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Matt

NNNNOT A FINGA!!!

About Me

I love music. I love humor. I love reading. I LOVE my cats! I love my band, Lowclas. And most of all, I love Jessie!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt
Birthday: August 17, 1979
Birthplace: Secaucus, NJ
Current Location: Jersey City
Eye Color: Bluish-green, with some brownish-yellow.
Hair Color: Dirty blonde, supposedly.
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Mostly right, although I like to change it up.
Your Heritage: East-American
The Shoes You Wore Today: My work shoes during work, grey Vans the rest of the day.
Your Weakness: My amazing wife Jessie, although she's even more of a strength, and our beautiful kitties.
Your Fears: Losing loved ones.
Your Perfect Pizza: The healthy and delicious pizza Jessie makes.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my girlish figure back before the prom.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I've never done this before with a guy."
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Hmm, maybe just a few more minutes..."
Your Best Physical Feature: My wife.
Your Bedtime: Supposedly 9:30 or so, but more often it's 11 or 12...or 2.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being in Europe, I suppose. Or California. Or New Orleans. Or Vermont...
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Dr. Pepper is the shiznite!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Watch "Supersize Me" and you'll know.
Single or Group Dates: I don't eat dates, I prefer pears.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whatever.
Chocolate or Vanilla: "Put your hands together!"
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino
Do you Smoke: Sometimes.
Do you Swear: F*ck no, you c*nting f*ckscab!!!
Do you Sing: Yes. Yes I do.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. Yes I do.
Have you Been in Love: Yes. Yes I am, and I LOOOOVE it!!!
Do you want to go to College: Maybe, but probably not "go to". It should come to me.
Do you want to get Married: Not again, once is enough for me forever.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. Seeing is believing, and I'm usually within sight of myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I love moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm ok, but you should see my twin brother!!!
Are you a Health Freak: No, they call me a health normie.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, but I don't have a cute or witty answer for that one, so let's just move it right along.
Do you play an Instrument: I play several, including the butt trumpet.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Some.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I sat on a crackpipe, does that count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does it count when I go out with my wife?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Once, I think.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yeah, I've eaten a "box" in the past month...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Probably not, I should go get some.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, and it was awesome.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in bed.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't need to steal, I stack mad bundles.
Ever been Drunk: Never, just tipsy.
Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so, but my uncle Roger and I don't talk anymore...
Ever been Beaten up: Sort of.
Ever Shoplifted: Sort of.
How do you want to Die: Knowing that I've lived a great life with Jessie and had lots of kids and grandkids.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Some sort of professional musician would be nice.
What country would you most like to Visit: Switzerland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel(brown with green)
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long, unless there's a haircut in the offing...
Height: 5'5"
Weight: Yeah, she definitely has to weigh something.
Best Clothing Style: Birthday suit chic.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Do insulin and Advil count?
Number of CDs I own: 250-300.
Number of Piercings: Zero.
Number of Tattoos: Zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing I seriously regret, because I love where I am now.
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My Interests

My awesome wife! Our sweet, beautiful kitties! Music: drumming, bassing, guitaring, singing, listening...reading, Pixies, travelling, my friends...Don't tease me about my hobbies, I don't tease you about being an asshole.

I'd like to meet:

The Pixies(although I HAVE met Frank Black!!!), Dave Grohl, Douglas Adams(*sniff*), Norah Jones, Flea, Dane Cook......poop.

Music:

Pixies, Foo Fighters, Meganoidi, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, System of a Down, more Pixies, Lowclas, One Missing, The Shameless Plugs ;), Evil Adam, Sour, Table 57, No Doubt(older stuff, for sure...), McLusky, Wilco, Luna, The Amps, The Breeders, Frank Black, The Catholics, Norah Jones, A.C. Newman/The New Pornographers, Otep, Stellastar*, Tenacious D!!! Weezer, Wilco...about a thousand others...to be continued.And ESPECIALLY this guy... stop motion piano and drums

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Movies:

Anything by Kevin Smith, Fight Club, loudQUIETloud, Desperado, Strangers With Candy the Movie(featuring yours truly!), Kung Pow!...

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy and much more of Adult Swim, Futurama, Chappelle's Show, Viva La Bam, The Office(although the British version is much better), My Name Is Earl, Scrubs, Little Britain...

Books:

ANYTHING and EVERYTHING by Douglas Adams, Dave Barry, Chuck Palahniuk, Dan Brown...Perfume-Patrick Süskind, The Boys From Brazil, Fool The World, more to come...

Heroes:

Dave Grohl, Douglas Adams, Ichiban, Yoshimi, Buzz, all of the Pixies, Jessie.

My Blog

Puzzles

Puzzles are great.  Everyone should do at least one kind of puzzle.  They open your mind and make you think in all sorts of ways.  And they keep your brain fresh. I finished a Sudoku pu...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:55:00 PST

Birthdays...

I've now had twenty-six of them, and I have to say that this one was definitely the best one of all.  I have more than most people ever will, as well as the very important realization of jus...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 01:25:00 PST

Useless crap

It really does amaze me when I think about just the sheer volume of useless crap in this world, especially in this country.  It's everywhere.  Millions of people not only base their lives on...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love

Love is the best. There's never been anything like it, and there never will be.
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Adult Swim

Adult Swim is awesome.  If you haven't watched it yet, you really should.  I'm not a fan of anime, so I don't watch those shows, but everything else on AS is awesome, and if you're reading t...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Here we go...

Ok, I've been on Myspace for like eight years and have never posted a blog yet, so I'm getting it over with right now.       Aqua Teen Hunger Force is awesome.     Poop's a fu...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST