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StandUPcomic Dax Jordan

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My Blog

Portland's Bridgetown Comedy Festival is NIGH upon us.

130 great comedians will descend upon Portland, Oregon next weekend for the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, and you should be there.I will be a featured performer, a host, a stage manager, a chair hauler/...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:19:00 GMT

San Fran Commie Comp

The last 48 hours have been nothing short of long. Let me take a deep enough breath to get this out. Kyla and I made it down to The Purple Onion in time for the 6 o'clock meeting, after having abandon...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:53:00 GMT

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Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:14:00 GMT

I don’t care what you eat

I'm a vegetarian. My family is not. My girlfriend is not. My problem, it's not. After ten years of ruminating (hah!)(look it up...) about it, I read enough and experimented enough to declare it my thi...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:06:00 GMT

It’s no secret...

Lots of comics are embarrassed to say what they do in casual conversation. It often makes everyone uncomfortable because, let’s face it, everyone thinks they are funny. We all think in the back ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:07:00 GMT

Canadian Movie Review of "Superhero Movie"

Here’s why Canadian Movie Reviewers are better than ours:"Superhero Movie was made by Craig Mazin, who wrote Scary Movie 3 and 4, both of which were even worse than this, although the notion of ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:49:00 GMT

Best Movie Idea Ever (that isnt a CHiPs movie, of course)

So here’s what you do.  Make a normal, run-of-the-mill romantic drama.  I’m thinking with Hugh Grant and Reese Witherspoon, and a best friend played by Joan Cusack for some gentl...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:49:00 GMT

New Chip Seinfeld Episode, in your butt

Chip get in heap big trouble.You watchum.  and votum funny. ..>Who the fck is Chip Seinfeld? (episode 4.1) on FunnyOrDie.com..>
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:01:00 GMT

Q’s and A’s

Hey, Dax...What are we going to do about China?Nothing.What measures can we take to curb global warming this year?None.Will America regain it’s standing in the world?No.Will the media break free...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:46:00 GMT

Shit happens, to other people. Not really to me.

I read other comics’ blogs.  Besides misuse of apostrophes, they are generally funny. Now you are totally looking at the apostrophe I used in the first sentence to see if my application is ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:54:00 GMT