Aces & Eights

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The Jesus of Nazareth wept as the Devil spat up from the cold hard ground four men with hearts black as sheet ice, souls burnt with sin and trousers crusty with stains. The tears created lakes, which soon became oceans of fear. Children and women would frolic and spash in the poisonous waters, returning home to their mothers and husbands irrevoccably changed. No longer fit for decent society.
The Devil, tired of being beaten at his own game, had thrown back these miscreant malcontents onto Gods Great Earth. Jesus the Saviour used coins from the dead children's eyes to purchase bartering goods in order to tempt the devil.
Meanwile, the four men stalked the land. In their wake, Nuns became devoted sodomites. Shoolteachers murderd their pupils pets . Shepherds abused their flocks and good little boys and girls realised the merit in sin and debauch. This is the story of those four men.....
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Aces & Eights
Finger blistering double bass! Apocalyptic fire n brimstone a-preacher-hollerin! Screaming geetar like black-lightning! Drums like when heaven broke!
Stripped down hell-for-leather skullduggery, Aces & Eights will kick open your chest and piss screaming rock n roll straight on to your heart.
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"Aces & Eights, the most obnoxious, prima donna, stuck up, downright rude and egotistical band I've had the misfortune to play with in a long, long, time."