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1. Nerd Fighter
"A special kind of nerd, who, instead of having blood and organs and tissues inside, is made entirely of awesome. Nerd Fighters are best known for their efforts to decrease world suck." - Urban Dictionary

Some shallow MySpace-style info and introspection:
My name is Aileen, and I am a recovering idiot (fyi, by 'recovering', I don't mean to imply that I'm actually working on it).

Pick a country - I've probably lived in it, driven through it, or used one of its public loos (my favorite was in Turkey -- a ceramic-rimmed hole-in-the-ground with these nifty nooks for your feet, and a little old lady waiting to sell you two squares of toilet paper for a small fortune).

Unfortunately, most of my foreign travels were either work-related or occurred while I was an army brat. I would love to amass enough expendable income to continue my travels, but with a little arm-twisting, would let someone else pay my way. Namely Stephen Colbert. Oh, the countries he and I would ruin for all other tourists...

I've been a civil servant, flight attendant, optician, skin care consultant, and manager of a medspa. I was thinking about my next career and considered trying out for the Naked News Network, but I'm afraid they'd take one look at me and limit my reports to large-scale mudslides and natural disasters.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



[Seriously, who is this guy, and what are his coordinates??]

Mo Rocca Presents:

[Philip Seymour Hoffman, of course!
Let's throw Mo in while we're at it...]


My Blog

Organ Donation

I've [finally] registered to donate in Texas!There are many strong, personal, and valid opinions/religious views on organ donation out there. Having said that, I personally feel that, regardless of...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:24:00 GMT

Ode to a Singles Want Ad.

I can't imagine ever describing myself in a singles ad, or having the desire to do so. All that positive shit I'd have to come up with. I'd have to have a ghost writer do it for me. If I did write o...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:14:00 GMT

Random itches.

I adore this video:Her Morning Elegance / Oren Lavie I'm used to the onslaught of ads on the left- and right-hand columns of my screen while dicking around on myspace [wait... I'm trying ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 06:20:00 GMT

25 Random Things (the myspace-lite version)

Ok, so everybody pretty much knows that Facebook is like Myspace, but without all the purdy pictures or random sexual predators.  Facebook has my adult friends on it [by adults, I mean former collea...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:48:00 GMT

WalMart Bingo.

Yeah, so it's been ages since I've blogged.  Partly because I accidentally "locked" myself out of this account, partly because I couldn't imbed photos, and partly because I just didn't feel like it, g...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:18:00 GMT

Aileen does not handle allergy OTCs very well at all --OR-- Steve Byrne is in the closet.

I am still so-very-effing annoyed that everyone else seems to be able to insert pics and vids into their blog posts, while all I get to show up in mine is nothing but the linkage itself.  My...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:12:00 GMT

Celebrating Columbus Day... Dickipedia-style.

For those of you interested in truly understanding why you have the day off today, click on the link below.  Or, if you don't really give a shit (or didn't get the day off) but are up for a chuc...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:29:00 GMT

yay and damnit

Yay.   I heart Nick Thune.  Seriously.  He's a skinny little fucker, but more than makes up for it with girthy humor. Damnit.   I can't imbed video at the moment.&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:02:00 GMT

gay onions, dead trees, and silent nads

I saw WALL-E yesterday.  Go see it.  Seriously.  Go.  Now.  Get over your faggy fear of animation and go, already. *** Speaking of faggy, I keep forgetting that The Onion is m...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:29:00 GMT

sue me...

...for thinking this is funny.  Not sure who sang worse  -- Dave or Will (this in itself was part of the magic). ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:39:00 GMT