Lessons Learned - 1 |
Don't fill out an online dating profile while you are really stoned. Why you ask? Because you will feel like you are being incredibly witty and irreverent and intelligent when, in fact, you are the ex...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:37:00 GMT |
Today. |
I was hit on by a mailman with a mohawk, a tribal tattoo and weird muscles. Is that allowed?
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 22:45:00 GMT |
A Combination of Ocean Air, Beer and 4th of July Makes Me Think I Can Say Whatever I Want |
Venice Beach. At a party. Talking to a whole mess of gay men that I just met that day:Guy #1: "I HATE being tickled. I HATE IT"Me: (Jokingly) "Were you abused as a child? Teehee."Guy #1: (Not jokingly...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:22:00 GMT |
Things I Learned On My Trip Back Home |
(or: My Family Makes It Painfully Obvious That I'm Not As Cool As I Think I Am)- According to my grandparents, I need to order me up a nice Jewish boyfriend. This is why, for my birthday, they are buy...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 00:35:00 GMT |
Food Related Ideas |
- Open a restaurant called "Just A Bite". The featured menu item will be a giant button working as a tray filled with generous forkfuls and spoonfuls of all the items on the menu. It's like a taster m...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:29:00 GMT |
What Goes On In My Head V.S. What Comes Out Of My Mouth: The Eternal Battle |
I was at the crowded IO bar last night standing in a kind of a circle with some friends. There is a girl with a drink coming back from the bar trying to push her way through the crowds and also right ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 00:13:00 GMT |
Dried Goji Berries |
They look like shrunken clitoris's. They taste like how a peach pit might taste if it were soft.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:17:00 GMT |
Help out a friend! |
My friend EJ suffers from a degenerative eye disease called Choiroderma. It's not a very widely known disease so he's trying to get the word out as best he can. Please read the blurb written by him be...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 16:05:00 GMT |
Jennie Pierson: Bad Ass Monster Killer |
(Warning: Much of this is complete drivel, totally inconsequential and fully self-aggrandizing. I blame my boring job and inflated sense of self).Having nothing whatsoever to do this morning at work b...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:54:00 GMT |
"Me" on How To Cause A Hoopla (Yet another crazy WordsGame shenanigan) |
(Not to be confused with 15 ways to annoy your co-workers or 10 things to do in the bathroom to make everyone think youre crazy or 25 reasons you know you were born in the 80s or any such ridiculous e...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:10:00 GMT |
