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Rendo

I've got street cred.

About Me

I like news anchor ladies. I don't like sportscasters. I like bread and butter. I don't like toast and jam. I like alcohol. I don't like crystal meth. My favorite food that grows in the ground is potatoes. My least favorite food that comes from the sky is birdshit.Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) would like to inform you that i used it.

My Interests

Video Games, Rock, Roll, n' Reading, T-Shirts, Crossword Puzzles, Oatmeal Toast, Sarcasm, Movies, Comic Books, Potatoes, Movie Soundtracks, Trivia, Sitting in a dark room with headphones on. I do Stand-up comedy, even though i hate stand-up comics.

I'd like to meet:

Ideally, i'd like to meet people who would enjoy inflating my ego. Sometimes i need things and/or money so it would help if you were rich.

Music:

Eels, Jon Brion, Pulp, Gorillaz, Regina Spektor, Beck, The Trucks, Danny Elfman, Garbage, Bjork, NIN, Air, Dean Martin, Lovage, Cake, Fiona Apple, Deltron 3030, Royksopp, Kinky, The Sounds, The Specials, Sade, Pale, MC Honky, MC Chris, The Clash, Hank Williams, N.E.R.D., Johnny Cash, Tchaikovsky, Polysics, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Mirwais, The Rotten Apples, Elastica, Space, Bowie, Beastie Boys, RJD2, Stevie Wonder, Slim Whitman, Henry Mancini, No Doubt, Roy Orbison, etc...

Movies:

Trainspotting, Eternal Sunshine, Star Wars, Grosse Pointe Blank, Moulin Rouge, The Big Lebowski, Iron Monkey, Brazil, Best in Show, The Jerk, Rushmore, Swingers, Fight Club, The Animatrix, Adaptation, Requiem for a Dream, X-Men 2, Lost in Translation, Edward Scissorhands, Dancer in the Dark, Pulp Fiction, Roger Dodger, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and damn near anything from Jackie Chan or Hayao Miyazaki.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office (both of em), Sifl & Olly, Freaks & Geeks, Firefly, Sealab 2021, Monk, Seinfeld, Jeopardy, Buffy, Reno 911!, 30 Rock, Shows where people do stupid stuff and get hurt. Cheaters!!!

Books:

Trainspotting, Runaways, Choke, About a Boy, Holidays on Ice, Squee!, Astonishing X-Men, Y: The Last Man, A Confederacy of Dunces, Scooter Girl, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Grrrl Scouts, Assasination Vacation, On the Road, On the Beach, Ultimate Spider-man, Deathnote

Heroes:

Larry David, Ricky Gervais, Joss Whedon, & Judd Apatow

My Blog

Happy St. Valentines Weak

For some sick reason I have a weird obsession with holidays. Don't know why, especially considering how horribly the majority of 'em work out for me, but you gotta try; it's your d...
Posted by Rendo on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:07:00 PST