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elbow macaroni

elbow_macaroni

About Me

Whatever you may or may not have seen on the news is completely untrue. This is not me!!
This is elbow macaroni:
Want to sprinkle a few more drops of funny into your eyes from the bottle of elbow macaroni? Scroll that mouse and check out the blogs up top. Don't forget to click on the blog archive since myspace thinks anything past 30 days is old. It's still funny. I bet you. Go check. I'll wait.
Hey, you! Back from reading the comic blogs? Nice to see you again. :) Everyone at Team elbow macaroni is thrilled that you're here. We're just doing this to amuse ourselves. We won't spam you with glittery pictures or links to whatever the latest scam is. You'll also never see a 'Showin U some LUV' note from elbow macaroni. Comment boxes are not toilets, thankyouverymuch. Feel free to leave your comment here in the normal comment box below our 'top' friend list or on the comic blogs, even both if you want. The point is this! We're not going to comment you telling you we have pictures of boobies. We do not. Ok, we do, but not ours. And we made a promise to keep them private. Also, there's really no 'we' or 'our', but it looks better to pretend there's more than one dude making this. We think. And The Dude abides.
p.s. Eat Reese Sticks, they are awesome.
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My Interests

Things that make me laugh.. Funny people, funny movies, nice girls with side boob shirts, old ladies falling down on the sidewalk, the usual.
And Arizona Wildcats Softball (of course).

I'd like to meet:

Winnie Cooper. And this guy (Juan Mann):

People who:

    do not buy me as a PET do not want to COMPARE MOVIES with me do not POKE me do not use other applications that are not created or supported by myspace to SPAM me. do not leave retarded photo-only comments like this:
The fine chefs at the Ragu plant. Captain Planet. Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano. Jungle Julia. Cool people who like to give me money for no reason and never ever ever ever expect anything in return, especially anything involving frozen otter pops in my butt. That's not cool. It's cold. People who send me fan signs. DO IT!
(An open mouthful of elbow macaroni isn't required, that's up to you..)

The too long Chris Porter clip (elbow macaroni disagrees)

Doug Stanhope - Dead Fetus Photo

Zach Galifianakis - Can't Tell Me Nothin' on FunnyOrDie.com

It's The Ass 'n Balls Show! on FunnyOrDie.com (Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, Nick Swardson, Will Arnett, Demetri Martin)

Tom Green Brings the Noise with Flava Flav!

Cash - Estabon

Tracy Morgan is a funny mofo!

Music:

Yeezy. Crash Test Dummies. Paris Hilton. The Norbit soundtrack.

Movies:

Primer. Brick. Fight Club. Big Lebowski. Leon. Grindhouse: Death Proof/Planet Terror. The Descent. The Corporation. The Neverending Story II. Inside The Actors Studio with Dave Chappelle. STAND UP- Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth. Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly. Zach Galifiankis: Live at the Purple Onion. Doug Stanhope: No Refunds. Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero. Doug Stanhope: Word of Mouth. Joe Rogan: Live. Joe Rogan: Live From the Belly of the Beast. The Comedians of Comedy.

Television:

The Wonder Years. Curb Your Enthusiasm. The Office, US & UK. Extras. Arrested Development. Entourage. The Wire. The King of Miami with Dave Hill. Scrubs. MXC. Dexter. Weeds.

Books:

Good books are scarce.
I read OB Sickboy

The Bad Place, Servants of Twilight, Strangers
I prefer Koontz to King, and vacations to bling.

Heroes:

Claire Bennet

My Blog

*NEW!* elbow macaroni 64: Captain Obvious


Posted by elbow macaroni on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:41:00 PST

*NEW!* elbow macaroni 63: Four Twenties and A Sweet Tooth

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Posted by elbow macaroni on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:20:00 PST

newER! elbow macaroni 62: Polident Pop Culture with Elderly elbow (where words go to die...)

When you hear old people say things like "Don't go there!," "Va-jay-jay," or "Don't go there, that's my va-jay-jay!," it's officially no longer part of your vocabulary. And there's a 33% chance y...
Posted by elbow macaroni on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:35:00 PST

For the holiday weekend: The LOST elbow macaroni comics!

Some people go on mini-vacations, or minications (I should totally get that trademarked before Carnival Cruiselines steals it), when there's a three day holiday weekend. You're so ahead of them for be...
Posted by elbow macaroni on Sun, 25 May 2008 12:16:00 PST

newISH? elbow macaroni 61: Wrong Team, Sport. Youve Got Tennis elbow!

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Posted by elbow macaroni on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:29:00 PST

elbow macaroni 60: E.M.I.N.E.M. 2: E.M. Harder

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Posted by elbow macaroni on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:14:00 PST

elbow macaroni 59: E.M.I.N.E.M.

Mom's spaghetti! 3-hole punch confetti! Richard Petty! The Boop's daughter's name is Betty! I was in the woods and totally saw a Yeti! Tom Green Got Fingered in that movie about Freddy! Why you still ...
Posted by elbow macaroni on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:39:00 PST

NEWish? elbow macaroni 58: Bros Before Hoes (and Ron Man)

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Posted by elbow macaroni on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:39:00 PST

elbow macaroni 57: Busted Rhymes: The E! True Macaroni Story

(E! = elbow, not the entertainment cable network with Joel "So Meaty!" McHale and Ryan "Chicks, Man!" Seacrest, so don't sue me.) Today, we peek into the elbow macaroni archive and present a stor...
Posted by elbow macaroni on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:20:00 PST

elbow macaroni 56: Tony the Macaroni

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Posted by elbow macaroni on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:46:00 PST