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Brian Posehn

Hey, that guy is that one guy

About Me

About me: I'm that one guy from TV. I've also been in movies, mostly bad ones. I'm not counting COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, Sarah Silverman's JESUS IS MAGIC or The Devil's Rejects (being involved with that was a horror nerd's dream). Cool people say I'm funny. Just look at my comments. What else?? I like sleeping. Pot makes me high. I've seen more car crashes than most people. I love Skid Row, the band - not the old timey place. I laugh when strangers fall or trip. Too hard. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. My dog Ernie is funny. I love sandwiches, I think they're good. If I were a stuntman I'd bash fake bottles against my head all the time, even when I wasn't working. I saw a monkey break the tire swing in his cage and he picked up a giant bolt and winged it out of his cage. It could've fucking killed somebody. I hate skiing, it's hard and anybody who says it's fun is a lying asshole. You can send me a note, but please don't be offended if you don't get a reply. I tried keeping up with it for a while. Fucking impossible, sorry. What else???? Oh yeah, I remember:

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My Interests

METAL, sleeping, laughing, eating food, my dogs, the sweet leaf, HORROR, comic books, video games, I am still fifteen

I'd like to meet:

vampire, wolfman, bigfoot, ninja, dinosaur, frankenstein, a funny drunk, a super smart monkey, the president. no trannies. AND NO MORE FUCKING GROUPS. UNLESS YOUR GROUP IS FOR PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER JOIN A FUCKING GROUP, COUNT ME THE FUCK OUT.

Music:

3 inches of blood, 3rd bass, accept, AC/DC, alabama thunderpussy, alice in chains, amon amarth, ANTHRAX, apocalyptica, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, bad brains, Beastie boys, beatles, biggie smalls, black label society, BLACK SABBATH, black sheep, bowie, buckethead, busta rhymes, Cannibal corpse, chimaira, coup, corrosion of conformity, cure, D.R.I, dag nasty, danzig, de la soul, Death, Death Angel, deftones, del, descendents, Dimmu, Dio, DOWN, Dream Theater, early man, epmd, eric b. and rakim, every time I die, evile, Exodus, faith no more, fantomas, far, Fastway, fear factory, flotsam and jetsam, forbidden, fu manchu, god forbid, Hank 1-3, hatebreed, haunted, heiroglyphics, helmet, Iced Earth, In Flames, IRON MAIDEN, JUDAS PRIEST, killswitch, King Diamond, KISS, kreator, krs-one, Kyuss, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, leeway, machine head, Malevolent Creation, manson, Mastodon, MEGADETH, mercyful fate, metal church, METALLICA, methodman, minor threat, mr. bungle, municipal waste, muse, nebula, nirvana, nugent, nwa, obituary, opeth, Overkill, PANTERA(RIP DIME), pearl jam, peeping tom, perfect circle, pharcyde, PIXIES, posessed, PRIMUS, prince paul, public enemy, queens of the stone age, queensryche, radiohead, Raven, redman, Roots, RUSH, Rwake, Sacred Reich, saxon, scatterbrain, scorpions, Schenker, screaming trees, sepultura, shadows fall, sick of it all, Skid Row, Skynyrd, SLAYER, Slipknot, souls of mischief, soundgarden, stevie ray vaughan, Stormtroopers of Death, Suicidal, system of a down, talib kweli, Tesla(fellow Sac-Towners), Testament, Thin Lizzy, TITANNICA, tomahawk, TOOL, tribe called quest, UFO, unearth, vandals, van halen (first four albums and half of 1984), Vio-lence, Waylon, Willie, Wu Tang, Yngwie, Y&T, Zombie(white/rob)

Movies:

