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EVA BRAUN

'You are a Ratfink'

About Me

Female to female impersonator- a drag queen trapped in a womans body, gregarious with a misanthropic agenda. A prurient interest in blood! Could be temporarily insane............ Coined term Gorelesque December 2006! Lives on the 13th floor and has the enviable honour of having visited every Disney theme park on this mortal coil.


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My Interests

TRASH, FUZZ AND DRAG PUNK, DEATH, WITCHES, GORE, ROCKN'ROLL GLAMOUR, DESIRABLE UNDERPINNINGS, LITERATURE, BDSM, ART HOUSE FILMS, TRASH B MOVIES, KUSTOM KULTURE, JAPANESE CULTURE, BLOOD, GOTHIC AND MEDIEVAL IMAGERY,

I'd like to meet:

FIRSLTY I WOULD LIKE A STALKER, SOMEONE TO STEAL AND SNIFF MY UNDERWEAR, TO SEND ME VILE AND STRANGE TEXT MESSAGES AND CALL AND MAKE DISTURBING NOISES DOWN THE PHONE (THINK BLACK CHRISTMAS). WHEN I HAVE FOUND THE ABOVE I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET FREAKS, QUEERS, DRAG QUEENS AND THE BLACK CAT THAT IS COMING TO LIVE WITH ME!SECONDLY, FEY BOYS WEARING BLACK EYELINER PREFERABLY WITH A PERFECTLY STRAIGHTENED BOWL HAIRCUT...I WOULDN'T LIKE TO MEET, ELVIS, VINCE RAY OR ANYTHING WITH THE WORD NEO-WRITTEN BEFORE IT. I DON'T WANT TO READ MESSAGES THAT ARE SLOPPILY WRITTEN AND I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR BAND.....

Music:

EVA BRAUN AND THE GHOULS, GUITAR WOLF, TEENGENERATE, THE NEW BOMB TURKS, THE GO NUTS, THE BOBBYTEENS, THE PHANTOM SURFERS,THE 5, 6, 7, 8'S, THE RIFF RANDALLS, SUPERSUCKERS, ELECTRIC FRANKENSTEIN, THE GORIES, THE DIRTBOMBS, THE DETROIT COBRAS, THE 13 FLOOR ELEVATORS,THE SWAMPRATS, DICK DALE, JOE MEEK, PHIL SPECTOR, WANDA JACKSON, JACKIE SHANNON, SPARKLE MOORE, HAZIL ATKINS, THE NEW YORK DOLLS, THE DEAD BOYS, THE MC5, TELEVISION, THE STOOGES, THE VELVET UNDERGROUND, THE DICTATORS, THE BLACK LIPS, THE REAL LOSERS, MODNO AND JUNGLE EXOTICA, STRIP BEAT-LAS VEGAS GRIND, JOHNNY BURNETTE TRIO, THE MISFITS, DANZIG,MAD 3, THE NOVAS, THE SEEDS, BACK FROM THE GRAVE STYLE GARAGE, THE CRAMPS,THE GORE GORE GIRLS,THE RED AUNTS, THE MUFFS, DEMENTED ARE GO,THE METEORS, THE RAMONES, THE GRUESOMES, SAMHAIN, LARRY T, LADYTRON, TOK TOK VS SOFFY O,CABARET VOLTAIRE,THE EELS, ELLIOT SMITH, JAWBREAKER, BLACK FLAG,DEUS, DEPECHE MODE, THE SMITHS,SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES, PAVEMENT, BIKINI KILL, LYDIA LUNCH, SLEATER KINNEY, LE TIGRE, CHICKS ON SPEED, BOWIE, HOLE, SHELLAC,THE BLACK KEYS, THE RAMONES...!!!!

Movies:

HORROR, TRASH, EXPLOITATION AND SEXPLOITATION, PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE BACK CATALOGUE OF SOMETHING WIERD FILMS ADD THAT INTO THE MIX WITH JOHN WATERS, TODD SOLONDZ, HERSCHELL GORDON LEWIS, FRENCH CINEMA, GERMAN EXPRESIONISM, ED WOOD, FREAKS, THE GOLDEN AGE OF HORROR, HAMMER HORROR ESP HAMMER GLAMOUR, TOP HAT, SINGIN' IN THE RAIN, THE WIZARD OF OZ, WHITE ZOMBIE, DAVID LYNCH, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE AND THE LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? I WOULD LOVE TO BE PRESENTED WITH A REAL SNUFF FILM, DO THEY EXIST? I DON'T WANT TO SEE AN AMERICAN REMAKES OF ASIAN HORROR FILMS NOR DO I WANT TO SEE TORTURE PORN SUCH AS SAW, CAPTIVITY OR ANY OF THAT SHIT THANK YOU!

