WORDS FROM CALVIN:
NotPorn is my video company.
I call it NotPorn, because I do everything besides porn. Animation, photography, film making, music, dancing, drawing, graff, acting, writing, etc.
I don't put all my eggs in one basket. Nor do I place eggs in baskets. I usually keep them in the carton they come in, if I even buy eggs in the first place.
If you're confused, you don't have to worry. I'm sure any one else reading this is as well.
BIOGRAPHY:
Calvin is a young man who can snugly fit a Trojan Magnum, talks shit all the time, drives a Lexus and makes movies. When Calvin isn't lifting weights and disrespecting the government, he's usually petting kittens and smelling his favorite flower. Marijuana. Calvin loves animals, and is looking to purchase or rescue a pitbull when the time is right.
Calvin has very little ambition if the reward for his tasks aren't money. Or stuff he can sell for money.
Calvin is also a white boy that hates white boys.
This shit talking, 20 year old community college kid definitely has a lot of time to improve, and will take his fucking time how he sees fit.
Sick of cops. PERIOD. Give Calvin a gun and he'll defend his fucking self.
Likes to act like an asshole, or a stalker, or a pervert. Notice that Calvin has not the energy, commitment, or attention span to really stalk, murder or rape. It is simply the irony that he cannot live without. He likes to mock bigotry by ironically embracing it. It is his favorite form of comedy, because people think the joke is on Calvin, but the joke is really on the morons who don't understand irony, or they are bigots themselves and end up agreeing with Calvin, ultimately resulting in a joke about them, that they are no where near grasping mentally.
Currently located in and around Minneapolis, mowing lawns and selling the grass clippings to your children.
Calvin is a threat to you and your girlfriend's relationship. Calvin can't help myself, but Calvin will help himself to your cute girlfriend. Not because Calvin is so beautiful, intelligent and sexually satisfying, but because your girlfriend is a whore. Do better for yourself next time.
Calvin doesn't put a lot of thought into myspace anymore. Calvin is currently working on an education in film making. Calvin knows enough to make a movie right now, but Calvin wants to come out with some quality work. Myspace seems like a good place to network, promote videos, and meet new minds to manipulate for the well being of terrorist organizations.
Calvin makes films, photographs things, draws his own comic books or graphic novels if you're a snob. Calvin also creates psychedelic artwork THAT JUST MIGHT BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND.
Besides that, Calvin wants to move back to Brazil after Calvin makes enough cash to live comfortably off of his first couple movies.
Hopefully one day, marijuana will be decriminalized and legalized so we give cops something else to worry about besides arresting non-violent offenders.
Calvin works on videos and sketch comedy such as "SPARKLE PICNIC."
Sparkle Picnic posted their 11'th episode on youtube and it's received at least 92,000 views on youtube.
Besides that, Calvin is still in college. He hates most of the students at his college, but He's putting up with it for now for the technical and legal information. He doesn't take many teachers too seriously on the creative front, since they're working at a community college, so he tries to do his own thing and see where it takes him.
Calvin is also available for hire as a freelance photographer, videographer, graphic artist, MC, male prostitute, etc.
Send a message for his contact information and one of his assistants can give it to you.
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