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Corduroy Girl

I am here for Friends

About Me

Stop stalking me. You are not the only other person on the planet, and what I write is not about you unless otherwise specified. Don't try to tell me what I can and can't write. Don't tell me not to write about things I don't know about, when you clearly do that constantly. Mind your own business. You know nothing about me, and I'd rather keep it that way. Congratulations on your two jobs and bill paying. I didn't care the first time you told me, and I still don't care. Once again, mind your own business.
Hot Myspace Glitters - Dezrum.comI wasted a lot of time with something I thought could be worth it. I could not have been more wrong. I am not the kind of girl guys like to date. Sorry.I am not looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Please do not ask me out. Single does not mean available. Thanks.Please read my blogs if you care to find out why.Oh yeah. And, sorry if I wasn't that pretty. I thought you were pretty enough for the both of us. I will play you in Rock Band, on the drums, on expert. I will kick your behind. Really. I play the guitar lefty, so I'm not very good at that.One more thing from a great song by a surprisingly good band: "Before falling in love again, you'd [I'd] rather be dead". Way to go, champ! Ruined for life!

My Interests

If you add me, you must add my brothers' band, Snowball 37. www.myspace.com/snowball37. They are quite awesome.My aim sn is sb37liz. I'm never on it.

I'd like to meet:

I know too many people as it is. Try back later.This is the premiere of "Strangers with Candy". If you don't like it, I hate you. Enjoy! Colbert/Fagan '08

Music:

If you are not listed below, I probably don't like your music. Sending me a friend request will not change that. Coming soon: Extra Medium, 1, 2, 3, Cuddle!!, Strawberry Tuburculotion, and Medusa Oblongata!! 37

Weezer ("For I just threw out the love of my dreams" is my favorite song by them, it's a B-side), Foo Fighters, Green Day (my favorite Green Day album is "Kerplunk". If you've heard of it, you are either a big fan, or you heard "American Idiot" and decided to become a Green Day fan. Poser.), "Weird Al" Yankovic (just try and stump me on some "Weird Al' trivia. I dare you), Nirvana, Pixies, Queen, Monkees, The Dan Band, Flat-Top-Tony and the Purple Canoes, Offspring, Plumule, Dr. Demento CDs, Sublime, The Beatles, Elvis, Indomitable Spirit, Team America Soundtrack, Loclas, MC Chris, The Rentals, Cranberries, DVDA (if you know who this is, I want to be your friend), Buddha Stalin, Queens of the Stone Age, Wycked Sceptre, Free Rich, some Meatloaf, Titannica, Little Shop of Horrors Soundtrack, The Beeltetown Players, Norma Jean Monster, That Thing You Do Soundtrack, Smoosh, Philouza, I love oldies and eighties music, Three Times One Minus One, there's more, but I'm a little burnt out from working in a music store all day. I really hate Dream Theater.

Movies:

Empire Records, That Thing You Do!, Strangers with Candy, Anchorman, The Ten, Team America (heck yes), Vegas Vacation, Reno 911!: Miami, literally anything with Edward Norton (Primal Fear, American History X, The Score, Death to Smoochy, Fight Club, People Vs. Larry Flynt, 25th Hour, etc), The Bob Lamonta Story, Old School, anything with or by Kevin Smith (Clerks, Clerks 2, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl), almost anything with Paul Rudd (Clueless, Wet Hot American Summer, Object of My Affection, etc), Threat Level: Midnight, Closing Escrow, Thumb movies (they're really funny), Annie Hall, South Park-Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Knocked Up, Brothers Solomon, The Godfather 1 and 2, UHF, Snatch, Swingers, Made, Half Baked, Sin City, Run Ronnie Run, Baseketball, Napoleon Dynamite, Wedding Crashers, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Elf, Walk the Line, I will continue to add to this list."Nice Sweater"

Television:

------CARLOS MENCIA IS NOT FUNNY------Strangers with Candy (of course), The Colbert Report, South Park, Reno 911!, Friends, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, Futurama, Soap, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, older SNL, Arrested Development (one of the greatest shows ever), The Office (American version), Conan's pretty funny, The Tick (the animated one), Seinfeld, Mr. Bean, House, M.D. (best show EVER!!), Clerks, the animated series (all 6 episodes), Wallace & Gromit, Dr. Katz, Crank Yankers, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Sports Night, Home Movies, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Quantum Leap, Single Female Lawyer, Black Adder, That 70's Show, Ren & Stimpy, MST3K, Curb your Enthusiasm, Malcolm in the Middle, that's all I can think of at the moment. I have officially removed Family Guy from my list. Screw Seth Macfarlane, I hate that show.

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, "I Like you" by his sister Amy, America the Book, I am America (And so can you!) by Stephen Colbert, Wigfield, R.L. Stine, Bathroom Readers, mostly funny stuff, some biographical. Keep an eye on bookshelves for one written by myself and Conni. It's going to be a hoot!

