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Ryan

Four touchdowns in a single game

About Me


THROW HER AROUND WITH YOUR MOUSE (Carolyn Rocks)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I love music lots. I say I like everything, but then when I am riding in your car I tell you how much your music sucks. I am old enough now to understand that I won't make someone like a band by making them listen to it in my car so I just turn on the radio when you are around. Truth is if I forget my MP3 player then I listen to Christian talk radio.
But I turn the volume all the way up and sing along to: Old School Raps. 90's pop punk and anything that still sounds like that. Cheesy metal. a few real metal bands. British Indie chart stuff. British top 40 stuff sometimes. Ironically the stuff I like is the stuff that doesn't make it across the ocean. A good song takes at least 3 listens to understand. You can't listen to "who let the dogs out?" over and over and uncover new meanings each time. Well, unless you are high and are thinking of back stories on the details of these dogs in question and their supposed escape.

Movies:

The Baxter, Anchorman, Orgazmo, Wet Hot American Summer, Top Secret, and pretty much all other great comedy.
I hate mass produced bullshit comedy like you me and dupree and stuck on you and bullshit of that nature

Television:

King of Queens reruns, Survivor, Family Guy, Love Connection.

Books:


How Good are you at Certain Things?
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Age
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Sex - 29%

Romance - 62%

Self - Control - 30%

Kissing - 88%

Cuddling - 3%

Kinkiness - 99%

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Heroes:

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My Blog

SNL, Bar, Keys

You know why Saturday Night Live isn't funny?  If it was funny the cast would laugh through the whole thing. If you are going to open a bar, make it an exact replica of the Mos Eisley Cantina a...
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:23:00 PST

Red Hot Manscaping

When I was like 12 my parents and I went to the Handy Dan to get a new lawn mower. I halfway joking said we should pick the yellow one because it's yellow. To my surprize they, with no resistance, sai...
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

My Shocking Organ

When I was growing up we had an electric organ in the front hallway of our house. I don't know if it was fucked up or if it was manufactured to be used in haunted houses, but it sounded really slow an...
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

She still dead?

It's so hard to be stuck at work and missing out on all the Anna Nicole updates.
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

This war is a bad kegger

Tony: Dude this was really a sweet party, but dude I HAVE to go home. I gotta work tomorrow and I am getting old, man. I can't party for no reason like I used to. George: Awww come on man! I just ca...
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:24:00 PST

Bravo! Bravo!

I have participated in probably about 20 to 25 standing ovations in my life. Banquets, sporting events, weddings and shit like that. But I would say that I have never actually felt like standing up to...
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:51:00 PST

Roll it on to the base

Am I the only person still paying for condoms? They were handing them out on the street in NY on Valentine's day. Would that be insulting? To be walking down the street and someone hands you some c...
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

Why Trailer Park Boys is genius part 1

Ray is in a wheel chair because he is faking an injury to get welfare checks. He is actually perfectly able to walk, but must stay in the chair in case they send a representative out to check on him....
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST

How do you like me now

Today I pulled up behind a car with a sticker the read "I would rather be at a Toby Keith concert" and it had another smaller line written underneath it. I assumed as I pulled up that this was a lib...
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:09:00 PST

Not me

I started a fake myspace profile based on the character Schneider from the television show One Day at a Time. I thought it would be funny and it was for about 10 seconds. Now it just sits there c...
Posted by Ryan & Oates on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST