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About Me

i am taller than three feet, and shorter than five. Sometimes i feel like Bon Jovi, wanted dead or alive.Yesterday i freed my pee in a diaper for adults. My honesty is often confussed with strategic insults.i live my life according to what record is playing backwards. The cool kids make me nervous, i am more a fan of nerds.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Renee Zellwiger. I would say" hello", and then stare at her with that wierd sucked a lemon dick look until she wanted to punch it off of my face. Then I would say to her, "see that's why you are not very well liked". One day I hope to also meet all the nice folks in heaven, the surviving members of TLC, Jo from "The facts of Life", Michael Jackson's original face, Lita Ford, my estranged half sister,the inventor of magic, and Aaron Neville.

My Blog

pubic zirconia

PONDER THE SUNSET THROUGH TWO VACANT EYESOPEN AND EMPTYAWAKE SINCE SUNRISESWALLOW SWORDS  AS EXAMPLE OF FREE WILLIGNITE ON FIREREMAIN CALMLY STILLMEMORIZE REACTIONS AS THEY'RE  NICELY PLACEDCOMMIT T...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:20:00 GMT

wheels o steel

SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU, AND WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS BALLS YES PRETEND TO BE RETARDED AT LEAST ONCE IN THIS LIFE. I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR DAYS ABOUT ANA AND MY JOURNEY INTO DISABLED TERRITORY, O...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:46:00 GMT

4-5-4-5-REPEAT

DUALITY?     YOU'VE ACCEPTED INSULTS POLITELY I'VE IGNORED ALL I WANTED     YOU'VE TRADED YOUR SIDE I'VE NOT ALLOWED MYSELF TAUNTED       YOU ENVY THE...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:29:00 GMT

HOLY MACKERAL!

YIKES, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'VE WANTED SOMETHING FOR NEARLY EIGHTEEN YEARS AND YOU RANDOMLY RECEIVE IT VIA MYSPACE? MYSPACE REALLY, WHAT THE CRAP DANG? I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF VIEWED THIS&n...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:43:00 GMT

MY BALLS ARE MADE OF LUXUARY

YOWZA, HOW MANY THINGS CAN ONE LIKE ABOUT ONESELF...MILLIONS?  WHAT I MEAN IS CRAP DANG I AM CHOCK FULL OF POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES AND GENUINE QUALITIES SIMILIAR TO THAT OF ASTRONAUTS OR ROYALTY...I...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:31:00 GMT

AMERICA, AMERICA... THIS IS YOU

"STORIES FROM YOUR FRIENDS NEXT DOOR THEY NEVER TOLD"... FRIEND NEXT DOOR MY ASS!   MORE LIKE EARLY BIRD TINKER-ER SLASH  SUNRISE MOWER OF THE WEEKEND LAWN SLASH OVE...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:32:00 GMT

the color of poop and pee

BECOME YOUR OWN BOSS AND PEE FREELY IN APARTMENT COMPLEX BUSHES...NEAR THE POOL IF YOU LIKE. I DID, JUST BECAUSE I COULD, AND I HAD TO. NOW THAT I AM AN IDEPENDANT CONTRACTOR I CAN POOP AND PEE ALMOST...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:31:00 GMT

fire power

When one finds ones self fired or "employment terminated", as some crap bag whores in the administration of THE VANCOUVER CLINIC might refer to it as, one should enjoy the break and just take a load o...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:19:00 GMT

FUTURE AWESOME

As of this very day I’m an official distance learning student at the University of Tennessee, for serious. Big plans for this tiny wonder...can you spell electrical engineer? Gonna be a somethin...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:49:00 GMT

GET UP ON THE GET DOWN SATURDAY

SO SATURDAY NIGHT GOES DOWN AS ONE OF THE GREATER NIGHTS OUT OF MY LAST FOUR GREAT NIGHTS, AS FOLLOWS THE 10 REASONS WHY.1- MC CHRIS IS PRETTY WICKED AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY TALENTED( THIS WE KNOW DO IN...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:55:00 GMT