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David Neher

September 11th was an inside job.

About Me

I'm a 27 year old artist with hip clothes and a little french-looking moustache, only you can't see it because it's on the inside of my face and is composed entirely of in-grown hairs. I was going to write something sincere here, so you could really get to know me, but then I thought "no, how about a joke about a moustache made of ingrown hairs. That's ridiculous, and people will love it!" So...did you love it? (yes.) I can't HEAR you! (We loved it!) How much did you love it??? (A bunch!) I knew you would love it. (We loved the joke!) Yeah, I heard you. (Woooooo!) Shut up. (Moustache! Moustache! Moustache!) Thank you, but you're seriously going to have to shut the hell up before I delete it and start over. (sorry..) That's okay, you just got really excited about an amazing joke about a moustache. It happens. Now for the real stuff about me. (Woooooooo!) Okay, fuck it. You get nothing.

My Interests

Laughing so hard, making videos, writing scripts and jokes, acting, music, drums, cats, boozing, dancing, soft skin and hair, sweet smells, gray shirts that used to be black, brown pictures that used to be white, old stuff in general. Also, boobs and butts.

I'd like to meet:

A ghost. NOT a succubus!

Music:

The Pixies, Pavement, The Flaming Lips, The Beatles, Spoon, Radiohead, Otis Redding, REM, Neil Young, Van Morrison, Wilco, Elvis Costello, The Decemberists, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, John Lennon, Led Zepplin, Matthew Sweet, The Magnetic Fields, MGMT, Justice, Queen, Smashing Pumpkins, Simon and Garfunkel, Ween, Violent Femmes, Weezer, The White Stripes, Sloan, The New Pornographers, Portishead, Starlight Mints, Donovan, T-Rex, Talking Heads, John Vanderslice, The Mae Shi...

Movies:

There Will Be Blood, The Lives of Others, Into the Wild, It's a Wonderful Life, Wet Hot American Summer, Back to the Future I, II, & III, Cool Hand Luke, Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine, Swing Kids, Waynes World, The Cruise, Fletch, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, The Professional, American Movie.

Television:

Dexter, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The British Office, Tim and Eric, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Stella, Kids in the Hall, Wondershowzen, Xavier, and The Wire.

Books:

Brave New World, Tropic of Capricorn, Jesus Land, Siddartha, The Power of Now, Catcher in the Rye, Tangle with a Tiger by Claude Balls.

My Blog

Chasing Donovan: Rhonda

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Posted by David Neher on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:56:00 PST

Boss Shits His Pants

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Posted by David Neher on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:49:00 PST

Chasing Donovan: New Neighbor

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Posted by David Neher on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:35:00 PST

Alan 2.0

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Posted by David Neher on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:27:00 PST

Chasing Donovan: Literature

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Posted by David Neher on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:25:00 PST

Skittles Feet

..More videos from the "Contagious: Commercials" channel at Heavy.com...
Posted by David Neher on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:03:00 PST

"Thirsties"

Written and Directed by John Mckinney. See more funny videos at Funny or Die...
Posted by David Neher on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:26:00 PST

Two Sounds

I'm told this one makes people feel uncomfortable, but at least it makes you FEEL, and that's the whole reason I got into "comedy". See more funny videos at Funny or Die...
Posted by David Neher on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:45:00 PST

"Mo Monet Mo Problems" Rated X

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Posted by David Neher on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:15:00 PST

Hector Quince: Author

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Posted by David Neher on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:02:00 PST