A New Hope, Akira, Aliens, American Werewolf in London, Assault on Precinct Thirteen(original), Big Trouble In Little China, BLADERUNNER, Blade 2, Borat, Caddyshack, Children Of Men, Chinese Connection, Conversation, Dawn of the Dead (both), Desperado, DEVIL'S REJECTS, Die Hard, Drunken Master 2, Election, Empire Strikes Back, Enter The Dragon, Escape from New York, Evil Dead 2, Fast Times, Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, Friday the Thirteenth, From Dusk till Dawn, Ghost World, The Good, the Bad, The Ugly, Goodfellas, Groundhog Day, Halloween, Hard Boiled, JAWS, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Killer, The Killing, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Last Boyscout, Long Kiss Goodnight, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Marathon Man, Omen, Office Space, Near Dark, Night Of the Living Dead, Outlaw Josie Wales, Phantasm, Poltergeist, Professional, Pulp Fiction, Raiders, Resevoir Dogs, Return of The Living Dead, Rivers Edge, Road Warrior, Rashomon, The Rundown, Rushmore, Say Anything, Shaun of the Dead, South Park movie, Superman 2, Temple of Doom, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(original), Tai Chi Master, The Thing (Carpenter's), Transporter, True Romance, Versus, Warriors, Wrath of Khan, Yojimbo, X2

Television:

SOUTH PARK, COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, 24, BUFFY, FIREFLY, Battlestar GALACTICA(NEW), SCTV, SPACED, YOUNG ONES

Books:

Bradbury, Bukowski, Dahl, Fante, King, Klosterman, Vonnegut....Confederates In The Attic,Dark Knight Returns, The Dirt, I Am Legend, Mr Show: What Happened? What Makes Sammy Run?,COMIC BOOKS: Identity Crisis, Invincible, Powers, Walking Dead, Y The Last ManAll BENDIS and BRUBAKER!!

Heroes:

Don Rickles, Chris Rock, Bob Newhart, Steve Martin(the stand-up, not the actor), Harold Ramis, Tony Stark (for his battle with alcoholism), Dave Lombardo, Dave Mustaine, Neil Adams, Alan Moore, Ruth Gordon

My Blog

To anybody that came to my West Palm Beach Improv shows...

this weekend. I hope you had a good time, I didn't. I have never been this sick in my life. I said it on stage, but I actually have a parasite in me. I have been puking out of my ass and face for ...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:36:00 PST

What year is it?

My favorite new albums are by Death Angel and Testament. The best concerts I saw this year were Rush, Iron Maiden and Van Halen. My favorite movie this year featured a character named John Rambo. S...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:20:00 PST

I wish...

I wish it was Friday already or as I've been calling it Rambo Day. I've totally bought into the hype. I have not been this excited for a movie in a while. I don't get excited. But, about six month...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST

What I’m up to: Walking the Line (Winter 07/08)

October and November 07: Finished one of the best COMEDIANS OF COMEDY tours we've done. Boston, Chicago, Ann Arbor, New York and Philly were amazing as usual. The crowds are just getting bigger and ...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:21:00 PST

My Favorite Music of 2007

It might be a week or two late, but here are my ten favorite discs of the last year. They are in no real order, that would take me this whole year to put them in order.1) Down: III - Over The Under...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:20:00 PST

What I’m listening to

I'm working on a list of my ten favorite albums this year, it's tough but I'll force myself to narrow it down soon. I know there will be EXODUS, The Atrocity Exhibition fucking crushes from end to en...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:46:00 PST

Comedians Of Comedy DVD and Fall Tour! And Sarah Silverman Program is back!

Hey, thought I'd cram a bunch of info about what I'm up to the next couple months into one bulletin instead of bugging you multiple times. A Comedians Of Comedy Special and DVD we shot in December of...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST

My week(Comic Con, Sacred Reich, Municipal Waste and RUSH)

It's that time again. Every year, when the end of July rolls around, I jump in my truck and head down to San Diego for the coolest/nerdiest weekend of the year - Comic Con. It will be four days an...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST

Shitting your pants is funny, right?

I post at this comedy nerd site sometimes and one of the regulars had a pants shitting story thread. For some reason stories that involve pants/shorts/dresses and shitting make me giggle like an as...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST

I may be an idiot...(SPOILER)

but I enjoyed the shit out of the CONDEMNED, the Stone Cold Steve Austin Vehicle. A hard R action movie with the WWE stamp on it guarantees I'll be heading to the movie theatre, high as hell in the m...
Posted by Brian Posehn on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:31:00 PST