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luke - aka KEENO

don't threaten me with a dead fish!

About Me

Hi there! It's Keeno I'm the usual mixed bag that humanity chucks out, but with aspirations to be an entertainer. In the past i've done this by playing guitar in a punk band, DJing, acting the goat, donning a leotard and estolling the virtues of the Excalibator 2000, fannying around, dancing like a tourettes sufferer connceted to national grid, creating silly animations, and writing music to stir the emotions and get your ass shaking! and whilst you wouldn't guess by this waffle, I try not to take myself too seriously, for when I do I get really dull. anything else you want to know, message me up! I've made some films and cartoons, that will make you chuckle, bit of fun you know? go check them out! you can find them HEREhere's a bit about meand here's what happened when I went and got a haircut

My Interests

laughing. Interviewing failing celebrities.

I'd like to meet:

good folk, people on the same wavelength as me, cool heads, partners in crime, peers.folks into creating things. music, animations, films.stunning ladies with great senses of humour and loads of cash more than welcome ;)

Music:

funk, soul, hip hop, jazz, blues, some classical, house, drum and bass, breaks, acid anything.... plus radiohead, led zeppelin, jimi hendrix, blur, the cure, all sorts!!probably easier to say what I Don't like:heaty/ nu metal (aprt from Bon Jovi, for comedy effect) Country & western (apart from Johnny Cash of course, and a bit of Dolly) crap Pop (although Kyile has her moments) Oasis Coldplay I could go on....

Movies:

always tricky... but Must have: The Big Lebowski, La Haine, Nikkita, Blazing Saddles, Stir Crazy, Star Wars, Withnail and I, Akira, Robocop, The Sleeper, 50 things you wanted to know about sex but daren't ask, Hitchcock, Almodovar, Miyazaki, Allen, Brookes... ah the list goes on and on ;)

Television:

currently loving "curb your enthusiasm" and "Arrested Development" apart from that, 'Enders, and ..aries... anyone saw the "IT crowd"? broke my heart.. Chris Morris (GOD!!!!) was in it, and it should have been call the s**t Crowd.. very poor

Books:

London Fields - Martin Amis is the most inspiring book I've ever read! amazing otherwise love John Steinbeck, Ernest Hemmingway, Jonathan Coe, Dickens, Tolkien, Saul Bellow, Graham Greene, Julian Barnes, Penguin Classics from charity shops... head empty at the moment....

Heroes:

My Mum, Chris Morris, Jimi Hendrix, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, Rolf Harris, Terry Wogan, my mate Pat, Bill Hicks, Kathy Burke, Andy C, Andre 3000, Africa Bambaata... Fearne Cotton -

My Blog

My Grandpa - Fred Moore

This week I was at the funeral of my Grandpa Fred Moore. he died just 10 days short of his 95th birthday, and up until the end, lived a great life, full of friends and generosity and happiness. We th...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:15:00 PST

Sometimes I wish there was a God

I've just read an article on the Guardian website regarding Facebook and the fact that it is in fact a highly evil marketing device removing our personal privacy and being the tool of Neo-conservativ...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:35:00 PST

How the Lightsabre Was Invented

whilst clearing out a load of old word documents on my PC i found this bit of junk I wrote back in the year. made me chuckle, so I thought I'd share   in a distant galaxy, long long ago... or so...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:23:00 PST

Increasing miniaturisation within the consumer electronics industry? Apple buck the Trend

  bit big innit?  ...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:13:00 PST

the Yoof of today

Now I know I'm knocking on a bit, but I still like to think of myself as being "down", you know? hip to what all the crazy cats are up to these days. I'm across the kids slang, and as I'm blessed with...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

woohoooo, Im a HERO!!!!

ah well, I succumb to one of those daft online quizzes. and I scored big time!!! haha. I jest of course, but I'm sticking this up cause I like HEROS and watched the last 5 episodes last night... come...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:00:00 PST

the Ultimate Fight to the Death

before I begin the social experiment that is the core of this blog, I'd just like to explore the idea surrounding it. essentially it's 2 roughly equally matched beings, in an arena where they have to...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:47:00 PST

X Versus Y.... to the DEATH!

The Versus Now I love a "who would win in a fight against?" as much as the next man& so I thought I'd whack out a few new ones. Just for the hell of it (now they're usually a fight to the death& b...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:58:00 PST

is this the beginning of the end for the HALIFAX?

I FUCKING HOPE SO!!!!!   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! I HATE THAT ADVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My God! is there anything more annoying on the TV at the moment? (Big Brother aside) Now I've tol...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

Poor old Britney?

like everyone else I saw those pics of Britney with a number one Skinheed and went "woooaaa!!"   it's a pretty hardcore image and pretty much everyone was talking about it. and then reading the p...
Posted by luke - aka KEENO on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:30:00 PST