sooo i'm 25 |
who gives a shit?surly not me....i'm not that vaini've never assumed a song was about me....blahi downloaded the new dovesandits just as good (well i've only heard one song) as the old doveswhich is g...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:41:00 GMT |
stupid is....as YO momma does.... |
seriouslyfyimy itunes has NOT been cooperative tonightso i've had to take overno more of this "shuffle" shitbitch cant even shuffle a deck of cards right with an automatic shufflerYOU HAVE TO PRESS TH...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:12:00 GMT |
so the nhl playoffs started...eh |
which makes this semi-canadian-by-association EXTREMELY happyseriouslyGO WINGSanywaysi/my dear friend/filmaker/directerofsharkoon made what some might call "a shitty u-tube-video"you can see the resul...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:36:00 GMT |
scientists JUST found out why scratching something when it itches makes it feel better..... |
after all these years....we have an answer....my life just got a whole lot betteractually i'm just confused as to why it took them this long to figure it outalso if it took them that long, why didnt t...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 08:51:00 GMT |
comedic puberty |
its just as awkward as any OTHER pubertyyour voice cracks (except its amplified (usually) by a microphone)hair still pops up in surprising placesyou're still searching for acceptanceand...i'm surprise...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:17:00 GMT |
i want to be intervened... |
on that show interventionseriouslyi think a total sacrifice of one's liver is well worth the 90 day paid vacation they give you NINTY DAYS!!!!in malibuor somewhere else in floridano doubt exotici've b...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:17:00 GMT |
ramen noodles eh |
so very nutritiousenough sodium to fill a dozen salt shakersi'm sure it balances out with all the sugar i ingested earlier today to find a happy mediuma very BLAND mediumwhat medium isnt bland?i pose ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:01:00 GMT |
a post super BowLOG |
i find it hard to find the will to blog anymorefuck iti'll wing it anywaysso the super bowl in tampa (where i live) has come and goneand i find myselfno more super than i did beforeipso factosuper-nes...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:24:00 GMT |
i HATE that is says, "manage blog" |
my blog manages me mmmk?well...kindaso only a SEMI-mmmk?moving on
..^the above is my LOSING set from the finals of the florida's funniest person contestfyi it was the FIRST time i d...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:33:00 GMT |
theres so much irony in this world |
its hard to believe theres not "someone" planning abovebut theres also so much SHIT in this worldyou HOPE there's "no one" planning abovebut it doesn't matter in the endbecause you keep "keepin on" be...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:45:00 GMT |
