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Keith

There's a snake in my boot!

About Me

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

My Interests


Music, Movies, Books, Art, Comic Books, Cosplayers, Circus, Sideshow Performers, Weeki Wachee, Mermaids, Contortionists, Postcards, Pez, The Pontani Sisters, Burlesque, Vaudeville, Bellydancers, Wax Museums, Collecting, Family, Friends

I'd like to meet:

Chad Vader

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Music:



Kelly Willis, Robbie Fulks, The Derailers, Buddy Miller, Julie Miller, Bruce Robison, Larry Norman, Kate Bush, Mike Ireland, Tonio K, Weird Al Yankovic, Bruce Springsteen, Lucinda Williams, Ben Vaughn, Los Straitjackets, Bob Geldof, George Jones, Everything But The Girl, Julia Fordham, Toni Price, Sara Hickman, Shawn Colvin, The Mavericks, 5678's

Movies:

Run Lola Run, Bottle Rocket, The Sure Thing, Dead or Alive (Takashi Miike), Audition, The Whole Wide World, The Elephant Man, Ghost World, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Slim Susie, Sideways, Amélie, Freaks, On Borrowed Time, The Terminator Trilogy, High Noon, Donnie Darko, Taxi Driver, About A Boy, Lilya 4-Ever, Reservoir Dogs, The Professional, True Stories, Slither, Nightmare on Elm Street films, Friday the 13th films, Thank You for Smoking, Star Wars (The Original Trilogy), Clerks, Clerks II, 30 Days of Night, The Little Mermaid, The Fountain, The X-Men Trilogy

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Pushing Daisies, The Office (BBC), The X-Files, Carnivale, Deadwood, Scrubs, The Andy Griffith Show, Firefly, Mr. Show, 60 Minutes, Everybody Loves Raymond, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Extras, Wonderfalls, The Honeymooners, Breaking Bad, Ripley's Believe it or Not!, Family Guy, The Shield, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Bullshit!, The Biggest Loser, Life, Smallville Which Firefly Character Are You?
You're Mal, the Captain of Serenity. You fought (and lost) for the Independents in the war. You're a natural leader, and a rebel with a heart of gold.
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Books:

A Cruel Madness by Colin Thubron, The Collector by John Fowles, Last Exit to Brooklyn by Hubert Selby Jr., Nightmare of Ecstasy: The Art and Life of Edward D. Wood Jr. by Rudolph Grey, Very Special People: The Struggles Loves and Triumphs of Human Oddities by Frederick Drimmer, World War Z by Max Brooks

Heroes:

My dad

Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% Robin 67% Superman 60% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 60% Batman 55% The Flash 55% Catwoman 45% Supergirl 32% Wonder Woman 32% Iron Man 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Blog

GONE

I am a servant, I've been waiting for your call, I've been unfaithful, so I sit here in the hall, How can you use me, when I've never given all, How can you choose me, when you know I quickly fall....
Posted by Keith on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:28:00 PST

"... UNTIL I LEARNED ABOUT SEX FROM THE SEARS CATALOG"

A follow-up theme song for the rest of us. ...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:38:00 PST

ANYTHING BUT "BAD"

It started with NBC's The Biggest Loser... my wife turned it on one night and I watched it with her. As someone who struggles with his weight, I was curious about the show but would never turn it on...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:06:00 PST

"IM AS ENTERTAINING AS A F * CKING STD"

Finally a theme song for the rest of us. ...
Posted by Keith on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:00:00 PST

FAITH

The following blog is from a message I typed to my friend, Sharla.  We've been discussing tv shows, music and movies.  Tonight she asked me about religion.Religion, huh?  Well, that's a...
Posted by Keith on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:13:00 PST

SPEECH IMPEDIMENT

I suffer from this same speech impediment way too frequently. ...
Posted by Keith on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:41:00 PST

HEY! OUCH! YOW!

I'm showing my age but Schoolhouse Rock! was a big part of my Saturday mornings as a kid.  In between Super Friends and Scooby-Doo, I was glued to the tube as I sang along with each episode.This ...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

"EVERYWHERE LIKE, SUCH AS..."

This must be what it's like to date Ms. Teen South Carolina. ...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:26:00 PST

DROP IN THE BUCKET

A year, that ain't nothingWhen you lose someone you loveA year is a drop in a bucketWhen you lose someone you love"Drop in the Bucket" ~ Mary GauthierThis past Saturday June 23, 2007 marked one year s...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

COWBOY GAY SEX

I just realized this is my 30th blog. And this is my third blog about Family Guy.It's been a rotten week here, so I thought if someone else was having a bad week, a few musical clips from Family Guy ...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST