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About Me

I'm in the arts. I'm a nice guy with a fancy, bejewled penis. Rubies, etc. I am honest, except in relationships. I'm the kind of guy who'll tell you I love you, just to make some cash. (It never works, but that is the kind of guy I am: deceitful and ineffective). To get to know me is to get to know yourself. So it's more up to you how much you want to know yourself. (These would be great lyrics to a crappy song. Get that shit up on myspace fast!)
The Absurd Nightclub Comedy of Eugene Mirman
This is my first album. It comes with a DVD. It was well recieved by the media, though some people dislike it. They are mostly jerks or mentals (I just made up a pretty good word that hints at retardation!)
Released by Suicide Squeeze Records
Buy It!
En Garde, Society!
This is my second album and first on Sub Pop Records. It comes with a DVD with commentary. You can have your mind blown (probably not) in the privacy of your own home with this CD/DVD set.
Released by Sub Pop Records
Buy It!

My Interests

Comedy, history, backgammon, soup, philosophy (not really), kissing.

I'd like to meet:

A princess. Or someone who respects themselves for who they are and also, who they are is a very attractive, successful lady.

Music:

Wilco, Morphine, Robyn Hitchcock, Jonathan Richman, Jethro Tull, Imperial Teen, Velvet Undergound, Modest Mouse, The Essex Green, Belle and Sebastian, Yo La Tengo, Aerosmith, Phil Ochs, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Shins, White Hassle.

Movies:

Better Off Dead, Annie Hall, Bowling For Columbine, Beverly Hills Cop. And one more that would let you know I was super cool. For instance, Rushmore. Or Gates Of Heaven. (What's that? You've never heard of it? Oh it's a great documentary by Erol Morris about two pet cemetaries. But do you really think that means I would make a good boyfriend? Yes. It does. You're right.)

Television:

Daily Show, Mr. Show, History Channel, Freaks and Geeks, Justice League, Heroes, Colbert Report, Law and Order, The Tony Danza Show.

My Blog

Boston Magazine interview and updated tour dates

Here's a new interview with me from Boston Magazine for the AltCom Festival in Boston in a couple of weeks:http://www.bostonmagazine.com/articles/the_gonz_show_e ugene_mirman/And here are my upcoming t...
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:00:00 PST

Eugene Mirman covers Philadelphia Democratic Debate

I was just in Philadelphia covering the Democratic debate for 236.com. Here is the video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWuIF2d8Ak&fmt=6Pass it on. -Eugene...
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:52:00 PST

Discount Code For AltCom shows at Somerville Theater

Hello everyone. Ticketmaster is offering a $7 discount on tickets to the AltCom shows at the Somerville Theater on May 9 and 10 for a limited time. http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/1192918/?search_...
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

Shows in Austin and a little more...

HELLO! I am going to be at SXSW this year, doing several shows. I'll be doing some day parties and official SXSW events. Also, I am doing a show at Emo's on Monday the 10th. Here are the details:EMO's...
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:30:00 PST

New Oscar Video

Here's a link to a new video I made for 236.com of me on the red carpet at the Oscars:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZLpdaDvCE&feature=us er...
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:48:00 PST

Animation of one of my jokes at Salon.com...

Animator Scott Bateman animated for Salon.com part of "Revolve: The Complete New Testament In The Form Of A Teen Magazine," a track off my latest album, En Garde, Society! Here is the animation: ...
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:17:00 PST

Eugene Mirman: Scientologist Video and Headlining Comix

I made a video for 236.com inspired by Tom Cruise's (not to be confused with the guy from Hoveround) recent video:(youtube)Eugene Mirman: Scientologistand(236.com)Eugene Mirman: ScientologistDon't for...
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:16:00 PST

Comedy Central Presents, my coverage of the NH Primary, and some tour dates...

COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS 2/1/08You can watch my Comedy Central Presents Friday night February 1st. Like a campaign rally, you can get together with your friends and watch my inspiring words. But unlike...
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

Video clip for Indecision2008

Here's a clip of me on Comedy Central Indecision2008 website:http://www.indecision2008.com/blog.jhtml?c=v&m=92593
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:53:00 PST

Comedians of Comedy tour starts this week!

COMEDIANS OF COMEDY TOUR DATES:Also performing on these dates are Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, and Maria Bamford. Check www.myspace.com/thecomediansofcomedy for details, special guests or changes. I k...
Posted by Eugene Mirman on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:22:00 PST