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Veronica Heath

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About Me

Hmmm.. My name is Veronica Heath... I like stuff...like..umm...food, alcohol, attention, solar eclipses, anything shiny or sparkly, my mom, silly putty, honey nut cheerios, driving golf carts while drinking said alcohol, funny people and the people who think they are so funny but it's actually so bad that it's funny, kareoke, peanut butter M & M's, Las Vegas, and my RonCo Fruit Drying out thing that I ordered from QVC...you can actually watch grapes turn into raisins..it's pretty amazing.You can also contact Veronica at [email protected] on Pirate Satellite Television....Objects look bigger than actually are (Like my chin, for instance).. Drunken Veronica Heath Interview for Pirate Satellite TV on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU... cause I've only seen you while you're sleeping and that's just getting old...Elbow Macaroni isn't cheesy....elbow macaroni is deliciously funny.

My Blog

My poprockcandymountain interview.

This bitchin online magazine did an interview / article about me. http://poprockcandymountain.com/?p=822 **I should mention that I've never done 8 shows in 3 days...I've done 8 shows in 5 days (like a...
Posted by Veronica Heath on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:08:00 PST

Daily Vanguard Article on Me, Bain, and Jesse

The article is pretty accurate...except we don't write 30-40 hours a week and a few other little things, but it's pretty dead on... http://media.www.dailyvanguard.com/media/storage/paper941/ne ws/2007...
Posted by Veronica Heath on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:34:00 PST

Fat and Mouthy survey...

1. How's your heart lately?Why?? You sick fuck....2. When was the last time you went out?I don't go out...I'm agoraphobic (afraid of birds).3. What was the last movie you saw?San Fernando Jones and th...
Posted by Veronica Heath on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST

It's 'Oops' moron.

Sometimes the stupidest things piss me off.   For instance...when people spell 'Oops' wrong. They spell it 'Ops'....stop it. It's oops...with 2 (or more if you're in high school) O's. Not 'Ops' a...
Posted by Veronica Heath on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

Rants and Raves on Veronica Heat

Here's what some people have said about me: "You dress slutty, you're fat, and 75% of the time, you're funny...you've got what it takes" ~ Dax Jordan, Comedian "The hottest girl I ever slept with" ~ B...
Posted by Veronica Heath on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:50:00 PST

Dragons

Random Thought of the day: Do you think dragons were ever real? I mean, I get it,  Dinosaurs were BEFORE dragons, so they def. would have found a dragon skeleton by now...but what if they actuall...
Posted by Veronica Heath on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:26:00 PST

Following an asshole....

So I was at Suki's on Tuesday night, there was a comedian rambling on the mic and some drunk ass rushed the "stage" and from the way his hands were placed on the comedians neck and head was attem...
Posted by Veronica Heath on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:15:00 PST