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A.D. Miles

I am NOT a dud.

About Me

The carpet matches the drapes. And I also wrote a soap opera called Horrible People. Here's the fourth episode you jerks!

My Interests

Lying to people. Denying those lies. Beige. Textured paper.

I'd like to meet:

Fewer honkies.

Music:

April March - Bueno Vista Social Club - KRS-1 - Sharon Jones - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Band of Horses - Avalanches - Detroit Cobras - CSS - DeVotchKa - Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Last movie I saw: The Perfect Marriage. A TV movie I saw on Lifetime Movie channel. I am obsessed with it. Murder, greed, infidelity. Things are not always what they seem!

Television:

Lifetime all the time.

Books:

Books are a pain, but they're good conversation starters when someone else is reading one. "Hey whatcha reading?" is a great ice breaker.

Heroes:

The first female black president.

My Blog

A Real Horrible Person and Some More Fake Ones

Hey Honeybun,I decided that merely posting a video isn't really a blog entry, so this week I have decided to tell you about a real horrible person I ran into and then show you the latest episode of my...
Posted by A.D. Miles on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:22:00 PST

Horrible People Episode 3

Dear Nancy,You're boob job is tragically lop-sided, your rhinoplasty is MJ excessive and you're brow lift has given you the permanent expression of a surprised iguana. Sorry, but you said "how do I l...
Posted by A.D. Miles on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:13:00 PST

Horrible People Episode 2

Hello lovelies,I want to apologize about my behavior last night. I said some things that I didn't mean. Well, I meant them, I just didn't mean to say them so harshly. Here's the second episode of Ho...
Posted by A.D. Miles on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:30:00 PST

Horrible People Episode 1

Dear Jerks and Assholes, Here is the first episode of my soap opera Horrible People.Watching it should be like looking into the mirror. Yours always,A.D. Miles...
Posted by A.D. Miles on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:47:00 PST

Horrible People

Hello Reprobates,I'd like you to take a look at a new soap opera I made with some friends. It's called Horrible People and it starts the morning of February 11 on mydamnchannel.comHere's a trailer......
Posted by A.D. Miles on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:52:00 PST

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Dear Mom,This is a clip from a recent appearance on my friends Tim and Eric's show on Adult Swim.Let me know if you like it and thanks for the sweater!Love,Tweedledivmain{overflow:visible;} ...
Posted by A.D. Miles on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:12:00 PST

An awkward list.

Entertainment Weekly's 17 Most Awkward Comedy Moments in TV History. I barely squeaked in at number 16, but who gives a shit? It's a list and I made it. Fuck all those other people who's lame attemp...
Posted by A.D. Miles on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:41:00 PST

New David Wain Short

Hello Sugar Cooch,Here's a short in the "Wainy Days" series that I wrote and directed that stars Waino and my friends Callie Thorne and Leo Allen. There's a tit grab, an ass smack, and a high five. ...
Posted by A.D. Miles on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:36:00 PST

Stockholm Syndrome

Today is my fourth and last day on the road as I make a final dash from Toledo, OH to the warm embrace of my beloved Brooklyn. And my relationship with the road is beginning to feel like Stockholm Sy...
Posted by A.D. Miles on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

I am losing my mind

Yesterday's leg kicked my ass. It started out nicely, carving my way through the Rockies afforded me such picturesque sights as a train rounding the base of a snow-capped mountain that looked so perf...
Posted by A.D. Miles on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:36:00 PST