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Mr. Johnson

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

About Me

I started listening to The Doors in 1978, and it changed my life forever. I love music, I consider it my life's one true obsession. I also love movies, poetry, and art. I play guitar, I guess you could really call it making noise. I love 80s dance music, but I don't like to dance. Sometimes I play The Sims, its fun to kill them. I've spent some time in upstate New York building a log cabin. It was fun, but I had to pee pee outside. I spent some time in the Navy, its kind of like, I spent some time in prison. Same thing. I like going on a road trip and stopping at truck stops. They have cool tapes for sale at the counter, like George Jones, greatest hits. I was born on Long Island, I moved to Pennsylvania at 13, and moved back to Long Island at 24, now somehow I live in New Jersey. When I was 3 I met the guy who founded Rocky Point, he had a lot of cats, that's all I remember.

My Interests

Screaming Orgasms, not the drink, My Blood and Skulls Lava Lamp, Listening to heavy duty heavy metal, DP, I love 80s dance music but I don't like to dance, Drinking some brewskies, Pop Tarts, Telling really bad jokes, Lots and lots of Coffee, Going for walks and seeing the beauty in the world, Writing and reading poetry, Red Baron Pizzas, Pizza for breakfast, The Paranormal, miniature golf, UNO, Taking pictures of anything interesting, Yoo Hoo, Magic 8 Balls, crazy kittens, insane dogs, getting tatted up, going to metal shows so loud, my ears bleed, hours and hours of Oblivion

I'd like to meet:

people with fwfcis (feet who feel claustrophobic in shoes), people who think people who give the finger look pretty silly, anyone who will laugh at all my jokes even the bad ones, That guy who dressed like a chick on MASH I admire you for your persistence, Chinese takeout addicts, 50s music fans, penny collectors, the inventor of "just one sock", for those who only need just one sock, ms pac man fanatics,

Music:

Bands: Slayer, Motley Crue, The Doors, Faith No More, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Death, Guns N' Roses, Pessimist, Poison, Anthrax, Slipknot, Type O Negative, The Misfits, Gwar, NIN, AC/DC, W.A.S.P., Sex Pistols, Nirvana, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Marilyn Manson & the Spooky Kids, Lacuna Coil, Billy Joel, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Danzig, Skid Row, Exodus, Megadeth, Metallica, Dimmu Borgir, Sinister, Misfits, Black Flag, Motorhead, The Darkness, The Quintessentials, Depeche Mode, Queen, Bad Religion, The Smiths/Morrissey, Stone Temple Pilots, Ramones, Dio, The Clash, Rancid, Pearl Jam, L.A. Guns, Monster Magnet, Body Count, Black Flag...and all the '80s pop stuff one hit wonderer'sAlbums: Appetite For Destruction - Guns N' Roses, Theater Of Pain - Motley Crue, Unleashed Memories - Lacuna Coil, Rancid - Rancid, Rock and Roll Over - KISS, Core - Stone Temple Pilots, Bleach - Nirvana, Suffer - Bad Religion, Skid Row - Skid Row, Portrait of an American Family - Marilyn Manson, Vol.3 by Slipknot, Bloody Kisses - Type O Negative, Conspiracy - King Diamond, Far Beyond Driven - Pantera, Pretty Hate Machine - NIN, Back In Black - AC/DC, Dookie - Green Day, Legion - Deicide, Rust in Peace - Megadeth, Seasons In The Abyss - Slayer, Powertrip - Monster Magnet, Hate - Sinister, Blessed Are The Sick - Morbid Angel, Blue Album - Weezer, Bonded by Blood - Exodus

Movies:

American Beauty, American Graffiti, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, This is Spinal Tap, T2, Spaceballs, Austin Powers, Dumb and Dumber, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Butterfly Effect, Blair Witch Project, The Shining, SAW, Halloween, Wedding Singer, American History X, Psycho, The Exorcist, House Of 1000 Corpses, The Basketball Diaries, Gladiator, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, Zoolander, 8mm, Joe Dirt, Trading Places, All those Star Wars Movies, Mask, Natural Born Killers, The Big Lebowski, Escape From New York, Cheech and Chong, Beetle Juice, Hellraiser I and II, Devils Advocate

Television:

MASH, Spongebob SquarePants, Seinfeld, Behind The Music, South Park, The Family Guy, All those Charlie Brown specials, Scooby Doo Where Are You, VH1 Classic, Beavis and Butthead, Twilight Zone, The Sopranos, Metal Mania, Penn & Teller Bullshit, All in the Family, Married With Children, Band of Brothers, Metal Mania, Headbangers Ball, The Uncle Floyd Show

Books:

The Dirt by Motley Crue, Zodiac, Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader, The Diary Of Anne Frank, The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, No one Here Gets out Alive, The White Line, Do Metal Maniacs and National Geographic count?

Heroes:

Gina (aka Yoo Hoo)

My Blog

Enlightenment

Will the cancer that kills you, fulfill the mind that enlightens you?
Posted by Mr. Johnson on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:13:00 PST

Labyrinth

Are you a guide to the Labyrinth, or do you follow the guide?
Posted by Mr. Johnson on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:29:00 PST

Dogs first Snow

The dog never saw the snow beforeThe dog jumped with joy, as it waited at the doorWhen the door opened, the dog rushed outside It played, and played and loved the snowThe dog in excitement yanked on t...
Posted by Mr. Johnson on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:05:00 PST

Free (melted) X Box 360 as seen on craigslist

Free melted X Box 360Free X Box, something happened and it melted. The game is stuck in there (Grand Theft Auto 4 I think). I'm keeping the cords and the controller, because they still work. When you ...
Posted by Mr. Johnson on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:01:00 PST

MySpaceTV Videos: Release the kitties by The Artist Formerly Known As Heath

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.... Release, the kittens!!!!!!...
Posted by Mr. Johnson on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:35:00 PST

Scott Peterson has a BLOG

Scott Peterson's BLOG, what do you think?
Posted by Mr. Johnson on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:24:00 PST

Oh, you didn’t know Jim Morrison is still alive

He teaches rodeo, and sings doors songs around the campfire.Jim Morrison lives on a ranch teaching rodeo...
Posted by Mr. Johnson on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:52:00 PST

Welcome to hell asshole!!!!

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Posted by Mr. Johnson on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:40:00 PST

Funny Bible Scriptures for you

Mosiah 13:3: Touch me not, for God shall smite you if ye lay your hands upon me1 Thes. 5: 26: Greet all the brethren with a holy kissColossians 2:21: Touch not; taste not; handle not;Jeremiah 24:3: Th...
Posted by Mr. Johnson on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:02:00 PST

Look out Jerzey I got my license

Went today and converted my license to Dirty Jerzey. This is a big deal, I never considered myself a Jersey person. Guess there is no turning back now. It was a really cool experience at the Jersey DM...
Posted by Mr. Johnson on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:29:00 PST