Heroes:

My family-My parents: for being the kindest people in the world and believing in us without forcing anything on us. You never hesitate to help out people, regardless if they are related. You are amazing role models, and have the greatest senses of humor and together form some great musical talents. My brothers-Dave: for being so strong and holding out for what he loves to do. I wish I was able to write songs like you do. Don't ever give up, your music will change the world. Chris: you found someone that makes you so happy. You have not lost your sense of humor or spirit, and you are a blast to be around. Can't wait to meet your daughter. Matt: You are one of the most positive people I have ever met. Nothing seems to get you down enough to effect your behavior or ability to make a joke. Tim: You are the smartest, most talented person I know. I don't know how anyone could ever think that they could live without you after having you in their lives. You are always willing to hear people out and forgive, if it is warranted. You are so strong, not to mention generous and a great host. Tom: You went all the way across the country for the person you love, it didn't matter what anyone else thought or said. That is love, and I admire the fact that you are not afraid to show the world how much you care. Also, come home one day. Honorable Fagans-Conni: You have always been such a great, understanding friend with an uncanny sense of humor and spirit. If there is a person on this planet that has a problem with you, I will fight him/her to the death. RICHIE: YOU HAVE BEEN THERE THROUGH AN AWFUL LOT. EVEN THOUGH YOU AND I USED TO PRACTICALLY HATE EACH OTHER, OUR FRIENDSHIP STOOD THE TEST OF TIME. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LOYAL TO EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY, AND YOU MAKE TIM FEEL LIKE HE REALLY DOES HAVE AT LEAST ONE GOOD FRIEND. THANKS, BRO. Lauren, Jessie, and Dee: You all help by making my brothers happy. You are all so different, but are very similar in that you met a Fagan boy, fell in love, and that was that. You have all been so helpful to me as well, and I can't thank you enough. I will never have a biological sister, and I am grateful for that, because I couldn't ask for a better groups of girls.People who can admit they are wrong sometimes, people who do not defend Hitler, people who do not lie, go behind others' backs, or hide behind a wall of shame. People who think things through before acting, people who take good advice, people who do not ignore the people who support(ed) them, people who follow through. People who know what it means to be a friend. People who don't contradict themselves, and are not hypocritical. People who actually understand me, and don't pretend to out of pity. People who don't think they are better than others because of addictions or weaknesses. People who aren't vain and full of themselves. People who don't judge others for the same faults they have. People who don't pretend they are something they have never been just to get others to like them. People who don't abandon everything for someone they've only known for a short time, just because she's easy. People who know what really is important. People who feel bad when they do something wrong. People who really do the right thing, and don't run away from all confrontations. People who fight for what they really love. People who aren't ashamed of who or what they love. People who don't use other people. People who will hear someone out. People who say they don't play games, and really don't (most of them say it, and play games for as long as they can). People who feel guilty when they do something wrong. People who don't purposely hurt others. People who aren't afraid to deal with what they need to. People who are concerned with more than just money and looks. People who understand that having money isn't the only sign of success. People who don't drink ten-day-old-milk and then wonder why there is blood in their stool. People who really know the meaning of the word "love", and aren't cold-hearted. People who don't lie and say there is nothing wrong, when that's not even close to true. People who don't run away because they are stressed. People who get what they deserve (I hope to be one someday).Grampa-6/29/28-9/29/07The letter "Z", not "A". Conni and I are a dangerous duo.

My Blog

Seriously?

You really have nothing better to do?  Talk about pathetic.  Spend the free time you have catching up on the sleep you don't get, don't worry about me.  You have a problem, get my phone...
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:15:00 PST

I’m sorry, I’m confused

I'm sorry I just can't let everything go.  I can't just leave it behind me.  It lasted ten years.  Why am I the one who is sad?  I'm the one who was nice, loving, caring, affe...
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:00:00 PST

This is really important to me, please help!!!

Don't you want to say you know one of the bands that is playing Lollopalooza??  All you have to do is vote, with every email address you have, once every 24 hours.  Then confirm by opening t...
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:50:00 PST

Tell me what you think

This is my first attempt at a serious song.  Be gentle... Pardon MeI wasn't what you wantedYou weren't ever thereYou just let me keep on hopingOne day we'd be somewhereI waited so long for you to...
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:43:00 PST

Pathetic? You tell me.

I just want to say that I think it's pathetic for someone in their LATE 20s to pretend to be something he/she isn't just to be liked (and to go through a mid-life crisis at that age??).  We've al...
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:04:00 PST

For those special guys...

This is one of two songs for which I have written lyrics.  You're going to have to wait for the lyrics to "Girls' Night Out".  I don't want to offend anyone...oh wait, yes I do.  Bros'...
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Sun, 11 May 2008 04:03:00 PST

Wow

That's about all I have to say.  Take it for whatever you want it to mean.  That's just fine with me.  I need a vacation.
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST

Sorry. Turns out, Im still mad!!

I still feel like I have a lot to say to one particular person, but I'm sure I won't be seeing or talking to him.  I also know that he won't be reading this.  Here goes anyway.  I spent...
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:20:00 PST

Guess what?

My brother and his wife now have a beautiful child.  Congratulations! ...
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:17:00 PST

Little kids

Nothing but a bunch of little kids on myspace, wow.  Do yourself a favor, don't waste the time you claim not to have mocking other people.  It says way too much about the person you really a...
Posted by Corduroy Girl on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:55:00 PST