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Richard Bain

It was a stone groove my man. Ya right, just get the fuck out.

About Me

Wow where do I start well funny story I used to live in my dads balls but it got kind of cramped so I shot out of there and moved into a nice studio appartment in my mothers vagina. Currently writing scripts and jokes to further my hobbie of wanting to be the worlds biggest number 1.. loser...Somthing in my gut says loser should have been cocksucker...Might be the 3 ounces of "protein drink" I had at the "bath house" so before you "judge me" do this """ its funny.

My Interests

Stand up comedy and fighting I mean fucking I mean fight fucking. I'm a John Holmes ninja.Oh ya and I like to watch Thats so raven.I like video games too, mainly half-life.

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet the creator of the Universe and ask why he, because you know hes a guy not some dumb bitch; would make a world with such ignorance.

Music:

I like music you havent even heard of mainly LOCAL scene stuff like U2 and Coldplay... But all that aint shit till you hear this new song out... HEY YALL by Andrie 3000 man I think its a hit fuck you and your crew pull out my rucas and blast ever last one of you rucas. In the end its all about LIL DOG CREW.

Movies:

STAND BY ME

Television:

Yes please, laughing out loud hey I just thought of somthing I could shorten laughing out loud to lol... neat. You reading this better not steal this from me or Ill be p.p.o.l pooping pants out loud :(

Books:

Fear and loathing, Jurasic Park,It, Fight club, all great movies that make me able to tell people I read a book.

Heroes:

police. sike

My Blog

My first drive across the country. FUCK MY GAUGE

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE ACCOUNT OF WHAT TOOK PLACE ON 8-2-04 BETWEEN THE STATES OF NORTH CAROLINA AND OREGON. TWO YOUNG MEN, A FOR...
Posted by Richard Bain on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:01:00 PST