thick NY accent. I've been told that I sound like the nanny, many times. :( I've also lived in New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and California. I miss New York a lot and I hate living in Maine. I don't fit in here at all. There are too many normal people here, that don't take too kindly to crazy New Yorkers like myself. I love Ebay. I buy and sell stuff on there all the time. I don't like being outbid on Ebay. And when it happens, I get really mad! I kick, scream, yell and threaten to put my fist through the monitor...and wish I could beat the living crap out of the son of a **tch that got in there at the last second and sniped me! (Sniping on Ebay should be against the rules!!)
I'm a very competitive person, in various aspects. Ok, lots of aspects!! LOL But we won't get into that here, cuz then you might think I'm REALLY crazy!! LOL I really hate mean people. I despise them! THEY SUCK! I've had to deal with them, my entire life. And as a result of dealing with them, I am they way I am today. So, here is what I have to say, to all the MEAN PEOPLE that I have encountered in school and life. **CK ALL OF YOU!! I have social anxiety because of YOU! I was in therapy for 2 **cking years, to undo all the crap you did to me. You screwed my head and my entire life up so much! Do you have any idea what kind of impact all of that **it had on me?? If you only knew.... Yeah, someday I might forgive you, but not anytime soon. It's kind of hard to forget all that stuff you did to me. It's really hard to believe someone, when they tell me I'm pretty, as opposed to hearing the usual "You're ugly." all the time. It's kind of hard for me to look you in the eye when I talk to you, cuz I'm so used to getting picked on!font
I'm not perfect and I never will be. Allthough, Photoshop makes me come pretty darn close in some of my pics, lol. I have physical and emotional scars that I try to hide, but they will never heal. They are in my head and in my heart. I remember EVERY single mean and rotten thing someone has ever done or said to me, right down to the outfit they were wearing when they said/did it. I remember it all. They say it's time to let it go, forget the past. But I can't! Every time someone trys to be my friend, those scars open up and I feel the pain all over again. I'd like to believe that there actually are, people out there, who are not out to **ck me over and make me look like a pathetic retard. Little by little, my walls are coming down. But if you want to know who the real me is, then don't judge me by the way I look, what's on my MySpace page, or the way I act. Ask questions, talk to me, don't assume!!
When I was in school, I was weird (I still am!). I acted out, I didn't do my homework, I got bad grades, I annoyed people, etc. I was **cked up!! And I still am! But at least I can admit to my mistakes! Which is more than I can say for a lot of other people, who have crossed my path. I like to think I'm somewhat better than I was before. I'd like to think that I'm wearing the right kind of clothes and shoes now. And I'd also like to think that my hair is somewhat normal looking. But every once in a while, I flash back to those days when I wore that ugly pink jacket, L.A. Gear sneakers with rainbow laces and big hair......and I feel UGLY!! But I have to give credit where credit is due here. All of the times that I got picked on in school and life in general, have made me a stronger person. I'll admit, I've gotten past some of it. I have some great friends and I'm learning to trust all over again. I'm making an effort to become a better person!
Here's a little more info about me. I love rap music, I think it's the best music to ever come across the air waves. AC/DC is my favorite band and I can't get enough of them!! AC/DC makes everything better! I love happy stuff. My favorite colors are pink, blue, and purple. I hate colors like brown, beige, grey and tan. They have no depth to them and they bore me to death. If I'm not surrounded by happy/cute stuff and bright colors, I get depressed very easily. I hate blood. I really don't like those stupid pics of girls with slit wrists and needles going through their lips! So please refrain from leaving me comments with pictures like that. I'm a fast person. I'm always running around here, there and everywhere. I've always got a phone glued to my ear. I love talking on the phone and sending text messages. I've been addicted to the phone, since I was 15. I call partylines A LOT. You might know me from one of them. I go by the following alias's on the partylines: Big Nose, Melissa From Kingman, Maine., Pepto Bismol and Goddess of Immaturity. And for God's sake people, it's "KINGMAN", not "KINGDOM"! Why don't you try spending some of that money you've been wasting on phone bills and twinkies, on a hearing aid?!
Ok, so in closing, the conclusion!! God, I may as well write a **cking novel in here! I'm a motor mouth. I never shut up. I talk too much. I cry too much. It don't take much to make me cry. I hate pain and have a very low tolerance for it. I have Rheumatoid Arthritis in both of my knees. I have Social Anxiety. I have Asthma. I have a zero tolerance policy for drugs and alcohol. I am 30 years old and have never drank anything with alcohol in it (except for the wine when I made my first communion. LOL), smoked or done any type of drugs! And I plan to keep it that way. Call me a nerd, looser, prude, whatever. Think about it for a second. There's a reason why I look about 15 years younger than I really am and you look 10 years older than you really are! I'll have that and the security of knowing that I won't die of liver cancer or end up being murdered by a drug dealer whom I owe money to! Ok, so moving on, my favorite number is Seven. I'm probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet. I am not a backstabber. I'm not a **tch. I don't talk about people behind their backs, unless they do it to me. It's like this "I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy.". The choice is yours. Yeah, so like, um....you can take what I said in my profile, one of 3 ways.
1. Seriously
2. I have low self-esteem.
3. I'm just plain nucking futs!!
Remember, choose carefully! This decision could effect you for the rest of your life!