Television:

The Munsters, Monster A Go Go, This or That, Growling Clown and Cyanide Cocktail Gorlesque Game Show coming soon-I jest thee not!

Books:

I DEVOUR BOOKS THREE AT A TIME, I READ MORE THAN I CARE TO MENTION BUT AM PARTICULALLY FOND OF... THE MARQUIS DE SADE, EDGAR ALLEN POE, JANE AUSTEN, WILKIE COLLINS,DOSTOEVSKY, THOMAS HARDY, NOEL COWARD, CHARLES DICKENS, OSCAR WILDE,OCTAV MIRABEAU, JACK KEROAC, CHARLES BUKOWSKI, SIMONE DE BEAUVOIUR, CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD, JAMES ST JAMES, ANDY WARHOL, HARUKAI MURAKAMI,CHAUCER, WILKIE COLLINS,BANANA YOSHIMOTO, NON LITERATURE BASED MY INTERESTS LIE WITHIN... FEMINIST THEORY, THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION, MEDIEVAL HISTORY, LINGUISTICS IN PARTICULAR SOCIO LINGUISTICS, ACCOUNTS OF SERIAL KILLERS, LITERARY CRITICISM............

Heroes:

NOAM CHOMSKY, DAVID CRYSTAL, SIMONE DE BEAUVOUIR, ANNIE SPRINKLE, CINDY SHERMANN, RUSS MEYER, DANZIG,CHARLES BUKOWSKI, MICHAEL ALIG, DIVINE, LEIGH BOWREY,DIXIE EVANS, ZORITA, VIVIENNE WESTWOOD,WILLIAM CASTLE, HERSCHELL GORDON LEWIS, ANNA NICOLE SMITH, HELLO KITTY, FRED ASTAIRE AND GINGER RODGERS, GEORGE TABB!!!!

My Blog

SEE MY TITS AND SOME OF MY ASS

up to date listing for the queen of gorelesque Saturday 24th March-OOH La La burlesque exhibition private view, Nottingham. Sunday 25th March-Angel Cakes Burlesque at The Tiger Lounge Manchester Frida...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:44:00 PST

SUPPORT NORTHERN BURLESQUE ACTS VOTE FOR US!

If you have witnessed and like my act then please support me Eva Braun and vote for me in the MOB awards. Support the burlesque scene and cast your votes today!! Link: http://www.ministryofburlesque.c...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

CHANGES TO CYANIDE COCKTAIL NIGHTS

   We have made the decision to make some changes to our nights, not that we are unhappy with the parties we do however we would like to put on bigger bands, performance art and burlesque ac...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST

FULL LINEUP AND DISCOUNTED ENTRY FOR RUBY REVUE

CHEAPER ENTRY TO THE NEXT RUBY REVUE BURLESQUE NIGHT!EMAIL SARAH [email protected] #SHE WILL SEND YOU PAY PAL INSTRUCTIONS FOR £6 ENTRY YOU ALSO GET A NICE TICKET WHICH YOU CAN PICK U...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:03:00 PST

get discount in store and at our nights

       SIGN UP FOR THE MAILING LISThttp://www.mrsite.co.uk/usersitesv3/CYANIDECOCKTAIL.co.u k/wwwroot/page14.htmYOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY RECIEVE A 10% DISCOUNT WHICH YOU CAN SPEN...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:23:00 PST

EVA BRAUN AND THE GHOULS BOOKINGS

WANT TO BOOK THE GHOULS? PLEASE EMAIL ME AN ENQUIRY TO FRANLEVY@BTINTERNET MARKED EVA BRAUN AND THE GHOULS BOOKINGS! I SEEM TO BE LOOSING TRACK OF THINGS WHICH ARE BOOKED THROUGH MYSPACE! XOXO EVA...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:20:00 PST

Please help Eva

I need more votes to get to Vegas, please help! http://www.vivalasvegas.net/intranet/vote_main.php ...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

DIRECTIONS TO CYANIDE COCKTAIL SHOP

I seem to get around 20 texts per day asking how to get to the mecca that is Cyanide Cocktail well here goes... The shop is situated in the back of the Merrion Centre which used to be called the Georg...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:12:00 PST

CYNAIDE COCKTAIL POLICY READ ME!

All the clothes you see at cyanide cocktail are exclusively designed in small runs it is our mission to avoid mass production and hold a range of exclusive designs which come in runs of three. (sizes ...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST

CORSET MAKING SERVICE AVAILABLE!!!

WE NOW HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE CORSET MAKING SERVICE AVAILABLE AT OUR CYANIDE COCKTAIL BOUTIQUE IN LEEDS...PRICES STARTING AROUND £50.00 FOR CINCHES GOING TO £100 FOR OVER BUST CORSETS WE WILL MEASURE YOU U...
Posted by EVA BRAUN THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST