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Bobbybagpipes

Wink wink, nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more.

About Me

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week.

Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist

Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

O and A Party Rock!

My Interests

Discussing / arguing about music and movies. Fine poetry, a glass of scotch, and of course... My friend Baxter.

I'd like to meet:

Ted Levine (Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs)

Music:



Television:

The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Married With Children.

Books:

Stephen King, Dean Koontz, The Far Side (Gary Larson is brilliant), music books, movie review books, and any magazine that would be considered "Smut, Filth, and / or Dispicable."

Heroes:

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Angus Young (AC/DC)

Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)

Ronnie James Dio

Joe Lynn Turner

Ted Levine (underated actor)

My Blog

Mr. Rogers

Stay with me on this, because I find this little tidbit of info quite fascinating.We all remember Fred Rogers from the Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood television program. A majority of us grew up viewing thi...
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:12:00 PST

Yet another ridiculous dream

I had a weird dream last night.  I dreamt that it was the end of the world.  There was chaos all around, traffic jams, looting, etc.  Now even though it was armageddon, I was still resp...
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:18:00 PST

Another Silly Dream

Last night I dreamed that I was in what appeared to be either a large corridor in a shopping mall, or a brightly lit construction site. I was hanging out with Opie and Anthony, and Opie was swinging f...
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:18:00 PST

Actress / Goddess Andie MacDowell

    When asked, "Who is your favorite actress?" or "Who do you think is the sexiest woman in Hollywood?"  Most people go for the obvious.. for example Angelina Jolie, Julia "Fish F...
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:57:00 PST

My victory at a Victory Pro Wrestling Event

     On Friday night, Rich (a.k.a. Raspberry Town), John (a.k.a. Kanteen), Sean (a.k.a. Sean), and I went to yet another Victory Pro Wrestling (VPW) Event at a VFW hall in Cen...
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:38:00 PST

Bobbybagpipes vs. Lenny Kravitz Legal Battle

     A few years ago, my company had a 19 year old nitwit working for us. This kid was about as dumb as a box of rocks. He never listened to a word you said, and never payed attent...
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:38:00 PST

Role Playing Chat Rooms

    I completely forgot about this until this afternoon. My friend Rich (Raspberry Town) and I used to bust up the role playing chat rooms on AOL.  A role playing chat room is a ro...
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST

Silly Dream

Hey kiddies,     I had a ridiculous dream a couple of nights ago. Most of the time I forget them as the morning progresses, but I can’t get this one out of my head.  I share ...
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:43:00 PST

WOLFMOTHER

My bestest best friend Richie Boy (a.k.a. Raspberry Town) recently emailed me asking if I had the first cd from the band WOLFMOTHER.  The following is my reply to his question.   Enjoy....
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:34:00 PST

Presidential Race 08

    I've been watching the political race very closely and am pretty disgusted by what I've seen over the past couple of months. The candidates from both sides are viciously attack...
Posted by Bobbybagpipes on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:49:00 PST