Well, let's see. Besides being disgustingly fabulous, I am also humourous, intelligent, honest, occasionally gassy, bald, beautiful, hairy, well-manicured, pretty, I mean handsome, smelly (the good kind of smelly), loving, adorable, an asshole, a gentleman, slovenly, neat, at times well-dressed, hung like a moose, not wearing pants, a firm believer in a helio-centric universe, pro-choice, anti-life, bipartisan, very rhythmic, a good speller, a bad chess-player, a dog lover, a cat hater, ostentatious, obstinate, obnoxious, noxious, a practicing heterosexual (getting better!), open to criticism, schizophrenic, centered, at peace with the universe, a piece of the universe, an old bastard in training, self-confident, a giver of unwanted advice, and incredibly humble despite my obvious greatness. (There may be more that I haven't thought of, I'll let you know...)